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@morchel

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Joined September 2020
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@morchel
Morchel
1 month
I know why
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@DrDisrespect
Dr Disrespect
1 month
I can’t stop playing this game…
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
2 unskippable ads.
@YouTube
YouTube
1 year
you just made food. you're at the table. laptop open. what are you watching first?.
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@morchel
Morchel
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oooo oooo .`888 .8P' . 888 d8' . 88888[ . 888`88b. 888 `88b. o888o o888o . oooooooooooo .`888' `8 . 888 . 888oooo8 . 888 " . 888 o .o888ooooood8.
@DramaAlert
DramaAlert
2 months
Tommyinnit tried beefing with KSI and Logan Paul again but his jokes didn’t land. 💀
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@morchel
Morchel
5 months
MrBeast combining microplastic energy drink with overpriced chocolate bar
@MrBeast
MrBeast
5 months
@DramaAlert Lunchables sells hundreds of millions of units and countless people eat it. Our goal is to give people a better for you alternative to it. Our turkey meal for example is 80 less calories, 60% less sugar, more electrolytes, we use real cheese they use “cheese product” (they can’t.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
My extension that adds Markiplier to every thumbnail sums up my reaction to these news perfectly
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@morchel
Morchel
23 days
TommyInnit Devouring Dream, oil on canvas, 2025
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
DrDisrespect just deactivated his Instagram account.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
4 months
Instagram turned 14 today
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@morchel
Morchel
3 months
Try scanning for mold.
@Lunchly
LUNCHLY
5 months
Quality controls for every meal . X Ray ✅ .Metal Detection ✅
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@morchel
Morchel
1 month
Yeah let's let this guy design Minecraft 2 why not
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@notch
notch
1 month
@JohnnyS89206078 I basically announced minecraft 2. I thought that maybe people ACTUALLY do want me to make another game that's super similar to the first one, and I'm loving working on games again. I don't super duper care exactly which game I make first (or even if I make more), but I do know.
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@morchel
Morchel
5 months
Get ratiod by hand drawn Moo Deng I made in an hour
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@MicrosoftEdge
Microsoft Edge
5 months
No thoughts, just Moo Deng
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@morchel
Morchel
3 months
Just wanna announce that I'm no longer running the Opera GX socials. I'll still contribute from time to time but the vast majority of posts is now being made by the people in the social team. I hope you still like their content though 🔥.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 month
I GOT 2025 EARLY ACCESS ITS FUCKING AWESOME
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
@M1das_OW2 I love seeing small, lesbian-owned businesses succeed.
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@morchel
Morchel
7 months
@SaeedDiCaprio I see you bro
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@morchel
Morchel
1 month
I painted 6'9 millionaire Hurt Copain vaporizing Elon Musk because I was bored
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@morchel
Morchel
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@morchel
Morchel
1 month
@Mr_Mothman_ Why is his krusty krotch censored.
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
c'mon man they've suffered enough.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
4 months
Prime has sent a truckload of drinks to hard-to-reach areas affected by hurricane Helene in North Carolina
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
The ops in question:
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@KSI
ksi
4 months
Wait till you see the music video, all my ops getting it, you’re not ready😤.
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@morchel
Morchel
9 months
I somehow prefer a barely maintained wiki with 37 different autoplay ads to this.
@charlieINTEL
CharlieIntel
9 months
Microsoft’s Copilot AI is coming to gaming, starting with Minecraft
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@morchel
Morchel
5 months
Nice ai art how about you 'generate' some users next.
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@morchel
Morchel
5 months
The Minecraft movie costumes are so bad I can just sneak in a character from Concord without you noticing
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@Minecraft
Minecraft
5 months
Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
White people when nvm this template sucks look at this cool cat
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@morchel
Morchel
3 months
FOR CLARIFICATION: I'm still working for GX and will continue to help with the socials, but I am no longer doing the everday content. I don't want to take credit for content made by my team members. This is not the end, but a new role and a new beginning for me. Stay real
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@morchel
Morchel
3 months
@sebbystm Hell yeah I love jerking myself off.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
Corporations are not your friends. We are neither. That's the joke.
@CommunistPrtyAC
Communist Party of Animal Crossing
1 year
I’m so fucking tired of these brands/rich billionaires on Twitter trying to act like your friend
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@morchel
Morchel
7 months
Hurt CoPain just deactivated his account 💔
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@morchel
Morchel
18 days
@supersonic16023 its so what??
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
Warm up
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
LMAOOOOOO
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@morchel
Morchel
1 month
@DaissyPlayz Loki (ng at minors).
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@morchel
Morchel
1 month
@YangyYoung /$$$$$$ . |_ $$_/ . | $$ . | $$ . | $$ . | $$ . /$$$$$ .|______/ . /$$$$$$ . /$$__ $$.| $$ \ $$.| $$$$$$$$.| $$_____ $$.| $$ | $$.| $$ | $$.|__/ |__/. /$$$$$$ . |_ $$_/ . | $$ . | $$.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
there is no way he just ai generated himself some friends I'm crying 😭
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@morchel
Morchel
11 months
I made a mid post because I had no time to cook a fresh one and some people in the QRTs are treating it like I shot their grandma in front of their eyes.
@operagxofficial
Opera GX
11 months
i dropped my phone and look how badly it cracked 😭
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@morchel
Morchel
29 days
Grummz might be the dumbest person of all time.
@Grummz
Grummz
29 days
When they attack you, and you are as accomplished as Notch, they rapidly try to erase and downplay your contribution and your work. Ridiculous as it is, they are trying to claim that Notch didn't do much "development" on Minecraft, and that all the success of Minecraft is due to
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@morchel
Morchel
8 months
@SaeedDiCaprio Bro thought you were an aid truck.
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@morchel
Morchel
2 months
@jamwithfruit 888888ba .88 `8b .88 88 .88 88 .88 88 .dP dP . d8888b. 88' `88 .88. 88 .`88888P' . dP . 88 .d8888P . 88 . 88 . dP . d888888P . 88 . 88 . 88 . 88 . dP . dP .88 .88d888b.
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@morchel
Morchel
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@tommyinnit Literally just checked your profile to see the ratio of the century.
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@morchel
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@morchel
Morchel
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@iFunny you aint getting the fb
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@morchel
Morchel
18 days
Why do the Nintendo Switch 2 joycons look so joyless
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@Dexerto
Dexerto
18 days
Nintendo has announced the Switch 2.
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
@tommyinnit Yup it's over go put his ass back in that forest.
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@morchel
Morchel
3 months
@MicrosoftEdge Nah I'll still be around to ratio you fellas dw 🙏🙏.
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
How about you track down some real artists.
@MicrosoftEdge
Microsoft Edge
4 months
Nobody:.Edge price tracking the 75 things in your cart:
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@morchel
Morchel
3 months
Jake Paul just found his next opponent.
@GDebatta
Gio DeBatta 🍸
3 months
this shark was born in 1627.
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
@unicouniuni3 Reported them for impersonation :3
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@morchel
Morchel
5 months
They really did this shit for the mob designs
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@Minecraft
Minecraft
5 months
Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025.
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
Instead of spreading Omer's name, let's spread the names of all the Palestinian infants you murdered this year: . Abdel Khaleq Fadi Khaled Al Baba .Abdel Rahim Ahmed Abdel Rahim Awad .Abdel Rahman Ahmed Essam Salah .Abdel Rahman Samir Salama Saad .Abdel Raouf Ibrahim Abdel Raouf.
@Israel
Israel ישראל
4 months
This is anything but a happy birthday. American-Israeli Omer Neutra is marking his second birthday in captivity in Gaza. For over a year, his parents, Orna and Ronen, have fought tirelessly for his release. Please share this and help make sure the world knows Omer’s name.
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@morchel
Morchel
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If you share a dish with your family they kill you btw.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Netflix plans to open "Netflix Bites" a full service restaurant in Las Vegas. The restaurant will feature dishes inspired by shows such as Stranger Things, One Piece, Squid Game and more
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@morchel
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@stockindonut Atomic bomb vs Crying baby.Atomic bomb 2 vs Crying baby.Atomic bomb 3 vs Crying baby.
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@morchel
Morchel
26 days
ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ ǝpɐɯ I
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@morchel
Morchel
5 months
@MicrosoftEdge genai slop
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@morchel
Morchel
8 months
@operagxofficial I'm the kinda guy that makes a whole giveaway just to buy himself Death Stranding.
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@morchel
Morchel
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@Windows This post made me switch to TempleOS.
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@morchel
Morchel
3 months
I am happy to announce that my pumpkin made it into an Opera GX post.
@operagxofficial
Opera GX
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I don't think you need AI to cut 4 squares into a pumpkin
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
this goes hard
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@morchel
Morchel
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nobody fw the ai slop I'm crying
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@Windows
Windows
27 days
how it feels upgrading to Windows 11:
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
@operagxofficial I am fully aware that one of these games is made for the Switch, what is more important here is the polish of these games. You can't tell me that animations like these should exist in a AAA title
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@morchel
Morchel
7 months
Mr Copain, you will be missed
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@morchel
Morchel
7 months
Hurt CoPain just deactivated his account 💔
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@morchel
Morchel
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@M1das_OW2 Ai generate him fatter.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
I am considering ending it all
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@morchel
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1 year
wow he sucks he missed every attack.
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
1 year
This taekwondo master is 62 years old
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@morchel
Morchel
5 months
@M1das_OW2 10" of m1das…
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@morchel
Morchel
7 months
ain't a vtuber but I got aura
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
Find the trans person!. 🟨🟨🟨🟨.🟨⬛️⬛️🟨.🟨⬛️⬛️🟨.🟨⬛️🟦🟨.🟨🟦🟦🟦🟦. can't find th- wait you can't actually build an aether portal? what the hell man.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 month
If Valve announces Half-Life 3 in 2025 I will personally kill/maim everybody that replies to this post.
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
1 month
G-Man voice actor Mike Shapiro posts mysterious message for New Years . • His first post in 4 years .• Hopes the future holds some 'unexpected surprises' .• Included hashtags for Half-Life, Valve, and 2025
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
suuuuuuuued.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
1 year
Cristiano Ronaldo is being sued for promoting Binance
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
@SaeedDiCaprio mine better 🥱
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
Chat should I draw the firm I am currently employed at viciously making out with our competitor.
@Jitsekii
ᯓ Jitseki 🌈🐾
4 months
real
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@morchel
Morchel
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I am so proud of this community
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@unicouniuni3
うに@ねこ休み展
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New Uni shirts!. We took inspiration from all the memes you made and picked Uni's favorites :3
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@morchel
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@PopBase
Pop Base
3 months
Japan's Tokyo High Court has ruled that not allowing same-sex couples to marry is unconstitutional. It's the second Japanese high court to uphold the plaintiffs’ demands for marriage equality.
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@morchel
Morchel
11 months
Notice how your lonely ass is isolated from reality
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@its_menieb
Mohamed Enieb
11 months
@MrBeast Notice how Chris is isolated from the group, hope he gets the help he needs
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@morchel
Morchel
5 months
I'm back on the account btw
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
Crypto bros are trying to turn Uni into a coin to leech profit. Block this account if you're a true Uni fan.
@uni_solana
uni
4 months
the birth of uni: this is how uni, the embodiment of beauty, was born :3 . soon the universe will be understood. @unicouniuni3 fanart - uni in VENUS.🎨 @prettyannfr
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@morchel
Morchel
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HOLY BASED.
@george_10g
じょーじ
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@morchel Thank you for following!😇☕
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@morchel
Morchel
9 months
God forbid men do something whimsical and silly
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
This guy is always on overwatch he should call himself m1das_ow2 or something
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Morchel
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
@Dexerto There is 100% chance that she'll tweet "Hawk tuah, Kick on that thing".
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@morchel
Morchel
10 months
wasn't it obvious
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@M1das_OW2
M1das
10 months
@morchel @evilparodystuck YOURE GAY???.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 month
@CanonOverseerII Minecraft has been developed by other people for longer than notch ever worked on it, 2:1 at this point.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
omg a hit tweet. Go follow my alt account
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@morchel
Morchel
6 months
@SaeedDiCaprio no you dont get it, that pawn on C7 threw a rock at the border wall.
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@morchel
Morchel
10 days
ad ad promotion ad computer ad copilot ai bloatware.
@Windows
Windows
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computer.
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
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@KSI
ksi
4 months
"What happened to YouTubers man. I can't not say anything anymore. This is selling stuff for the sake of making money, simple. How does this benefit their fans?. This is selling crap to kids who don't know better than to trust the people who are selling it to them. Do better.".
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@morchel
Morchel
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@M1das_OW2 M1das working overtime on inauguration day to crank out as many topical posts as humanly possible
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@morchel
Morchel
4 months
@M1das_OW2 Why do you say that like a slur.
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@morchel
Morchel
2 months
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@drfrink5
Frink
2 months
Since it’s almost the end of the year, what was your biggest tweet?.
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@morchel
Morchel
26 days
@M1das_OW2 no you dont get it its super patriotic to celebrate americans suffering.
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
Here's a full reference sheet of the silly lil guy with the revised design now please stop harrassing my family about homestuck content
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@YaCuddleBunny
Bountiful Bunny
1 year
@morchel MORE OPREAH GEEYEX MORE OPREAH GEEYEX.
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@morchel
Morchel
8 months
yeah yeah reddit pick but have you listened to it shit's serene.
@operagxofficial
Opera GX
8 months
1. Minecraft. Top Track: Sweden - C418.#Top100GameOSTs
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Morchel
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@morchel
Morchel
1 year
@youtooz
youtooz
1 year
we live we love we lie 💙. smurf cat drops wednesday 🍄 available 7 days only
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@morchel
Morchel
10 months
I made this meme 5 years ago and still get jumpscared every time I see it reposted randomly.
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@morchel
Morchel
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@ThePopFlop
Pop Flop
14 days
Elon Musk does a nazi salute.
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@morchel
Morchel
7 months
@StopAntisemites @Delta I actually had this man serve me on on a flight last week. Probably the best service I ever received on a plane. Massive W @Delta promote this man.
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@morchel
Morchel
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@M1das_OW2
M1das
5 months
me getting watching my .ice cream :) vs parents d1e
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Morchel
1 year
would you look at the time
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