Maz
@moosenmooth
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@nocontextfooty Breaking: 18 year old is a fan of the two greatest players ever unlike the stan virgins who argue on twitter all day.
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@JaredWeissNBA Yeah that freak ass sentence automatically moves him out of top 3 PF contention.
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@BodegaaCat āSudanā and itās a bunch of lightskin Surinamese players that had their country colonized by the Dutch. š¤£.
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@AnfieldSector @MirrorFootball Itās basically the clubs White House now lmao, Rodgers lived there before Klopp too.
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@LyesBouzidi10 Nah that was a proper smart tackle Acosta saved just won his country a point.
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@LyesBouzidi10 Memphis acting like he hasnāt been role playing an American his whole career lmfao. š¤£.
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@Ic3Evaa You saw his podcast with Micah, Lineker, Shearer ? He says young ballers DM him on ig and tell him to put their names out in the media all the time. š.
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@nocontextfooty I mean his weak foot is genuinely insane and one of the best Iāve ever seen. You can play him anywhere on the pitch and it wonāt hinder him.
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@LyesBouzidi10 Bro went from 2 goals at Burnley and the Turkish league to playing with Casemiro and Varane in a couple weeks š¤£.
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@D4KAComps Practicing his America accent cause he knows thatās where heāll be living after heās done with footy, isnāt it obvious ?.
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@1947production Look at how well Kane, Foden, Saka receive and retain the ball with a great first touch when Trent plays them a pass, then look at Rashford try to the same lmfaooooo. š¤¢.
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@NotPythonRM @nocontextfooty At least he doesnāt force himself on women like Madridās goat did.
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@isoquince That might be the worst UCL team of the week ever lol. Football deadarse fell off.
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@Dabzzzz97 Iām ngl the wages are way better in America and if you have a degree you can prob make 2x in America compared to the UK. Also moving to a urbanized southern city like Houston or Atlanta means cheap living, low taxes, while also staying in pretty developed areas.
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@RussFcb They traded Russ and ended up being 4 wins away from a finals lmao. I know life hurts for you brudda.
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@LyesBouzidi10 I hope no one thinks Chuck is being serious lol that man is the biggest troll ever and donāt know nothing ab football š.
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@terxme Had a girl in my chem class my sophomore named need āDeesā and boy did she catch hell in 2019 š.
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@rafsenal People act like he was actually a dusty baller lol. Captained Liverpool to 3 CLs and won the Golden Boot in one CL campaign as a 6. Legend in Turkey was a good manager for a couple of years at Liverpool as well.
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@PatricRidge 21, English, no injuries, bossed Milan and Leipzig in the CL as a 19 year old, and was prob a top 3 CM in the championship last year. Chelsea wouldāve gotten 35m for him.
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@Trujista Heās 21 year old Henry tearing up Maldini, Cannavaro, Nesta in a European final and winning MOTM. Haalarse couldnāt even dream of this.
Thierry Henry vs Italy (Euros 2000 Final). 21 year old Henry put in an electrifying performance to lead his country to triumph . [š„: @FussballHJ]
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@nocontextfooty Scored the only goal against Brazil and got the funniest WC red card ever. My goat
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@spluntsplash @UsmanUm29867740 @TheEuropeanLad Please shut up and stop talking about football if you donāt know who Marco Van Basten is. A top 20 player ever.
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@AEgo360 @nocontextfooty I said āone of the bestā I never said he was the best idk who the best is cause iāve not watched every footballer played.
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@nuejaebs Not even a Ronny fanboy but Iād be mad asf if I was him too lmao, golden boot races against Messi, every tap in means something. šš.
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@BleacherReport @AftabPureval Hopefully that paternity test will find the city of Cincinnati some rings lol.
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@jr_fundss Man is a millionaire who won trophies for his boyhood club and now gets to experience a completely new culture and language. Way better than going to Ipswich, West Ham or some other mid table/relegation club to finish off your career imo.
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@Kolby3333 @JakeAndHoops @AdamSchefter Doesnāt matter lol everyone knows Kupps the best WR on that team.
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@blackguydrip @zackfox Search up Drake kissing and groping 17 year old girl after her asking her age on stage for me on YouTube real quick.
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@PiocheX10 The thing thatās crazy ab this comp is a Liverpool fan made it and heās been dunking on us ever since ššš.
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@SimplyGoal @derspiegel His mother and brother have both disowned, dissociated, and distanced themselves from him. Theyāve both openly stated that heās an abuser too but heās not in prison and still playing football. Just shows you how much money rules the world and how ācancel cultureā donāt exist.
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@ThatsLudaChriss The dude who played Karvel (booty warrior) is in another show called The Neighborhood and heās plays such a nice and kind character that I genuinely aināt realize it was him at first. When I realized I was like you always gonna be the booty warrior to me. š.
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@DrippyDak @HaterMuse @KDTrey5 King ā God. That was also given to him out of high school. No one has ever called KD the āGodā š.
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@piercedagoat @TrujistaSancho Yeah Iād say most of SA except for Argentina since theyāre B tech Europeans who didnāt get to live in Germany and Italy like they wish they do lmao.
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@johnrivers131 They gotta make sure to maximize the profits out of everything nowadays. Although I do like that more people can go watch summer league games live now, I miss when it was in a tiny gym filled with scouts and coaches, made it more serious for some reason. š¤£.
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@Bd_irB_ll Aston Villa keeper winning the Yashin award for Kolo Muani being garbage at finishing. šš.
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@Bk8iP3 Nah rooting for the teams that always win must feel amazing I swear, Iām gonna root for Madrid in the CL final so Dortmund fans canāt say Terzic is better than Klopp and Ik theyāre winning. š.
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@EnglidsAway The English could never produce a player so clutch and world class lmao. The best you could do is Wayne Rooney š.
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@big_business_ Itās CP3s leadership thatās causing him to drop 30 every night. Didnāt know that Biz ?.
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@HenryKeculahJr @AhnFireDigital @LegionHoops So did him shooting 3/12 from the field and 0-5 from 3, not his fault ? How about the below average defense ? Does that not contribute to losing ?.
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@316simsim @disgame23 This is kinda hilarious considering heās a Milan fan and theyāve had many legendary black players. Guess the hate runs deeper than his love for football. š.
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@xKidKidx @Cj_Arrington1 @_tonyjefferson @marlon_humphrey The Raiders were playing the Ravens and Waller was like TE3 for the Ravens running routes pre game and Gruden thought he looked tough so he signed him lmao.
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@yandhi_gz @killmesIime Crying from happiness ā Crying from sadness. People will use crying after a loss against you while they will celebrate you for crying after a win.
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@1947production Szobo played better in the second half but he needs to hold bench. Our midfield moving forward should Alexis-Wataru-Curtis and Szobo can play his way into starting again. Better get right before Thiago comes back and really benches him.
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@Dramelo_ @brfootball @MLS Heās mid/okay at best in the MLS too. He mightāve just costed his club a playoff spot since they were 3 points off 7th with a goal advantage. Not even top 10 in goals this season, Such an unserious player.
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@theonlykau @nuyorknites @yanolfc What do you mean ? Here is Kobe himself admitting to it, apologizing to her and her family in 2004.
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@TheoAshNFL Wow this seems like a player the New York Giants could use since their WR room is so weak.
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@sponhourm @masonontwt Benjamin was super tough his first two years then he got fat canāt reallly blame that on the front office.
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@RuthlessCuler @WadeBLVDszn @StevenFerraro7 @TheNBACentral 7 and 9 in the ESCF. Top rebounder in that series besides Bron and KG. Def more than 3 ppg during the reg season.
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@utdbrxy Pump faked them into getting Gakpo whoās better than Antony and Weghorst combined for 60m less. š.
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@Ifcj__ @albaaaaaaaaah How can that be the case when he was bossing it at Monaco and bossed it for 3 seasons with us ? Thatās like 6 years of good/elite play.
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@Ic3Evaa Second least goals conceded in the league and thatās also with two games with 10 men for 70+ minutes ?.
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@nocontextfooty Greatest footballing nation ever but that wonāt change them having them most embarrassing loss in sports history. 7-1 in your own backyard š¤£
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@_bubblxs Barca players talking about how it felt like the roof was shaking above them in our dusty away team dressing room šš.
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@crackcobain__ Ik his meme funny but bro kid was in a school shooting. Ik his family traumatized.
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@LyesBouzidi10 I know that first sentence hooked all UTD fans like no other bait post has before LMAO. š¤£š¤£š¤£.
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@osowxvyy Braids or Braids = āCast of top boyā lol. I guess weāre blaming them being dark skin instead of Poch just deciding to buy random 20 year old footballers and not knowing how to use em.
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@hardfootyvideos @nocontextfooty Thatās Lillian Thuram and Marcel Desailly. Both are arguably Franceās two greatest ever defenders speaking on Fenemeno like that. They also both played in peak Seria against Ronaldo too. Legends feared him.
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@TheoAshNFL Bro got a pick, sack, forced fumble in his first game and ppl acted like he didnāt exist as the #1 pick š.
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@roqueburner @NafeCheIs You act like Mac Allister didnāt get an assist in the biggest game ever and played considerably better than Enzo in the final lmao, why would they like Enzo over him more ?.
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@honestly_cd @theMadridZone @marca Until itās your team thatās the one holding a 97th min dagger when the game was supposed to end at 95 min lmao š.
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@Ic3Evaa I forgot you need a Ballondāor to be a great player lol. Mbappe is already a top 10 French player ever, idc what anyone says. Heāll be top 3 when they so obviously win the 2026 WC.
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@purplefranchise @RyB_311 He was a reporter and writer for NBC for 40 years and then created his own blog for the Nets in the early 2000s and been keeping up with it ever since. Honestly very cool, heās always been in some sort of media throughout his life.
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@YourBoyJemz @Bk8iP3 Nah the racist tweets from the Argentinians that day were insane lmao. Bunch of guys from Congo and Senegal nearly put that country in the dirt. š.
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@RutaUTD @brfootball Lol Casemiro and Fred were actually good together in Copa America. Id start Fred with Case and Eriksen over Bruno who boots everything away and skies every shot.
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@eaglesfanrob @big_business_ Heās elite at everything but the amount of flopping he does for a 7ā0 280 pound guy is nuts. Gonna have a lotta ppl pray on his downfall š.
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@Ic3Evaa Iām on his side about him getting onto him when doesnāt make the right decision and being hard on him but I donāt agree with the ignoring him and not shaking his hands when he comes to apologize. To each their own ig.
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@masta_drizzz @Dabzzzz97 Youāre 100% correct but if you have a decent job youāll get insurance and benefits and if you donāt, paying for a good insurance isnāt that crazy. Itās $250 a month for me.
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