M Sharma
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But imagine making $15m in one hour and having to live with Jay-Z.
You definitely win this round.
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He loved her cakes.
She loved his poems.
So, they stayed together for batter or for verse.
- Anonymous
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When spouse offers to cook, this is the minimum preparation he expects from me.
"Mona, I will cook today. You just rest."
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@7heFinePrint
I know. Our ancestors were so stupid that they did not see what the agenda of Muslim invaders was when they demolished temples and constructed mosques over the ruins or renamed cities to Allah -abad, Ahmad-abad, Aurang-abad. They should've been uneasy and thought of Hitler.
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I've said farewell to my beloved Papaji today. He was my pillar of strength, a loving father from the day I walked into the family as a bride. I will miss him every day.
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Blue gin that goes pink when tonic is added! Cheers boliye, please.
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@Kiaz19
Nice of you to watch and not do anything. Maybe stick your hand on the wire ends and see if they are soft enough for the pup's stomach.
Oh! I get it! You are a Wild Life Photographer! The ones who film lion attacks etc etc
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This brought back memories of long train journeys and impromptu sharing of food with fellow passengers.
And the skill that experience taught us - the correct sequence of eating the rotis/pooris which served as plates!
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Kabhi ghar mein ghee banaaya hai?
Lockdown Ki wajah se ghar mein band ghar waalon Ko iski smell se sataaya hai?
Unhe bina bataaye unki favourite chai Ki chhanni se ghee ko chhaana hai?
Phir unse iss baat ko chhupaaya hai?
Humne kiya hai!
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Modern day satire. And Appu is very familiar to us from India and I'm impressed, Mr Hank Azaria!
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What do eccentric people do when they can't sleep at night? Cook an entire meal at 1am!
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#lunch
What’s on my plate?
Barley+Ragi flour ajwain parathas, masala gobhi, baghaare baingan, peanut chutney and my favourite green vegetable!
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#lunch
The true star is the homemade dahi! After almost a year and a half, a friend gave me a little jaaman (starter).
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QT with your old media…
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At the age of eleven, I discovered the meaning of life...and I have spent all the years after that trying to disbelieve it...
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The lone tree
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A lovely shade of purple! The city is full of trees that have this amazing coloured flowers!
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Hello friends! Lunch kha lo please!
Bhopla, karela, chana dal ke parathe. And hari mirch😍
Bhopla means pumpkin!
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And here it is! The much awaited Sarson Ka Saag and Makki Ki Roti!
#WinterFeast
#SarsonDaSaagMakkiDiRoti
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@MackFalzone
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Leave him be - he's got more class in his little pinky than this jiggly clientele does in her whole plus sized body. The gentleman is handling it pretty well.
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Happy Karvachauth to all ladies celebrating this day! Wishing you happiness and sending blessings!!
#KarvaChauth2022
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Daughter has been wearing this around the house.
Her father wants to know where is the other T-shirt…
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After 7 years, I tasted one of my favourite fruits: the jamun!
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"Ma, how will I know if I have put enough salt in the rice?"
"Just taste it. If the water tastes like tears, it is the right amount."
Life's lessons.
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Woh beetroot jise tumne kis kis jatan se nikaala thha salad se duur...
Woh chalkar kabaabon Ki chaal aa gaya...
#PaybackTime
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Husband (staring at my grocery shopping): what’s this? And this?
Me (Staring at husband’s grocery shopping) why this? And this?
#GenderDifferences
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All these vegetables for just Rs205. Please spare a thought for the farmers who are battling bitter cold to tend to their fields, to the vegetable vendor who walks for miles to being you the freshest produce.
#FarmFresh
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Hello friends! Why wasn’t I told by any one that this fruit has such a delicious taste? And the fragrance is absolutely amazing!
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Hello friends…if you are in an abusive relationship, make sure that at the very least, one person in the world knows about it. It’s nothing to be ashamed of and it’s not your fault. Being secretive about your suffering will not make things better.
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Main toh kab se khadi iss paar,
Kachoris kar ke tayyar,
Aaja re, pardesi...
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I am going to make it my life's goal to look for the beauty in the ugliness of the world...instead of focusing on the ugly in the beauty of human nature.
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Hello friends! Kathal Kabaab kha lo please!
“Ye kabaab nahi hain, pakode hain”
“Kyun?”
“Kyunki ye vegetarian hain”
😕😕😕😕😕
#FamilyDoesntDeserveMe
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Hello friends, avocado ka paratha kha lo please!
“Ye healthy option hai?”
😠😠😠😠😠
#FamilyDoesntDeserveMe
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One day, I would like to face the world with the same confidence of the man sending a “hello deer” message…
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Finally, a kalakand even I am proud of!!
Hello friends, kalakand dekh lo please!
Aap dost ho isliye aapse khaane ke liye nahi kahenge❤️
“Kaun se janam ka badla liya ja raha hai humse?”
“Saat janam ka!”
😠😠😠😠😠
#FamilyDoesntDeserveMe
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Tu khaaye ja unke kalakand aur roye ja
Yunhi tareef kiye ja, aansoo (khushi ke) peeye ja…
Hello friends! Success!
#FamilyThrilled
#FamilyBegsForRelease
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Hello friends, lunch kha lo please.
Zucchini dal, karela, alu matar, jau ke ajwain namak wale parathe.
Jab koi aadhi roti maange lekin neeyat poori roti ki rakhe…tab ek chhoti roti pesh kijiye
#HariMirchNahiHai
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#LockdownMiseryResuscitated
Today, spouse is going to discover the joys of the green chillies paste - invisible, but deadly…
😌😌😌
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Dushman na kare dost Ne Woh kaam kiya hai,
Humko kitchen mein lagaa ke, khud aaraam kiya hai...
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Flaunt something that you made with your own hands…
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@Mr_DrinksOnMe
The funny thing is they both want to be at the receiving end of the lid's swat
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I hope all kids in India - who have maids fetching them glass of water and carry their school bags for them, Polish their shoes and take their breakfast and lunch and dinner plates to the kitchen, clean their room - watch this child.If you can use a potty, you grown up. Lazy kids
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Daughter's first attempt at making paneer at home. So proud of her!
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@mahesh10816
Maybe you should've written the following:
Our ancestors were surrounded by semi clad women, sages by erotic sculptures. But there was no rampant rapes and pedophilia. That means our minds are not pure these days because we harbour such feelings 24/7, waiting for an opportunity
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