amalia
@mollysoda
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I tried Diet Coke one time and now I have to drink one every single day for the rest of my life.
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you can't make good art without also making a lot of really bad art that might inevitably haunt you forever.
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Glossier just give up!!!! I will never buy your little Vaselines!!!!!!!!!!!! Go AWAY.
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I need a show to watch like Gilmore girls where nothing bad happens but not Gilmore girls because I’ve watched it 100 times.
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Sext: hey I'm sorry it didn't work out between us but do u mind if I make like a really public art piece about it.
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crazy that every day i walk around thinking i am ugly and then i look at an old picture and i think it's so sad that i thought i was ugly back then while currently feeling ugly this makes sense right.
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when ur 14 u use the internet as a place to complain and look at cool hair cuts and when ur 22 u use the internet to make jokes and probably flirt and by the time ur 30 all u have is your "brand" and a lot of emotional problems.
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I find one person I'm romantically interested in like once every 3 years so I literally do not understand how people are constantly dating.
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R u ever having like a nice chill night and then u decide to casually check up on someone via social media who ruined your life. .
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ppl used to use the internet as a place to talk about dorky stuff they liked and now everyone uses it to convince ppl they're a good person.
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ya babe let's do this whole relationship that's "not a relationship" thing on yr terms so you can avoid accountability and leave me hanging.
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U can usually tell someone is rich because they have rich people hair I cannot explain it.
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my role models are the type of people who eat pieces of bread in their beds late at night.
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Fucked up that it’s music industry standard to pay opening bands like $250 for a sold out giant venue show - everyone’s got radical politics until it doesn’t benefit them anymore.
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when u finally realize that life isn't a rom com and guys dont actually like quirky girls and zooey deschanel is actually just rly normal
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God imagine caring this much about a fucking department store. humiliating.
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the only people who "get their shit together" are people who can afford it.
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When is Uffie’s pop the glock going to resurface and go viral on tiktok.
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When Katy Perry follows the words “ginger ale” with “epic fail” in last Friday night. beautiful . .
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If yr friend is an artist, designer, hair dresser, whatever - Dont ask for a discount or free shit - PAY THEM - show respect for their work.
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i don't have sex dreams but i do have dreams about that feeling of excitement you get when someone you like just barely touches you.
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I'm basically a huge flake unless it's work related or I'm in love with you or maybe if I've been alone for 3 days straight.
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for research i need help coming up with all the "girl" phrases that have been coined over the years here's what i have so far: girl dinner, hot girl walk, that girl/clean girl, girl boss, girl math, girl blog. what am i missing.
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my friend was like y r u offering me sleepy time tea at 4pm and i was like does everyone not spend the whole day trying to sedate themselves.
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do u ever just wanna text someone "y arent u in love with me ur so stupid!!!!!!!".
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i refer to someone as my friend if i follow them on the internet and we've had at least one online exchange.
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if i like you i'll probably write about it online and make like 3 art pieces about it before i even tell you.
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STOP WORKING FOR FREE IN 2017 - This is unacceptable! Your time and your voice are valuable and "exposure" will not feed you.
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i hope in 2017 we all learn how to stop making excuses for people who treat us poorly.
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Fucked up teeth are hot!!! Why does everyone want straight teeth!!!!!.
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The same ppl who move to cities only to order groceries online, and have subscriptions to things you can buy at a deli are now having living off the land cottagecore wilderness fantasies but won’t admit to themselves that they actually just want to live in the suburbs.
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ok y'all might have good intentions but u gotta quit it w/ "the future is female" vagina-centric signage!!! vagina DOES NOT EQUAL woman.
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Can I have some free makeup.
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i tried to watch porn and literally came while they were kissing with their clothing still on so that's where i'm at.
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every time i remember this shirt exists somewhere i think about how badly i need it
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i want to say this in the nicest way possible but this is everyone on the internet now.
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Every day is a new chance to figure out that a different man in your life is a misogynist.
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Compliment your friends more in 2017 - remind them how much you admire them, how beautiful u think they are, even if it's just in passing.
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last christmas i read all your tweets and the very next day i blocked you on facebook.
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I love making art and thinking about art but there is something to be said about not monetizing the things you like doing.
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anxiety is a valid excuse for not being able to go somewhere/do something you said you would but it feels hard to say that to someone.
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spent the hottest years of my life resenting my peers and feeling bad about my body.
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do u ever get sad cause ur not a warm and fuzzy person and feel like u accidentally make it hard for people to be close to u.
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feel depressed because we spent our teen years crafting beautifully designed myspaces and making the right avatars just to end up w this.
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If u think im annoying online imagine what it's like to date me.
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*walks into sephora*. "so, i have depression which mascara will fix this?".
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When u try to take nudes but ur arms look INSANE cause you're double jointed (is that what's happening?)
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can the secretly rich artists stop asking ppl to buy their art rn lol. insane. .
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If u think they're manipulating you they're probably manipulating you.
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hey dude instead of talking to everyone about how much of a feminist u are maybe just listen to women including the ones u dont want 2 fuck.
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How many years of telling yourself you're a strong, resilient and radiant independent lady does it take to feel "better".
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After years of wanting to be “taken seriously” I’ve decided that I’m ready to be a hot girl artist again.
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ok so let me get this glossier models r like already hot and then they rub like expensive baby oil on their face and we wanna buy it????.
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does anyone else feel like their anxiety is a form of self sabotage?.
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i told myself 2016 was going to be the year i fell in love and i didn't realize the person i'd be falling in love with might be me.
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Deciding to wear red lipstick as someone with dark hair and bangs is so stressful because it has the potential to veer rockabilly at any moment.
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every horoscope i read tells me i'm going to fall in love this month but most likely i'll just stop believing in astrology this month.
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Instagram has strained my relationship with like 500 people I’ve met two times.
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Gonna focus all of my energy on being hot today instead of doing work.
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think about how many times someone not texting you back has led to some radical self improvement.
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If u unfollow me on social media I do not blame u because I too think I am annoying but I have to live with myself.
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Instagram is like looking at a bunch of resumes disguised as sincere content.
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I used to think love was a feeling but now I think it's a choice.
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you don't have to love me but you do have to blindly support me in everything i do and tell me i'm pretty.
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Omgthese pix of me from last night are so cute I've always felt weird about my mouth/its movement so this is big 4me
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It's a cool feeling to consistently want to tell someone that you're happy they are in your life.
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Just got mad about something and then realized I created the entire situation in my head.
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