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It genuinely pisses me off when people say this?? Idk maybe it’s because movies and tv are such a massive interest of mine but when someone says this to me and then tries to argue it’s not a big deal I get anxiety while they’re gone. Especially if I’ve seen it and they haven’t.
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I know there were so many amazing things in the last Ted Lasso episode, but let’s talk about Beard canonically being a male stripper for a club called Man City
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You’re telling me the END timestamp of Rebecca bumping into Sam in 2.07 is the BEGINNING timestamp of her bumping into Ted in 3.05. We already knew about the same outfit but thE TIMESTAMP?!? COME ON JASON.
#tedlasso
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Guys… guys you know what this means???
THERES STILL A CHANCE FOR TED AND REBECCA TO FIND OUT ABOUT SEPTEMBER 13, 1991–TO FIND OUT THEYRE SOULMATES
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Keeley being sneaky while Roy doesn’t give a shit. That’s so on brand for them.
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But also… relationships and soulmates aside… Ted really just had the worst ending. Like. All his friends and loved ones left behind just to go be with his son to coach little league when Rebecca was like ready to fight for Henry to move to london cool. Cool.
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“So, here on the same ground. When the tables have turned around. Oh, and your tears fall as your world is crashing down.”
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“Not without my Ted.” HANNAH WADDINGHAM I HAVE NEVER NEEDED YOU TO HOLD TRUE TO YOUR WORD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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One thing I noticed while making my Ted Lasso crack video is that it’s not just the opener in s3 that’s darker, but the show itself seems more dulled. Like… colder, you know? Someone quick. Warm this man’s heart up and give him a hug 😭😭
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Theodore Lasso do not look at your mother like that when you know damn well you would have made the same exact joke. This boy, I swear.
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Why the fakeouts? Why the soulmate connection? Why Ted being the only person to ask her how she was and could see through Rupert? Why the matchbook & the army man & knight in shining armor? Why the opening morning kitchen scene? Why give me hope? To have a laugh. To mock us.
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It breaks my heart seeing Ted’s frustration toward his mom, but also… I love seeing this side of him…it really just confirms everything we theorized about his dad’s passing—how he had to put his pain aside and take care of her. How he never got to deal with his grief properly.
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The manifestation of s4 obviously worked so lemme just manifest endgame too… 🤫
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It got me wondering and… jfc I’m going insane.
You’re telling me the END timestamp of Rebecca bumping into Sam in 2.07 is the BEGINNING timestamp of her bumping into Ted in 3.05. We already knew about the same outfit but thE TIMESTAMP?!? COME ON JASON.
#tedlasso
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Ted Lasso canonically saying Rebecca can spit tea on him all day any day so long as it doesn’t get in his mouth.
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Rebecca being the first person he took his mom to. As it should be. But also- rebecca… girl. 👀
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“Well, I’m her…. Ex… husband. Not her… currant… father… so no.” The way this line had me on the freaking floor 😂😂😂
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Listen I was too busy grinning like an idiot at Ted’s heart eyes that I didn’t expect this to happen at all and it had me on the floor.
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I’ve made a lot of videos in my time but this one never fails to make me laugh fr 😭😭😂
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I can’t handle him. He’s so proud. He’s so in love. Boy couldn’t be any more quiet if his life depended on it.
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I just find this all very interesting. That’s all.
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*clears throat* I just find it very interesting that right before Rebecca is told she can’t have children, her red soles are very noticeable. Goes back to my ruby red slipper/kansas/oz theory.
She thinks she will never be a mother, yet there’s Henry.
Red shoes. Kansas. Home.
I just realised something about the episode and I haven’t seen it on the timeline but I’m spiralling. Got to get my wits in order stay tuned. I may just be so far in Candyland I’m seeing things.
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Was anyone else absolutely terrified when Ted Lasso was on the phone with Rebecca and walking closer and closer to the street? I had severe anxiety homeboy was gonna go and get himself hit by a car and no one would be there to hold him back.
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This took me far longer than I care to admit…do I regret anything? No.
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NOT HER WEARING THE FREAKING SPADES AKDBKSNDKAKSKD i am undone.
Not me losing my mind because Ted Lasso is wearing Jordan 1 spades with a freaking King and Queen on each foot in 3.02… Excuse me while I go outside and eat twigs.
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Not me losing my mind because Ted Lasso is wearing Jordan 1 spades with a freaking King and Queen on each foot in 3.02… Excuse me while I go outside and eat twigs.
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I couldn’t resist…
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Hannah talking about boatguy: they’re having so much sex. Maybe Keeley will join in lmaooooo 😂😂
Hannah talking about Ted and Rebecca’s goodbye:
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“But goodbye’s too good a word, gal. So I’ll just say, fare thee well. I ain’t sayin’ you treated me unkind…you could have done better, but I don’t mind. You just sorta wasted my precious time. But don’t think twice, it’s alright.”
#TedLasso
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You ever think about how with Michelle oklahoma was probably a trigger word - probably because she never used it on *him* and actually cared. But now that Rebecca uses it, it’s just a word that he can let go and be honest with her without fear of judgement. Help me.
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Omg I love jade. She knows exactly what she’s doing and does it anyone to piss Nate off ahahaha Jason Jelly 😂😂
#tedlasso
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Thinking about that one tweet that said how disgusting it was of afc richmond to have a bbq block party AFTER Ted was already gone - the one thing he loved most in this world and wanted to share with the ones he loves - and feeling my blood boil.
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Remember after s3 how Hannah couldn’t keep the disgust off her face when it came to the ending she got but she would try & speak positively about it only for her to say months later she thought t/r would happen & Rebecca Welton is definitely single *sighs smugly* yeah, good times
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Ted and Rebecca not having a scene together feels like it was done with intention. Makes me wonder if jsuds wanted to close the door on s/r completely to the locals before moving to Ted. The way Ola greets Rebecca and Simi the same way at first but ends it differently. Hm. 🤔👀
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“So if it’s the last song then let’s dance. If it’s the last touch of our hands. What if we can’t do this again? Let’s hold each other till the end. And if it’s a goodbye then don’t speak. Let’s just pretend it’s just alright. Let’s say forever one last time.”
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OMG THEY UPDATED IT SINCE THIS AFTERNOON AND NOW I’M GONNA CRY. BUDDY DIDNT JUST DESIGN IT BY HIMSELF IT WAS A DADDY DAUGHTER PROJECT HELP
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“I know we haven’t really spoken since you left, but I don’t want you to become someone I once knew.”
“What are you saying?”
“I should have told you…that day at the airport, but…I need you. I can’t do this without you. I—”
“Rebecca…”
“Ted… please come home…”
“Okay.”
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Hannah after reading the final script
I see why Hannah wants to throw him in a dungeon…SO HE CAN FUCKING FIX THIS MESS!!!
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Sometimes I think about the fact that Rebecca was the only one in the room to understand Ted’s baseball reference and said ‘a swing and a miss’ under her breath with the softest smile and I don’t know what to do with myself 😭😭😭
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I can’t believe
@jasonsudeikis
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#tedlasso
interview. It was like Ted Lasso kept slipping into Jason Sudeikis so we just got this character mix and wow. I can’t. It was perfection. Anyway I made a thing.
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The second the song came on and the lyrics said ‘see you here. Same time, same place next year.’ I KNEW the truth bomb was coming and when she was already in his office I screamed. AND THE POSITION SWITCH WHERE HE NOW HAS ONE FOR HER?? I’m a wreck.
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The way she moves to grab it and then realizes it’s not the time nor place and just sinks in horror like wtf do I do?? Lmao 😂 baby… 🤏
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I just noticed that while they’re talking her eyes are looking over his shoulder to the street. RIGHT WHERE SASSY IS STANDING WAITING FOR TED. Rebecca saw it coming before he was even done talking to her and I am unwell.😫
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I don’t know if it’s the best, but it’s the way you can physically see her trying *not* to cry and doing everything she can to hold back, yet her eyes still fill up because she just feels that emotion. Like damn. If it’s not the best, it’s definitely up there, man.
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It’s the fact that she does it three times??? First a gentle-thigh-touch and then a thigh-touch-nail-scrape?followed by an immediate thigh-touch-borderline-SQUEEZE?!?! The woman was sick.
No clue how my mind got here but just remembered this. The fucking hand on the fucking upper thigh. Someone tell me why, who does this so casually and obviously, what was the point help me
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“So here on the same ground, when the tables have turned around. Oh, when your tears fall as your world comes crashing down…”
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Please interact in some form if you’re still going be reading my fics if I post. I just- after that cheap blow I can’t deal with writing one out only for it to not even be read by more than 10 people 😭💔 maybe that makes me sound selfish but…I can’t.
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Don’t ship t/r fine, but I’m sick of my mentions blowing up about how they had zero chemistry. Like…wtf show were you watching? Do u need Ted to walk around with a hard on around her? Do u need them to rip each others clothes off asap? Like seriously…what chemistry do u want?
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When your eyes still look dead inside at your supposed ‘happy ending’.
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Listen, shoelace, even Croatian football wants this. Pls don’t fail us.
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People that say “Rebecca can’t date Ted, she’s his boss.” Are then the same people that say “she’s in love with Sam and belongs with Sam.” Most of the time in the same tweet and it just makes me laugh.
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Um. Wow. Okay. I didn’t expect to be destroyed ten minutes BEFORE the episode even aired. Wtf is this. 😭😭
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Jason to Will: there is nobody I’d rather sing this song with.
Jason 30 seconds later:
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It’s actually not even about Tedbecca at this point. Like okay, yeah, that was disappointing and what was the point of so many moments. But like… taking Ted away from his two soulmates?? Having beard end up with a terrible abuser??? HE WASNT EVEN AT THE WEDDING??!
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This song came on yesterday while I was cleaning and I felt so many emotions… despite how we all felt about the ending of Ted Lasso, I do still stand by this 😭😭💔
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Update, I wore it and spent so much money at the Ted Lasso shop but it was so so worth it. 😭😭😭 I MISS HIM.
Is it overkill to wear my bantr Nike jersey to Richmond? 😭 I’m stressing
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Hannah when talking about boatguy: they’re having a lot of sex. Maybe Keeley will join in! Lmao 😂
Hannah talking about Ted and Rebecca: they have something so special and soul connecting. It’s not purely sexual.
Me: soooooo what she has with boatguy is not her lightning. ✅
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I don’t think I’ll ever get over the delivery of this line 😂
“why would yoUR DAD?”
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I can’t believe Ted Lasso got cancelled before season 3 got to air. An absolute heartbreaking tragedy. Proper gutted whenever I think about it. 🥺😔
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The funny thing is, is that during the pressers I was always so mad at Hannah for closing the door and being rude about it, and grateful to Jason for leaving it up to your discretion. but now I’m like. Girl I get it. You were bitter. I’d be saying the same shit too if I were you.
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Rebecca’s gonna get a new phone and Ted’s messages are gonna come in and she’s going to have that realization smack her right in the face.
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*clears throat* remember that time a few months back when Jason shaved to have the Ted mustache but Ted lasso was already done filming?? Well, uh, I’m just saying. We didn’t know about Juno in Hannah’s special… 👀
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it’s so heart wrenching because I feel like that episode ruined Ted as a person. Homeboy couldn’t give an actual shit about anything. There’s a difference between being at peace with your decision and not even showing compassion when the ones you love pour their soul out.
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On Apple TV and the Ted Lasso trailer comes on and of course I was triggered at that one bwtb scene that’s still in the trailer but wasn’t in the show. What was the point. 😭😭 you know the one.
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Wake up, fam. New reaction pic just dropped.
completely missed the believe sign and thought he was pointing at the exit
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Remember that time that Sassy asked Rebecca if Ted was there and Rebecca looks at keeley and says ‘told you’ quietly under her breath and then keeley looks at her like THIS????? 😂😂😂
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Thank u for giving us this show that helped me on my darkest days—& fuck u for leading us on & laughing about it.
Thank u for the friends I made along the way—& fuck u for advertising abusive relationships as a happy end.
Thank u for the laughs—& fuck u for ruining greatness.
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Dear diary,
today my boss fell in a canal, but that’s okay because I got to save her. She was as grumpy as a drowned rat but I made her happy again and now she’s sitting next to me laughing. I love her so much diary.
-Ted
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okay but why does homeboy look happier staring at rebecca than he does staring at his son. 😂😂😂
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I’ve been holding back because this is such a triggering topic, but… with how checked out he was - which says a lot considering how not okay he was in the first season - to be even WORSE? He’s just going to follow in his fathers footsteps once henry starts to pull away.
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Rent free, baby. Rent free.
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“what’s so funny, jayson? WHATS SO FUNNY?! Because I know for a *fact* you aren’t that funny!”
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“Ted and Rebecca at the center of it” not just “not without my Ted.” — does this mean they’re FINALLY going to leap across the stupid chasm together?!
‘i mean even if there was a spin off type thing with one character, it wouldn’t really be for me… for me it would be ted and rebecca at the centre of it or i wouldn’t be into it really, because they are what influences each other the most’
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& TO BE HONEST that fakeout was rude as hell & unneeded. It felt like a slap in the face—like a taunt. Hannahs words echoing how ‘pedestrian’ we are for wanting that. Don’t get them together, fine. But don’t you fucking make fun of me for wanting that when YOU wrote it that way
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The way he’s talking about work and then makes it personal. The way he does that uncomfortable laugh humans do when they’ve been hurt and are trying to laugh it off. The way he moves on so quickly before she can comment on it. The way he’s still hurting. I’m-😫😭
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S4 starts out with no one being able to get ahold of Ted and in a panic Rebecca finally goes to his flat. He’s on the floor, unconscious, breathing shallow from a gas leak he didn’t know about. We get a desperate don’t die on me, coach scene and then essentially a healing fic 😇
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HELP MY TIMELINE DID A THING AND I’M CHOKING ON AIR OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Sometimes I think about how it’s canon that Beard married a woman that wished he was “literally dead in a ditch, lying face down and a squirrel is eating him from the feet up leaving nothing but his stupid beard and nothing else” & I just have to take a moment to have a laugh cry
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You ever think about how they didn’t film any scenes with Ted, Rebecca, and Henry in the same room because if they had the implications and chemistry and family bond would have been so powerful they would have no choice but to make her henry’s stepmom. 🤷♀️ the cowards. 😒
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I can’t believe I tweeted this without showing the gif…who tf am I. I was clearly so distraught about it, I forgot I even had this.
In other news. I’m still not over how ROBBED we were of this. And I never will be.
I’m sad they changed the angle of beard falling backwards because let me tell you, from the side it wasn’t as rewarding 😭💔
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The fact that he’s reaching for someone who isn’t there actually breaks my heart into 18 trillion pieces. Ted, buddy. 🥺🥺🥺
@ user jason sudeikis i hate you so much for this.
#tedlasso
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Can you believe that Ted L*sso saw this irl - actually had a chance with her - and then he said lmao bye. Gotta go to Kansas. Man was sick.
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