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trans dyke. dangerously enamored with 4dx. i named myself after Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil.

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alice
25 days
THE RESULTS ARE IN! 76% of all lesbians want to turn into lesbian vampires. thank you lesbians for your participation in this study. if you'd like to cite this statistic in a research paper be sure to credit me.
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alice
4 months
fucking idiot
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alice
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they probably should have turned off the 4dx effects when the joker gets raped by prison guards
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alice
3 years
film journalism
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alice
4 months
since the tweet has left its target audience i feel the need to clarify that it’s not that he doesn’t like the movie, which is completely fine, it’s his snide dismissal of it while failing to grasp what makes the film unique and why it is has resonated with so many (trans) people
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alice
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The Worst Movies of 2023
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10 months
this is the saddest guy of all time
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alice
1 year
when u get outsmarted by a movie for babies
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alice
3 months
we have Mid-Sized Sedan. we have Lady Raven. we have Parker Wayne. we have The Thinker. we have all these characters.
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alice
5 months
this is funny and he’s smart but this also really gets to the heart of my distaste for film fest culture in that by design it encourages the absolute laziest, least critically-minded viewers to be the first to engage with major works and poison the conversation surrounding it
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5 months
David Cronenberg calls out "ignorant, stupid" reviewers who didn't get the conspiracy aspect of #TheShrouds . "The idea of a conspiracy theory is a grief strategy, it's a strategy to cope with grief."
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alice
2 years
"steven spielberg fucked my wife"
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alice
10 months
no they’re definitely bad directors too
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fka 🌹
10 months
emerald fennell + sam levinson are similar...both have a keen visual eye which makes them not bad directors, but when it comes to writing both get bogged down in trying to subvert and/or shock + lose track of what they're trying to say which makes them both not good writers
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alice
4 months
sorry but this is an insane conclusion to reach from not personally enjoying Glen Powell
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alice
2 years
absolutely fucking dying
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alice
14 days
@_Sheehogue_ oh the usual. seats shaking. a water splash. maybe a light punch in the back.
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alice
2 months
there's a corner of film twitter that i'm maybe a single degree of separation from, constantly exposed to it on my feed, feels like a completely different world. i didn't think anyone still thought like this. i am learning new things every day. from people like derpo377.
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derek
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Prometheus and Alien: Covenant are the two movies you’re completely allowed to do CinemaSins style criticisms about
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alice
2 months
sometimes i have a good time scanning the replies to prompt tweets
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alice
1 year
10 years ago today, 'DON JON' was released.
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alice
3 years
lmao no fucking way
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3 years
What will the final scene of the @RamsNFL Hollywood script look like? 📺: #SBLVI -- Sunday 6:30pm ET on NBC⁣ 📱: NFL app
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alice
1 year
my seat violently shaking during The Exorcist: Believer’s depiction of the 2010 haiti earthquake really made me question the ethics of 4DX
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alice
25 days
i love I Saw the TV Glow but also don’t think we need to be dogpiling a trans woman calling her an idiot for having misgivings about the film. be an adult.
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alice
2 years
this is the director of the last two Divergent movies, RED (2010) and g.i. joe snake eyes btw
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alice
21 days
@kevin__fm saw in a close to sold out crowd twice…coastal elite privilege….
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alice
3 months
@agitslop_ i am so confused how they saw maxxxine 6 times in one day but also had time to squeeze in rewatches of Bones and All and Mean Girls
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alice
4 months
the movie star is alive and well The Beekeeper was this year and Bad Boys 4 just came out this weekend
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alice
2 months
my favorite New Hollywood filmmaker, Park Chan-wook
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alice
4 months
@joyevaded hey you should check out my letterboxd in bio
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alice
6 months
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babatundey onifade
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Comparing Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan filmography post endgame is insane
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alice
2 months
thinking about when i made the director of Doctor Strange say this
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alice
1 year
doing important research before i see Padre Pio tonight
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alice
2 months
what is the best 2 film run in history?
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alice
1 month
How to Watch 'Family Guy' Online
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How to Watch 'Family Guy' Online
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alice
2 months
my one year on HRT anniversary is today
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alice
2 months
guy who 1. has a list of movies that are okay to dole out reductive useless criticisms of and 2. thinks those two movies are prometheus and alien covenant for some reason
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alice
1 month
wow this is huge
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alice
1 month
i’ve decided to check myself into a psych ward again tomorrow. i’ve been suicidal for a while now. for a week i’ve been having depressive episodes i tried to suppress and it made everything worse. i can’t keep living like this. it’s what’s best for me. i promise i’ll be ok.
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alice
2 years
@tylertyrcha no but i think that this list coming from the filmmaker behind R.I.P.D. and The Divergent Series: Allegiant changes the context a bit
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alice
4 months
it's actually extremely easy to pirate movies
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alice
2 years
i have been laughing at this for like 3 minutes this is fucking crazy
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alice
6 months
forever and always my biggest fucking pet peeve is constantly seeing people saying shit like this as if they’re the arbiters of film taste. this one specifically gets me because they cited two films that are genuinely meaningful to me for very different reasons.
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alice
11 months
We have completed our snake draft for Obama's favorite movies of 2023. Thank you to @cheaperby12film , @Clatchley , @kevin__fm , @jcpglickwebber , @Jewtopia2 and @ethanbrundeen for participating!
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alice
3 months
i'm pleading, we should be much nicer to the cinematographer nepo baby we don't know who will never read this for shooting Argylle and Free Guy
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alice
11 months
eagle-eyed viewers of adam sandler's new talking lizard movie Leo will notice that the movie takes place in a utopian wonderland where there are 12 Grown Ups movies and the 12th is the best one yet
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alice
12 days
imagine CUTTING this. you fucking hack. do you have a single good directorial instinct in your blood?
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DiscussingFilm
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Todd Phillips says the cut scene of Lady Gaga’s Harley Quinn kissing a woman in ‘JOKER 2’ was improvised. “Gaga stopped and did this thing, and it just kind of got in the way of the moment” (Source: )
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alice
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there is literally a poster for Deadpool 2 in this image
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Physical Media
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GEN Z would never understand
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alice
3 months
i want to apologize to my followers for omitting T-Diamond Stylus. i will strive to do better in the future.
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alice
2 months
if i can’t attempt to bully wim wenders off the platform what even is the point of letterboxd
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On this birthday, Letterboxd member Wim Wenders shares his ten favorite films, in no particular order. 📋 See the list and follow Wim Wenders on Letterboxd here:
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alice
10 months
the “keen visual eye” of Saltburn … where??
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alice
13 days
since this is gaining traction i have a s—stack where i write about 4dx so if you’re interested you should subscribe to that — link in bio
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alice
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alice
2 years
It’s thread time. For the past month or so, Universal has been consistently reporting (low) weekend box office grosses for their 2022 holiday action-comedy Violent Night, starring David Harbour. As shown on the chart below, they claim it has consistently been playing in… (1/)
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alice
9 months
@doinkpatrol leaving out the rest of the review that further elaborates on that quote only makes you look like the anti-intellectual one.
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alice
6 months
like i hope this doesn’t swing back into the direction of becoming a “let people enjoy things” plea but i more or less realized i was trans because of the Resident Evil movies. that’s why i’m named Alice! why am i not allowed to have that? why do you have to be such a huge bitch?
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alice
4 months
@burningviolins i would agree with that.
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alice
5 months
anyone willing to sift through 5 films a day while simultaneously churning out garbage reviews for oscar blogs is the absolute last person i’d trust about the quality of a new Cronenberg.
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alice
1 year
10 years ago today, 'GROWN UPS 2' was released.
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alice
2 months
wow a crowd laughed at movie that is intentionally funny?
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Jarett Wieselman
3 months
#TrapMovie is far and away the dumbest movie I have ever seen — at no point does any character behave with logic or reason. The theater openly laughed at it from start to finish. Couldn’t have loved it more. 5 out of 5 stars
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alice
1 year
i don’t really think so
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Carter 🦍
1 year
There’s a strong case for Mission: Impossible - Fallout being the best movie ever made honestly
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alice
10 months
give me a fucking break here lol
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alice
6 months
“vulgar auteurism” isn’t real btw
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alice
2 years
nice try, renfield
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2 years
I guess the people want exploding popes 🤷😏
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alice
7 months
new matrix movie directed by the cabin in the woods guy oh my fucking god i am going to k*ll somebody
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alice
10 months
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
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alice
1 year
great scene from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein where a nude robert de niro and a shirtless kenneth branagh can't stop slipping over each other
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alice
1 year
(pretend this is a circle tweet) does this guy have shooters? should i be worried?
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alice
1 year
10 years ago today, 'BLUE JASMINE' was released.
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alice
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M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘SIGNS’ and ‘THE SIXTH SENSE’ are being released in 4K UHD for the first time ever. Releasing on Digital on August 27 & physical on October 22.
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alice
4 months
yeah man, Rainer Werner Fassbinder doesn't have SHIT on sean baker
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alice
2 months
i wish to rescind the first half of this tweet. i was wrong.
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alice
2 years
blade runner 2049 is better than the original blade runner but ridley scott is a much better director than denis villeneuve
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alice
10 months
the funniest part about this is him citing the director of Plane as Gerard Butler's character name
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alice
12 days
about to go back to the psych ward, hopefully they don’t strand me in a holding area for three days again but there’s really nothing else i can think of to do because i want to kill myself so badly. i want these urges to go away. i’m so fucking tired of feeling like this.
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alice
1 year
this remains so fucking crazy to me
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alice
4 months
i actually write him off because his movies suck and i mock him for following libs of tiktok because it aligns perfectly with the exploitative faux-humanist garbage that he makes
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Rolo Spooky
4 months
Sean Baker following Libs of TikTok being enough for some of you to write him off entirely shows that a lot of you are more reactionary than you’d like to let on. This is high school caddy behaviour. Speculating reasons to dogpile people is bizarre and off-putting to others.
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alice
3 months
this has always been a horrible take (realism / naturalism is not a necessity for his films to work) but extra baffling to say this about Trap specifically.
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You gotta wonder if m night Shyamalan has ever cut like a person, absorbed like a person, observed like a person…
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alice
3 months
this is ultimately correct but i must say it does not help our case when the loudest michael mann fans are of the “dudes rock man!” “hahaha im just an epic guy who loves movies” “[screen name: miami vice apologist]” variety
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alice
2 years
girls actually love antisocial shut-ins who watch obviously dogshit movies to “boost the left side” of their ratings graph
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alice
4 months
got a new shirt yesterday
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alice
4 months
if you like this post i will announce to ALL MY FOLLOWERS that you have liked this post.
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alice
10 months
seeing jro put barbie on his year-end list inspired me to look up what he wrote about it
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alice
1 year
if anyone is interested here’s a recut version of the movie i made that excises most of the transphobic jokes. i tried to cut as little as possible so as to stay in line with director Dugan’s original vision. enjoy
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alice
2 months
all else aside this is one of the most insane press tours in recent memory. guy who literally made The Godfather incessantly faceplanting into controversy-baiting headlines to make people care beyond the small minority of dorks who will see it and failing miserably.
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Francis Ford Coppola Didn't Want 'Megalopolis' to Be 'Some Woke Hollywood Production' and Says the Cast Includes 'People Who Were Canceled'
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alice
10 months
a conclusion one could only arrive to if you have not seen May December, in which case you literally have no idea what you’re talking about
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kristen (not crystal) yellowjackets shish-kabob 🍡
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this. a24 not contacting the last remaining brother of the von erichs until after the iron claw was made…the aaliyah story a younger zendaya turned down…it should be an ethical requirement to request an individual’s permission for a biopic or “inspired story,” based on THEM.
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alice
2 months
just heard RFK jr's voice for the first time. in absolute awe. this is fucking crazy.
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alice
7 months
some very poetic irony in how quickly "was this freakin written by chatgpt??" became one of the most overbearingly annoying cliches in film criticism
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a robbo under the influence
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shot, chaser(s)
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they're calling it the greatest four-film run of all time
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alice
2 years
anytime someone attempts to separate their enjoyment of a movie from a fake ideal of its “objective quality”
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Hit Factory
2 years
what are your most reviled mindless film takes? talking like, "DIE HARD is a christmas movie" and "AVATAR is just POCAHONTAS in space!"
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alice
6 months
not to sound like one of Those Guys but i think that a lot of movies benefit heavily from distancing yourself from prevailing online discourses about them and ignoring what the filmmaker says in promotional interviews
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alice
3 months
hey man, you blocked me a little while ago and i seem to be mysteriously unblocked now. could you please block me again so i don't have to see this stupid shit on my feed anymore?
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alice
2 years
torturing myself, watching movies i know i will hate, all in service of a completely useless goal
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alice
25 days
@denniscooperfan had a good laugh when i saw the same person who was being an asshole to me about The Zone of Interest in the qt’s. it must be fun to want art to fit into neat little boxes where a take must always be either Right or Wrong.
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alice
1 month
this is insanely fucking stupid
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alice
1 year
10 years ago today, 'THE FIFTH ESTATE' was released.
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alice
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every other week a different trans mutual gets dogpiled over a thoroughly benign tweet by adult children whose favorite movie is an animated spider-man for "lacking media literacy" and "hating movies." it's really funny. i can't wait until this happens to me.
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alice
2 years
new annoying guy tweet genre just dropped
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alice
11 months
yeah, sure, “net negative for society.” don’t be fucking stupid
@madisontayt_
brecht apologist
11 months
no offense to film twitter but i think letterboxd has been a net negative for society and it just encourages you all to interact with films in a shallow, performative, and overly consumptive way
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alice
3 months
watching Stuart Little
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alice
5 months
cannot remember the last widely recognizable american movie star to have a run this good
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alice
4 months
hate it when a tweet leaves its target audience
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