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"Shizun? Shizun, I was wrong, Shizun...."
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*twirls hair* so there's this novel by the same author about a neet who transmigrated, in case anyone wants to make adaptation... 👉👈
YOU'RE KIDDING ME OH MY GOD ICB MY EYES WE ARE GETTING A WHOLE NEW BLACK & WHITE JP MANGA ADAPTATION OF MDZS!?!?😭 MDZS STANS WAKE TF UP!! 😭😭
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"Shen Yuan can top,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame.
“THEY'RE RIGHT!” Someone yells.
I look for the owner of the voice.
There, in the back row, is LBH himself.
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TLJ sighs. His wife is no longer willing to fund his BL addiction, but he needs to buy those special edition books. There's only one choice.
"Binghe," TLJ announces to his son with a serious tone. "I'm sorry, but we're in debt. I'm selling you to the peak lords of CQMS."
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MILFS
Enough crack ships give me characters that have never interacted but you’re convinced are/would be friends
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SJ went out on a mission and brought back a 'long lost twin'.
The mystery man had been sticking to him a lot, muttering something about 'world peace'.
He also slept in SJ's bed, arousing a lot of suspicions from the PLs.
Esp YQY, who knew for sure SJ didn't have a twin.
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🥒😺 AU where SY transmigrates into someone else:
SY: I don't understand why you have to be so jealous. You're smart, you're pretty, you're everything--
SJ: ...did you just call me pretty-
SY:
SJ: keep going, why stop there? Tell me why I shouldn't be jealous
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#darkji
#omegaverse
au where after the first siege, a heavily injured wwx fell unconscious and lwj decided to bring him back to jingshi.
When wwx woke up, he stared at lwj blankly.
"Who are you?"
For a moment, lwj was silent.
"Your husband."
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My ship held ribbon
"my ship kissed" "my ship held hands" okay.
my ship signed a marriage of convenience contract so they can both continue their highly illegal activities and are slowly falling in love with married life and each other
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SJ, who found himself back in the past, was tired.
His mind was exhausted after all the mental and physical torture. He didn't want to fight anymore. No work, just meowmeow.
So he decided - he'd be a good father in law to LBH instead, and spare everyone the misery.
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Everyone: omg it's bingqiu
Me: wait the veil has a hole in the middle to let the bun thru? 👁️👄👁️
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AU where SY transmigrated into the washerwoman, and soon realized his fate was screwed.
Nope. He couldn't continue living there, he didn't even know how to wash clothes anyway.
Time to find a new job. He heard rumours of a kind cultivator giving pocket money to brothel ladies.
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AU where out of curiousity, SY read one of PIDW fanfics shared in the forum.
It went deep into SJ's backstory, and focused on his regrets for not being able to save LQG, his secret lover.
SY was mesmerized by the writing - that he didn't notice the expiry date on his yogurt.
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*End of Semester Review*
Shen Qingqiu
Head of Departments
Arts & Literature
Course: Introduction to Calligraphy
Reviewer: Anon 4389
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐
Comprehensive lessons. Very strict, everything he does makes you feel inferior.
But he's hot, so I'll forgive him.
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The way svss is also the only fandom I know that has a significant number of fans who ship the transmigrator and the original body ✨
It's so funny how other fandoms cant even handle "sibling coded" ships meanwhile svsss takes sj & sy, two characters arent canonically related and have never even met, makes them brothers and THEN ships them to make it incest 😭
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Feeling soft for mamajiu and baby yuan tonight 🥺
Single parent omegajiu has been fine navigating life with only his baby boy. He has a decent job, lives in a small but cosy house, and spends his free time with his 4 yr old son SY.
Until one day, SY asks who his father is.
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There's only one bed but it's all SJ pairings:
BingJiu
LBH: there's only one bed
SJ: you take the floor and I will-
LBH: *burns the bed*
SJ:
LBH: I am shizun's bed 😈❤️
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Svss but instead of SY transmigating, it's SJ hearing all the angry noises SY makes as he reads the novel.
"SQQ, you scum!"
He dismissed it as his inner voice being too loud at first. Self loathe? Always there 😔
But then the voices began narrating future events.
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SV: 📘📘📘📘📘
SV if SY is a cockslut: 📘
PIDW: 📗📗📗📗📗
PIDW if SJ is a cockslut: 📗📗📗📗📗📗📗📗📙📙📙📙📙📙📘📘📘📘📘📘📚📚📚📚📃📃📃📃📃
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#jiuyuan
where SY wasn't ready to let go of his 2d waifus, so he told his parents he was gay.
His parents: "it's okay, we had our suspicion."
SY: 🧍
Mama Shen: "I have a husband candidate. He's smart, beautiful, and perfect."
In came SJ, a talented manager at their company.
😭😭😭 A Redit guy told his parents he was gay to avoid arranged marriage. They were quiet for 1 month because they were collecting men for him😭😭😭😭.
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#scumcum
jiuyuan au where SY transmigrated as an npc young master, with an arranged marriage awaiting him
His future bride, however, was one of LBH's harem and SY didn't want to die! He had to avoid this marriage
So he went to the brothel to hire someone as a fake lover
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AU where SJ entered seclusion while going out on a mission and decided to send out a spirit cat he just tamed during the mission to deliver the message
But everyone thought the cat was SJ himself, cursed to morph into nyanjiu
Cue emergency meeting with nyanjiu on YQY's lap
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It was Saturday morning. Prof Shen had been called for an emergency zoom meeting to discuss important issues about his department.
The meeting started normally - until a young shirtless man was seen walking in the background.
SJ looked panicked. "A Yuan, put on your clothes!"
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#bingjiu
#omegaverse
Five years and SJ finally gave in to his shameless, persistent ex-student. Perhaps LBH would stop chasing an old omega like him, once he finally touched the dusty trophy that was the infamous cold Shen laoshi.
LBH probably just wanted to win the challenge.
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pov: you're a svss fan and you see this cover, hence you decide delulu is the solulu
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pretty boy his hot wife
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LBH: Shizun, I just wish to be closer to your heart 🥺
SJ: How close?
LBH: 36cm closer
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"A Yuan, eat your veggies," SJ said and pushed the bowl towards SY, only to be met with a pout.
"But mama, it doesn't taste good," SY whined.
His toddler used to eat well, but now he only wanted dino nuggets. SJ was worried.
Was his cooking that terrible, perhaps? 😿
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what if AU where CSSR didn't survive the night hunt, but WCZ did and raised WY on his own
JC had overheard his parents having some deep serious talk for the past week.
"There's never been anyone who left and came back to the sect."
"He's just visiting, San Niang."
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In another universe, SJ never encountered QJL.
Instead, he was sold to a rich family, forced to be an old lord's bedwarmer.
Life was shit. Many times he tried to escape, only to be locked up. Eventually he gave up.
His only consolation was the kind old ladies at the manor.
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(bingjiu, egg baby)
SJ stumbled upon a rare item during one of his mission - an egg that could give him a baby. A family his own, who would love him unconditionally 🥺
There was one problem. Creating life within the egg required daily infusion of spiritual energy from 2 ppl.
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AU where SJ gains an ability to hear ppl's thoughts after encountering a curse, and he discovers that...
.... LQG really does not think, at all. 😾💢♥️😠❓
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#bingjiu
LBH was jolted awake when the door to the woodshed suddenly opened. Shizun stood at the door dressed in his sleeping robes. He seemed to be in awfully bad mood.
Was he here to punish LBH? For what? It was the middle of the night.
Shizun scowled. "Beast. Make space."
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Since the collar was registered, he couldn't buy another one.
LBH was ready to just get scolded by his parents and accept his fate.
Until he noticed the omega wearing his collar. The same omega, who had caught his eyes at the very first sight.
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When MamaJiu comes home from work first thing he does is always picking up A Yuan from his crib 🥺
That day MamaJiu just happened to have lots of things in hand and went to arrange them first before picking up his baby
But Baby Yuan isn't having 😭 he starts screaming 😭😭
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Everytime I see this clip I get reminded how fainting like a drama queen is OOC, but laying in Zhangmen shixiong's arms is not 😭🥹
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Phantom of opera
#bingjiu
AU where SJ was disfigured by QJL as a child 😿 even though he managed to get to CQMS, he was terribly bullied and as a result hid himself in the bamboo forest.
Few years passed. New disciples came including one illiterate kid who was also bullied, LBH.
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Reverse svss au where modern day overworked teacher SJ transmigrated into a novel where the protagonist was deflowered by his unfilial disciple
SJ decided nope...he was not going that route.
But the pathetic sect leader was kinda handsome, so maybe he'd stay around a bit 🤔
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"Welcome home."
LBH paused to take a double look.
He may be tired but never to the extent of hallucination. Yet, all he could see when he entered his chamber was his empress & former shizun laying on the daybed lazily, wearing nothing but a loosely tied piece of inner garment.
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SJ had a dream. In that dream, he saved his shidi, found out his disciple was a demon and pushed him into the abyss, then somehow married said disciple.
When he woke up, he went to meditate, and discovered LQG in qi deviation, just like that dream.
SJ was in trouble.
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SJ couldn't believe it. Those voices were truly prophetic. If he were alone, he might panic and wouldn't be able to save LQG.
MQF: thank goodness, Shen shixiong.
SJ: Mm. You saved my life, Mu shidi.
MQF:
MQF saved LQG ➡️ MQF saved SJ's life ➡️ LQG is SJ's life?
MQF: 🧍
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Time-traveling Bunhe dressed up as girl and went to brothel to catch shizun in his evil acts early but found out SJ was there only to sleep
SJ took great care of this sheep-like new brothel meimei and even taught Bunhe how to play the qin, and how to defend against dangerous men
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Reincarnated SY gets picked up by a mysterious immortal beauty. After years of being raised by this immortal, SY has grown attached to him.
... Until the beauty eventually decides to bring him home and SY realizes that this man is the villain of the last novel he read, SQQ! 😾🙀
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“you” —thrust— “are” —thrust— “𝘮𝘺” —thrust— “wife.”
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SJ decided to be nice once, and it changed the trajectory of everything. By that i mean he got flung into the wife plot, completely crashing the villain halo.
One day after a mission they stopped by a market and SJ noticed LBH staring at the candy hawkers.
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AU where SJ took in one of the brothel jiejies to be his fake wife so he didn't have to listen to rumors or naggings from his fellow PLs 🙄
All seemed well, but the PLs started feeling jealous when they saw how gentle he was with his wife, and how she called him Shen-lang 😘
@mochi905
PLs found out that SJ was a lewd virgin all along and somehow, there's now a race on who gets to 👏 those 🍑 first
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#jiuyuan
The Shen family had a secret. For generations, they relied on the power of a mysterious feline spirit to amass their fortune.
A century had passed. It was now time to make an offering. Their youngest daughter was chosen to be the spirit's bride.
SY objected.
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What if binggejiu and bingmeiyuan but neither of them knew the other are twins
While the bing twins are fighting to have their shizun (also considering 3some) the Shen twins keep rejecting the Bings bcs "i cannot betray a yuan/jiu-ge"
Just a full round of clownery
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Following the shards of Xuan Su, SJ died from a broken heart.
And came back, just in time before his trial. It was his first day at the water prison. He was chained and kneeling, with LBH glaring at him.
At first he was at loss of what to do. Then he remembered those shards.
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#liujiu
disciple days where SJ pranks LQG by telling him he's now pregnant with LQG's baby after they accidentally inhaled [plot device pollen]
SJ: *pukes from the smell*
LQG: what's wrong with you
SJ: remember when we held hands and transferred qi that time? I'm pregnant now
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SVSS postcanon AU where bingqiu fell into a wife plot and as a result, SY conceived a baby - one whom he didn't know, was the reincarnated original goods.
Well, SJ sure was happy in his first three years of life when he didn't have memories of his past life.
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At some point while entering a place to meditate LQG spotted SJ inside
LQG: SQQ! You're not a cat, which means...
SJ: I am a figment of your imagination.
LQG: ‼️My imagination...? Are you saying...
LQG: oh no, mingyan is right... I do have a crush on you 😳
SJ: 👁️👄👁️
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Omegajiu who lost his ability to have children bcs of all the abuse from QJL and WYZ 😿
But found abandoned baby a nyuan and took him back
He purr and kept the baby warm 🥺🥺
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AU where SY transmigrate as SJ's brother, twin PLs
Even tho SJ's reputation wasn't as terrible as the original novel, SY still wished things were better. Thinking back, perhaps SJ was in better situation bcs he had a support system. Now if only therapy was invented...
Oh. Wait.
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Meanwhile
SY: I heard QJPL SQQ went missing. He left at night without a note and was never seen again.
SJ: Really.
SY: I wonder what happened. Did a big demon get him?
SJ: Who knows. Could be a thin beansprout demon too.
SY: ?
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Instead of prison, LBH brought SJ directly to his palace in the demon realm.
He showed him to a nice room with a large bed. Strange. Something didn't sit right.
LBH: "Do you like the room?"
SJ: "Will I be chained here?"
(LBH didn't know SJ had that kink, but he'd study!😈‼️♥️)
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-accuse your shizun of murder and womanizing
-do the crimes your shizun was accused of, but 600x worse
-still want shizussy
Bingge math ✨
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SJ will be pregnant and lactating, 9/10 times, no explanation needed. He's just pregnant
my personal take on the canon vs fanon character pipeline
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(mpreg, implied noncon)
SJ's heart raced when he heard the footsteps approaching. He quickly pulled the piled up rags over his lap.
The head servant scowled when he looked at SJ. "Young master is calling for you."
Thankfully the man didn't notice the baby shoes SJ was hiding.
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He stared with envy as WY gave his father a parting hug.
They waved from the dock.
"Hey," WY said. "I'm saying just in case, but..."
"What?"
"You're a bit too grumpy to be my stepmom."
"..."
He spent the rest of the day chasing a hysterically laughing WY.
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Omegajiu, whose glands were damaged by QJL 😿 mistaken as a beta bcs he didn't have any scent, nor could he sense the pheromones
Until alphabing's blood automatically healed the glands too, and SJ had his first heat in the water prison
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#qijiu
SJ always knew the truth serum was a terrible idea. But he couldn't resist, and when a bottle mistakenly arrived at QJP, he mixed it into YQY's tea.
He got the truth he wanted. Perhaps too much truth.
"You're so sexy when you're mad, do you know that?" YQY smiled.
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SJ be that boomer parent who's still stuck in the 80s and gets confused when A Yuan complains that his allowance isn't enough
He isn't aware butcher!lqg and vendor!lbh have just been giving him discounts everytime bcs they want that milf ass
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Thinking of post canon married BingJiu growing old together 🥺
A century passed since they resolved all misunderstandings and got rid of their heart demons. LBH's harem dissolved, the only one occupying him every night was his empress, SJ
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#bingjiu
There was trouble, and SJ wasn't sure what to do. After all, he and LBH were married, very happily in fact, despite their past animosity.
It all started when he had a qi deviation that caused memory loss. During that period, LBH somehow had fallen in love with him.
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When SJ opened his eyes, he noticed there were progress bars and hearts in his view.
He had many qi deviations before, but never one that gave him this strange vision. The progress bars wouldn't go away even days after he recovered.
He wasn't sure what it was for.
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AU where SJ died in the Qiu manor, after long days of sickness and abuse 😿
When YQ arrived, it was too late. All he could retrieve was a lifeless cold body, marred with scars and proof of SJ's suffering.
He was even told "you're lucky enough we haven't dumped it somewhere."
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WY never looked better - red flushed cheeks, so plump and round with his child. He was so perfect.
It would be more perfect if he didn't whine about wanting to go out. Or brother and uncle making rude remarks about how he was becoming his father.
He was just protecting WY.
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#notdailysj
prompt 17:
#jiuyuan
SJ was on his flight back home, when he noticed the young man sitting next to him was reading his book.
It was a novel he wrote last year. It made decent amount, but nowhere near as popular as his other works.
Esp among young men like this guy.
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Sometimes I want a cringe, awkward reunion, rather than the usual dramatic enemies to lovers.
Like imagine 50 years postcanon bingjiu about to celebrate their 30years wedding anniversary with some good time when they suddenly get thrown back in time.
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#linjiu
LGJ: let's sign this contract. You get money and home, i get my father's inheritance
SJ: fine. I just need to act as your wife, right?
~months later~
LGJ: let's renew our contract
SJ: ...that's a marriage certificate
LGJ: you get loving a husband, i get an amazing wife
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I need YQY to have Jun Wu's virginity-testing sword and obsessively using it on SJ everytime he came back
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#notdailysj
prompt 15:
#liujiu
SJ was pregnant.
He took three different pregnancy tests just to be sure. He went to see MQF, in case the tests were inaccurate.
It wasn't unplanned, but he and LQG weren't exactly trying. But now...
SJ was so excited his mind went blank.
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SJ woke up in the past after the torturous death in canon PIDW, and decided in this regression he was going to be the bad guy everyone decides he was.
An actual cold, ruthless lecher.
It was in fact, the beginning of SJ's slut era 🫣😼
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It was one fateful day, when the PLs decided to prank their shixiong. YQY called for a meeting, but the PLs changed the notice sent to QJP so SJ alone would show up an hour earlier.
Didn't he always nag about having to wait for tardy PLs? They would make him wait for real.
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(QQQJiu w genderbend SJ)
There were only two female head disciples this time around. QQQ and SJ.
QQQ never really minded SJ. She was quiet and didn't socialize much. They had very little interaction.
She didn't mind it. Until ppl started comparing them.
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The blaring emergency alarm coming from the Beast Peak alerted all members of CQMS. All the PLs gathered at the meeting room, while hall masters went to guard the disciples.
"What happened?" YQY questioned.
The beast PL went pale. "Uh...we're missing 3 animals."
@mochi905
Everyone makes an accidental discovery that spiritual and demonic beasts notorious for being untamable and aggresive just turn into widdle cuddle bugs around SJ.
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Random jiuyuan omegaverse modern AU suddenly filling up my brain
SJ has had his eyes on his collegemate, SY, for a long time. They met when he was somehow roped into cosplaying for SQH's anime club. SY was there and he wouldn't stop gushing about how SJ was the perfect model.
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It all began when an ADP disciple spotted a new potted plant in the bamboo house while doing some minor repairs.
It was a fertility plant.
That was how rumors of SQQ trying to babytrap his fellow PLs spread. How despicable, this SQQ! How dare he made such nefarious plan!
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~meanwhile, in a secret meeting between the 11 PLs~
YQY was weeping. LQG was secretly regretting.
After their last argument...who knew SQQ would actually bring back a wife? And they look so happy together!
He even let her play with his qin and sit on his lap!
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Realizing he's about to be late, LBH quickly throws his hair in a messy ponytail and grabs his boots before skipping down to the mountain base.
They have a mission. He needs to show SQQ that he's not a useless baggage like MF said. Why are his seniors always jealous of him? 😢
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#bingjiu
Drunk SJ was almost the opposite of himself. That was something LBH discovered when he brought back an unusually potent wine from his last trip.
SJ never really got drunk, his cultivation was high enough to get rid of the alcohol effect.
Yet, that night was different.
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#bingjiuyuan
If there was one thing SJ hated his sister for, it was making him read that BL novel with toxic ML LBH and damsel-in-distress MC SY. Bcs now he'd been transmigrated into the third wheel character who shared the same name as him.
The side character, who would die.
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//nsfw
Thinking of an endless cycle of qijiu babytrapping each other. SJ 'accidentally' doused himself with mpreg ppp pollen while going out with YQY, and now that he's pregnant YQY can't leave him ever again 😼
Meanwhile YQY: one child isn't enough 🤔
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