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slipped and fell in the disabled shower.
bruised both my knees.
love irony.
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campus is not a safe space for the iron deficiency girlies
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the thing with remembering your outfits is that one day you're just wearing a cute shirt and then u think "this is what I wore on the day we broke up"
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birthdays are just the official time of the year when you find out which of your exes are *really* over you
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I want this hair backkkkkkkk (the guy fucked up my bangs right before sem started)
Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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I've decided twitter is going to be my coping mechanism for the summer (praying my employers don't find this)
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me on the rowing machine: if we stop rowing the pirates will catch us
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i spent 90min at uni and got 3k steps and can barely reach 2k a day when I'm at home
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being a full-time working plant mom of 3 is literally so hard
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I don't like what the office is doing to me... Im waking up early and feeling sleepy by 10.30 it's not natural
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i was complaining about doing 45 min of cardio but then I remembered the time when my ex sent a drunk voicemail abt how a girl just finished riding him for almost 2 hours straight
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spent 20min at a family dinner explaining what a situationship is cuz they asked me how the dating scene is these days
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shut up
if you continue to isolate yourself, leo, people will lose interest.
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yes this is exactly what the sky should be looking like in october
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it's the second to last day and one of the patients said she'll miss me😭😭😭
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i have a toxic relationship w my uni the way I keep coming back when I'm not supposed to
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i ran into more ashokans at the mall today than I had met in the past month
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i need a person to make cheese out of their breast milk and tell me how it is I'm really curious
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living in an ingredient household gets u googling shit like "how to caramelise carrots" at 3am
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@hriiisreveries
You can say it's just the way you are, make a new excuse another stupid reason
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i have a very strong feeling that now that my boss knows I show up on time, she's purposefully showing up a little late cuz she knows I'll be there to handle the morning sessions...
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*hour 13 of pulling an all nighter* I can't tell whether my eyeballs will pop out of their sockets or sink into my skull but that's a very funny thought imo
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uni's fault for normalising being drunk at 5pm on a Thursday night
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4 more hours till I clock out pain is temporary we just need to ride this wave out
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This internship has taught me that I would be a very very gullible substitute teacher
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first day of interning at the psych hospital, was supposed to conduct group therapy and ended up playing bingo with the patients ☀️
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patient: (barges into the office) I think I'm thinking of that incident because I wish to go back to my school days and-
therapist: (cuts her off) I wish I could go back to my school days so I wouldn't have to listen to this over and over again
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sleep deprivation makes you slightly terrified of your own body
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third time this semester i didnt show up to my 8:30 but it was fine cuz the prof didnt either
third time this semester when I have shown up to my 8:30 and prof hasn't
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someone gave my 7yr old sister a 'body positive' Barbie and she looked at it and said "it's fat"
Mattel doesn't know what kids want
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ads....while on a streaming platform??
....I fear the apocalypse is upon us.
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honestly my fault for trying to walk barefoot on a concrete road under the afternoon sun
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damn the symptoms I'm studying in this psych course sound oddly familiar
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i think kids are easier to keep alive than plants cuz if the kid gets thirsty it lets the person knoww
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*while doing her makeup* "see the thing is ik I look like I'm slaying right now but im in the middle of a mental breakdown so I need this extension"
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just two red flags w commitment issues who colour coordinate their food w their drinks w their outfits
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you should be hanged to death for tweeting this
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@Stalemate_delay
first blue tokai and greenox now this I'm going to be soooo broke in the near future
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was this 🤏 close to texting an ex tonight... so proud of myself<3
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that feeling of studying something in a course and it actually comes in handy in the real world>>>
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when you finally find your shoes of the season, the season staple>>>
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lately been feeling like an iron rod has impaled my left frontal lobe
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all I want is to be tucked into bed by 9.30 like god intended
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i needddd to watch the dark knight trilogy with someone asap
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im feeling silly might just pull an all nighter it's definitely not going to derail my work week
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borderline going broke and want to windowshop online I'm so cooked
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aperol spritz is the pumpkin spice latte of alcohol and honestly idrm
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monkey just jumped down on my table and stole my naan. never sitting under a tree at the dhaba again. they gave me more free naan thk6
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the only difference between my ex and a statue of a greek god is that my ex is hollow on the inside
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literally told a guy about how I went dumpster diving and he was like that's nasty, do you wanna get coffee sometime😭😭
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Aaaand we're back to reading trashy ya fantasyyy (yes it has come to this)
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yes I packed my suitcases 2 weeks before i leave campus. yes I'm extremely sad about leaving.
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i think the highlight of my day was hearing a 60yr old man unironically say "he exudes daddy vibes"
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so apparently after my parents, Chicago pizza is one of my most frequently called contacts
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WHY DOES THE RAIN HAVE TO RUIN MY HAIR THE ONE TIME I WANT TO GO OUT😭😭😭😭😭
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I feel like every time I text a man a part of my soul gets ripped from my body
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tbf, if yur gonna drunk tweet u have to make it as incoherent as possible
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girlhood is wearing the same pair of heels for 48 hrs without breaking a sweat
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god why are you showing me so many cute clothes when I'm trying to save moneyyyy
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