My top fan took the book up to the summit of Kilimanjaro. Game on - see if you can best these! #bookinthewild oh - if you don’t have it yet, you can pick the book up at and also sign up for my newsletter “this is ridiculous” at

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I kinda love that somehow my phone misjudged me and sends me texts intended to freak me out that make me want to celebrate like “three m@ga senate seats are in danger of flipping”

Since anyone can now be anything, I guess in this dystopia I’ll be an insanely popular voice who reveals truth through humor and brings back the good by showing the Emperor without his clothes. Sorry for (yikes) visual! (Truth these days sooo ugly!)

@whataimeereads_ I’d climbed a chainlink fence to better see the zoo ostriches and one pecked a shiny red hair bauble off my ponytail and ate it: I was saddened at the loss of irreplaceable shiny bead, scared I inadvertently hurt the ostrich, and learned the power of interacting w/ Nature.

Iš anyone who follows me a book person or are you here for my witty apocalyptic commentary?

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@whataimeereads_ It ok. I get my affirmations from graffiti.

Hm. I was calling him my first husband but this is kinda lit. #newplay

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RT @David_Leavitt: It’s still the Gulf of Mexico. And this is still Twitter.

RT @PenParentis: Thank you so much to all who joined our Livecast with @SKGutowski @wiley_ho @saskarts (Lisa Bird-Wilson) and Shelley Blant…

OH MY GOD THAT WAS GOOD. Thank you to the Livecast audience. All the rest of you, we've got you - playback in about a week. #penparentis

I am so so so excited to host this one: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS—four authors! Join our audience for the Livecast taping tonight at 7pm ET! Online - grab your tickets 👇👇👇

RT @IMAO_: Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

I’ll be buying this for the semicolons. You do you. #love

When the French place asks if you’d like your cafe au lait in a bowl and you say yes. #yourdailyweird #nyc #ilovenyc

Wordle 1,333 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩happy birthday to my brother who still thinks being young is a good thing. (Ok it is but don’t tell him)

Things are not looking up for flying cars. (jet hits plane parked near Scottsdale airport)

#NYCRealWeather: the cemeteries claim it recently snowed. #nyc