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An X Account About Nothing|Social Media UNfluencer|Your Daily Dose Of Nonsense| #TwitterSupperClub | #Photography (iPhone 13 Pro)| #Martini | #Cigar | #Magic |🇺🇸|♊️

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@mlzema
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Without naming your state, what is your state INfamous for?
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#WorldAutismDay is the perfect day to introduce my son Zachary to those of you who have not yet met him. Zachary is 30 yo & as you’ll see, working a jigsaw puzzle in his own inimitable way is one of his many lovable quirks. #WorldAutismAwarenessDay #WorldAutismAcceptanceDay2023
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Yes, #SoCal drivers are as terrible at driving in rainy conditions as you’ve heard😅This is up the I-5 Freeway about 10 minutes from here. #HurricaneHilary
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33 years ago today, I married the best person I ever met😊❤️
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#KidThingsIStillEnjoy Running through the sprinklers☺️
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#TheUnwrittenTwitterRules If you see something you don’t like JUST KEEP ON SCROLLING.
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Wow, I would’ve never expected such a great response to my question! I’m doing my best to see all your responses, but if I happen to miss it, please forgive me & thanks for chiming in!🙌😊❤️
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Very sad to hear that Tim Conway, Sr., has passed. Thankfully he’s left us w/Ensign Parker, Mr. Tudball, the Old Man, Dorf, et al, as a wonderful legacy. TY, Sir, for the many decades of laughter, but most of all for always cracking Harvey Korman up☺️ #RIP @timconwayjr @ConwayShow
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@inner_moonlight Lol I think I got this one☺️
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There’s nothing more disheartening than watching a rerun of #Jeopardy and getting the question wrong AGAIN.
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#HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther "That Sun can be so smug. He thinks that just because he has a million degrees, he's smart." @adriennefunny
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#IHateWhenPeopleSay “We should get together” and then you never hear from them.
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#ThoughtsWhileWorkingInRetail “Only 7 hours and 59 minutes to go.”
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@Cassee999 Lol I’m going to “breeze” right over there☺️
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#SignsYoureInMyChildhoodHome My mom is force-feeding you a sandwich, even though you just ate and you state emphatically that you’re not hungry.
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#ThingsILearnedToAccept Some people will never understand the difference between “there, their & they’re.”
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We’re celebrating mom’s 95th birthday today! (The first of many celebrations, actually). Mom’s side of the family is visiting today🙏😊
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The bride and yours truly. Couldn’t be more proud.
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#TheUnwrittenTwitterRules Focus on the content of the tweet and just let that typo go.
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I’m 65 years old. Is it too late for me to be a teenager?
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#SignsYouAreAnAdult The current generation’s music is too loud.
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4 years
Today is Zachary 28th birthday!😊❤️
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You’ve all met my son Zachary by this time. He has a unique way of working puzzles, in this case, a 300-piece puzzle. Time-lapse of one hour compressed into 33 seconds. #Autism #Autistic
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Today, yours truly turned 66 years and 2 months old. In the eyes of the Social Security Administration, I’ve reached “full” retirement age, and so, as of today, I am OFFICIALLY retired!😅🎉🎊
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So I’ve got a new hobby now, a concertina. Wish me luck☺️
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Am I doing this right? 64 65
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I'm asking those who love the outdoors to post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. The goal is to regain peace and harmony without negativity. Please copy the text, put a picture on YOUR page, and let's look at these beautiful pictures.
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𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓮 𝓚𝓷𝓮𝓮𝔃𝓮™ - Rated Safe for *X*
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I'm asking those who love the outdoors to post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. The goal is to regain peace and harmony without negativity. Please copy the text, put a picture on YOUR page, and let's look at these beautiful pictures.
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Come on, Mr. President, I was just sitting here minding my own business!😭☺️
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We celebrated my mom’s 92nd birthday tonight😊
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#BestTVShowLineEver “Lucyyyyy! You got some ‘splainin’ to do!”
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It’s a special day around here. Not only is it #ThanksgivingDay , it’s my 32nd wedding anniversary!😊❤️ #Thanksgiving #ThanksgivingDay2019
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Guess where I’m going tonight😉
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My view this evening. Cayucos, CA.
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At my daughter’s wedding: Father/Daughter Dance.
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Hanging with my mom (94 yo) on #MothersDay . #MothersDay2023
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What’s your plan if the Sun explodes as a supernova goes red giant?
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#80sMusicTaughtMe that 🎶my girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the ti-ime🎶
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#SATQuestionsForRichKids What color is the Amex Card your parents gave you? 1) Silver 2) Gold 3) Platinum 4) Black
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We’re celebrating this beautiful person’s birthday today. She’s the best person I’ve ever known😊❤️
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#WorldAutismAwarenessDay ❤️ In case you haven’t met him yet, this is my son Zachary, age 27. He’s taught me a lot😊❤️ #autism
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My mom (age 92) wanted to wish all the other moms, grandmoms, etc., in the Twitterverse a happy #MothersDay !😊❤️
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#IfICouldGetADoOver I still would’ve married Jane☺️
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My daughter & son-in-law got this shirt for me for Christmas. Best gift ever☺️
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We’ve been keeping Zachary home from his adult day program. We’ve come up with some different activities to keep him from spending too much time in front of his PC. This is “piano practice.”😊 #autism
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#SeduceSomeoneInFourWords I can do laundry.
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I've been working on losing 10 pounds and I'm really excited because I've only got 15 pounds to go...
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My son made this at his day program and now I’m afraid to go to sleep tonight😳
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A bit of a rainbow over the Santa Clarita Valley this evening. #SoCal
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#ThingsThatAreBadForYourHealth Not checking the temperature before going for a swim.
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#IHateWhenPeopleSay /use the word “retarded.”
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This handsome kid turns 27 years old today😊❤️We’re at his adult day program celebrating🎉Zachary #autism
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Is it just me or can you not block the granny bra accounts fast enough, either?
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#OffendSomeoneIn5Words You’re safe; Zombies eat brains. @MainEventMafia_
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#WhatOldSchoolMeansToMe I don’t want to say I’m old, but... The Helms Bakery truck would come by every morning & when those back doors swung open...heaven🍩😋
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How old were you when you turned 21?
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#OOTD See you later!
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A “Gilded Sun” rose in my back yard with a baby grasshopper on it🦗👀
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We’re celebrating Zachary’s 32nd birthday today. The theme is Beatrix Potter. We had a tea party😊 #Autism #ASD
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#BestTVShowLineEver “And that’s the way it is...”
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#Im_YearsOld “When I was born the US flag had 48 stars”😳😳😳
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Good Morning From #SoCal !🌞 #MondayMorning #Sunrise The #LARain is falling, so here’s a previously unpublished shot of a recent #SoCalSunrise . #SunrisePhotography #Winter #Sky #SkyPhotography
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#SignYouKnowYoureGettingOlder You have no idea who any of the nominees are on any of the entertainment awards shows.
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Mom celebrated her 94th birthday yesterday🙏😊❤️
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For those of you who prefer a sunset, how about this one? This is looking over my house from across the street, sent over by my neighbor😊
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As promised, here are a few “official” photos from my daughter’s wedding😊 1. The Bride & Groom 2. The Zema Family & the Groom, Christopher. 3. My mom, Zachary & Allison 4. The Zema & Cavalluzzi Families
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The #LARain is really coming down right now in #SoCal .
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Although today IS my birthday, more importantly, it was the day of the rehearsal for my daughter’s wedding, happening tomorrow. Afterwards, there was a luncheon, at which I was given a slice of Baked Alaska as a birthday cake. Take a look😋
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Got this in the mail today. What the heck is it???😉
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#MyBiggestWorryInThe90s The FBI warning before every movie on VHS.
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This is 65...”Warts And All.”
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@LDHammers “Vote early, vote often!”☺️
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Good Morning From #SoCal !🌞 #MondayMorning #Sunrise Shot from my driveway.
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#RealisticValentinesDayCards “I love you because you tolerate my nonsense. But to be fair, I tolerate your nonsense, too.”
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