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The only Next President and First Lady you need to keep an eye on for the future leadership in Uganda. Mungu ibariki Uganda
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Charles W, Pickering once said that a healthy democracy requires a decent society; it requires that we are honorable, generous, tolerant and respectful. What a fruitful meeting I had with the President of Rwanda H.E Paul Kagame!
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These birthday gifts of Range Rovers in this economy. End of Tweet 🐣
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Tomorrow I will be with my Uncle Paul Kagame the President of Rwanda, updates will be revealed in time.
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The trade between Uganda and Rwanda had grown to $250m a year, but because of the strained relationship, it dwindled to less than $10m which was one of the great concern as to why the meeting with President Paul Kagame was inevitable. Soon you will be seeing better results.
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Anita Among’s birthday gifts should not get any young lady desperate out there. Just keep working hard and smart. She’s neither your age nor your level as long as your tomorrow is better than Yesterday’s everything will be alright.
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Did you know that Uganda’s shilling is strongest currency in East Africa?
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H.E
@KagutaMuseveni
of Uganda with H.E
@PaulKagame
of Rwanda.
May the Almighty God Bless Our Leaders
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Why do I have a strong feeling that (NRM) which is National Resistance Movement might change or be renamed to National Progressive Movement (NPM). The resistance Generation played their part its now a new Generation, a Generation that belongs to Team MK. Watch the space Osilike.
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If you are GAY or LESBIAN or believe in their “evil practices.” We are sorry Uganda is NOT and will never support such satanic acts.
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President Museveni; You see that country in East Africa called Uganda.
President Ramaphosa; Yes I do.
President Museveni; It’s citizens will never accept homosexuality in their society.
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He has done it without fear or favor.
President Museveni has assented to the Anti-Homosexuality Act, 2023. It’s now officially criminal.
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Finally Rwanda has made it Katuna/ Gatuna Border is now fully OPEN for all Travelers, Business Men and Women conducting businesses across the countries at their own wish. Together we will always achieve more.
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We are now free to talk about Political issues that’s what it means we are coming and getting closer to the Project.
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Like I promised “soon you will see better results” and here they come. Trust the process. Uganda 🇺🇬 and Rwanda 🇷🇼 will be re-opened from 31st January 2022. Ndabashimira cyane kubatuye u Rwanda kuba barubahirije inama yacu yatanze umusaruro umunsi urangiye.
The trade between Uganda and Rwanda had grown to $250m a year, but because of the strained relationship, it dwindled to less than $10m which was one of the great concern as to why the meeting with President Paul Kagame was inevitable. Soon you will be seeing better results.
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To my people of Uganda🇺🇬 and Rwanda🇷🇼, it has been confirmed the border will FULLY OPEN. Patriotism and leadership has led to this success. Murakoze cyane hamwe tugomba guhuza byinshi.
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Birthday spent with family is a birthday well spent.
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Now that we are a full General, let’s show them what we can achieve. Let the no sayers watch the space as simple as that.
@mkainerugaba
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With the current political structure and updates with whom would you entrust your vote for presidency?
Muhoozi Kainerugaba.
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Kyagulanyi Ssentamu.
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Joseph Kizza Kabuleta.
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Amuriat Oboi Patrick.
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Started with the next Prime Minister of Italy, went to Kenya now we back home to finish the business we set for 2026.
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Whatever NRM has become, I repeat whatever NRM has become we will see soon.
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Kenya’s President H.E Uhuru Kenyatta to Attend Lt Gen Muhoozi ‘s Main Birthday Celebrations At Entebbe Cricket Grounds.
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BobiWine waking up to today with a serious headache on how to solve Gen. Muhoozi’s Tweets and begins to send baseless attacks shows how his a scared cat in the corner for 2026.
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No cut walk is better than knowing you will win by all odds.
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Any time big news is coming stay alert.
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I can confirm to Ugandans that starting from this new month of December, the ADF in Congo are going to receiving a bloody nose from the Mighty UPDF Warriors. They invited us, now here we are.
Mungu awabariki askari mashujaa
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The Ugandan army,
@updf_
has finally regained fully control of the forward operating base in Buulo Mareer, approximately 120km southwest of Mogadishu in Lower Shabelle region which had been overran by Al Shabaab militants last week.
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Inspector General of Police (IGP), John Martins Okoth Ochola and his deputy (DIGP) Maj. Gen. Steven Sabiiti Muzeyi are my brothers in Keeping Peace in this country Ugandans highly appreciate the works of your hands. God bless you.
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Renowned singer Edirisa Musuuza alias Eddy Kenzo, has been nominated in the 2023 Grammy Awards under the ‘Best Global Music Performance’ category becoming the first Ugandan artiste to get a nomination at the prestigious awards. Congratulations
@eddykenzoficial
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H.E
@KagutaMuseveni
has dispatched Land Forces commander, Lt Gen Kayanja Muhanga to Somalia after Al Shabaab terrorists overran a UPDF military base. If they choose peace over war with the
@updf_
, someone else will raise their sons and daughters so help us GOD.
@mkainerugaba
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Gen Charles Okidi is the new UPDAF commander.
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One day he will be addressed as the President Of Uganda
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If today has refused don’t worry tomorrow is a head let’s face it with possitivity and a right mindset we will win.
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You can live in Uganda and through a simple Tweet about Kenya and you will have all its media houses quoting you the whole day.
#KenyaVsuganda
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On behalf of the Mayanja family Jose Chameleone Apologizes to the general public.
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Message to the Opposition, be ready for an election NOT running to court crying of rigging if you think you can win then it beyond reasonable doubt otherwise good luck.
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She stole from the vulnerable somewhere in the north. She did all that in the daylight. Now, when it was time to give accountability and answer questions about her actions. She came out covered with one eye. This is a lesson about how corruption leaves a mark of shame. Discuss.
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Pictures that words can’t express enough. Sebei Region loves MK.
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Gen. Muhoozi Kainerugaba’s name just caused an earthquake in Kenya just like that.
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The Uganda People’s Defence Forces-UPDF Engineering Brigade has started refurbishing the house of former Speaker of Parliament Jacob Oulanyah at his ancestral home in Ayom Lony village, Lalogi sub-county, Omoro district.
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You don’t have to worry friends, am sure all will be restored it’s just a matter of time. Be strong and stay still.
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The youth can’t afford to resist any love or any support to Uganda’s next President what a warm and pleasant thing. Time is coming.
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One day this map will be redrawn and updated, East Africa will be One. Our Generation will make this happen.
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Positions after the creation of our East African Federation have been revealed.
1. President Museveni will be President.
2. Afande Ruto will be Vice President.
3. Uhuru will be Foreign Affairs Minister.
4. Muhoozi Kainerugaba CDF of the East African Forces. Kabobi is no where😂
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@HEBobiwine
I understand your Politically unfit that has been proven but at least you can try not to be spiritually unfit at the same time, 1 John 4:20 reads that “If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar;” Hope that makes sense to egotistic anger.
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President Yoweri Museveni has been named the third most influential African leader on Twitter.
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Uganda Airlines is set to start direct flights to Mumbai, India on October 7.
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This is Yoweri Kaguta Museveni in history.
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We should all normalize thanking Mothers they are the most precious thing we have in this world.
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To all road users those that own Boda Bodas life is precious and worth protecting at all cost. Use the brakes, follow the road signs, and respect each each other on the road.
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Minister for Karamoja Affairs, Mary Goretti Kitutu refused to take the oath while appearing before the committee probing the Karamoja iron sheets scandal for that has been handed over to police to make a statement. This kind of corruption will never happen under Gen.
@mkainerugaba
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You have to be in a certain circle to understand most of General Muhoozi’s Tweets.
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H.E President
@KagutaMuseveni
has Sunday morning left the country for United Arab Emirates(UAE) on a three day visit where he will meet and hold talks with Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, the President of UAE and ruler of Abu Dhabi.
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President Museveni has left for the US for the US-Africa Leaders Summit he will make a stopover in the UK where he will have some engagements and then proceed, this will aim at building on the shared values and priorities as well as to foster new economic engagements.
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Happy birthday Edward Katumba Wamala (born 19 November 1956).
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Bobi Wine accusing Ugandan Authorities for what’s happening in Dubai is like blaming a snake for having fangs. You never get your homework well done and it’s the same reason why every day you will be reminded who holds that power in every space you walk in it’s beyond Uganda.
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H.E President
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Hon Ibrahim Ssemujju was seeking guidance on how to deal with MPs who are organising rallies for “serving military officers”.
The Deputy Speaker
@Thomas_Tayebwa
guided that the issue of organising rallies is not at all related to the conduct of business of the House.
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Gen. Muhoozi says let’s work together with the different institutions and repair the potholes for the good of our country, and the other hooligan, named Kyagulanyi BobiWine, plants bananas on the roads. 2026, vote wisely.
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Some Lawyer in the city corridors named Gawaya Tegulle is busy somewhere trying his level best bambi petitioning the Constitutional Court to summon Lt.Gen. Muhoozi Kainerugaba, The Chief of Defence Forces and the Attorney General. They have started feeling the heat now.
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But surely BobiWine will you die if you go visit any neighboring countries? We have Rwanda, Kenya, Burundi, Tanzania, South Sudan, Democratic republic of Congo what went wrong or you still enjoy being in the people with color. Given you some advice, I mean it’s a Sunday.
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Looking at 2023 from one of the best views in Kampala.
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On 14th August 1999 history was made who remembers what it was?
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Looks like our brother BobiWine turned back for a minute to do what he does best in the Music industry
#Nalumansi
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“Only enemies would fight the unity of the brotherly nations.”
@mkainerugaba
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A blessed Sunday to you all….
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The U.S. Africa Command’s largest East Africa military training exercise code named Justified Accord 23″ (JA23) that commenced in mid-February was closed on Thursday in Isiolo, Kenya where the UPDF was praised for its professionalism.
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The M23 need a very serious intellectual approach get get the best out of it which peace at the end of the day.
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Have you ever wondered why Gen. Muhoozi has Mainly Focused on East African countries to make diplomatic relationships with them other than flying to these Bazungu countries where our Munafe usually goes to when things go south? It’s called a Reality Strategy Home Based on Ground.
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All things aside Bobi Wine is very ill mannered, discipline is such a unique practice unfortunately not everyone can possess.
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A group of Special Forces attached to the Somali National Army (SNA) has completed special training at Uganda’s 206 Commando Brigade Training Centre.
This is the second pass out of Somali forces from Ugandan military training camps, following the previous one. Cc:
@mkainerugaba
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On a serious note, please check on your NUP friends they may die of shock in jokes. This is a serious issue.
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The MK giant is back on Twitter you can follow him on his new handle
@HonMwesigye1
let’s go….
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I would like to stand and appreciate the leadership of the UPDF Reserve Forces Lt. Gen Otema Awan Commander Reserve Forces and Maj. Gen Hudson Mukasa Chief Of Staff Reserve Forces. Mungu abariki kazi za mikono yako
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Iron your suits and be ready to celebrate a Presidential win.
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The
@URAuganda
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Each month, 470 million Shillings revenue is collected, which is above the target of 400 million Shillings. Am sure we all know who made this possible.
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All roads lead to Nambole National Stadium this way.
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We shall continue engaging on all fronts, with all those that matter to ensure that there is more investment in quality health care & education, sports, arts & culture, tourism, Small and Medium Ents, ICT, so that we have greater economic opps for our young people.
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@mkainerugaba
Now, the rebels have declared a ceasefire in a statement signed by their spokesperson, Willy Ngoma, saying they are ready to continue talks with Kinshasa with a view to a peaceful settlement of the conflict. M23 says that their troops have withdrawn from the combat zone in order
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Just a reminder that the President Museveni secured $4.5B investment from an American Firm for energy transition.
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With the huge journalism experience that Mr.
@AndrewMwenda
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Question of the Day. How many people has H.E. President Museveni gifted his hat to?
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Does it ever make you wonder how these so called activists go around shouting StopEACOP and moving to international bodies all for what? Why not face the people and stalk holders that matter and see how best your issues can be solved running to whites will not solves anything.
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The official 'Inkotanye'. Is back and only remaining with 7days to slaughter one of those huge new cows.😊
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“The issue of increasing salaries for parliament staff should wait. All others (teachers, army, medical workers) are getting low salaries, handle their welfare first.” H.E President
@KagutaMuseveni
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Have a blessed night happy people God bless you as we jump into the new week.
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One image of a civilian and a (
@MODVA_UPDF
) UPDF Soldier speaking volumes at Namugongo
📷 : Mpalanyi Ssentongo
@ChurchofUganda_
@newvisionwire
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Hope you all had a great day always be thankful to the almighty God.
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