🎩: I made a promise and I said, "I am not going to Japan EVER in my life, no matter what it is, if he's (Bettel 2) not coming with me. That was always my promise. It was always the plan and that's what I did. I said, "You're coming with me."
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🎩: Guys, I was in Elizabeth's (💄) debut... slide...? I did not expect that for a second- that was awesome!
🎩: That was a very nice surprise, I liked seeing me on there. That was cool!
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🎩: I'm just such a rotten dumb bitch. Just a dumb piece of shit. What's my fucking problem? I'm so stupid. I'm just so dumb. People just laugh at me all the time and don't take me seriously.
🎩: Anyway! And scene! That was my Jurard impression.
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🎩: Let me tell you something about Japan, you guys. Every single fucking person here is dripped out of their goddamned mind.
🎩: I'm putting on eyeliner at 6AM to go out & get a fucking snack because someone there is gonna look better than me.
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🎩: Process of elimination‼️
🎩: Picking on 🎇? Boring.
🎩: Picking on ⛓️? Obvious‼️
🎩: Picking on 🪫? He's so nice to me so it's hurtful when I do it.
🎩: Picking on 🔅? Like 🪫 but purple.
🎩: Picking on 🏹? No purpose.
🎩: I should just pick on ARMIS.
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🎩: Ok, well, I'm just gonna leave you-
🌂: Wait! Don't!
🎩: What?
🌂: Don't! I miss you!
🎩: ...You can't miss me, ok.
🌂: I miss you!
🎩: I'm sorry, I gotta go.
🌂: Don't go!
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🎩: I just call her Elizabeth Bloodflame. I forgot there was a Rose in there. It's like Machina X Flayon.
🎩: [...] I'll be playing with them and... Crimzon Daniel Ruze.
i for one LOVE it when bettel overshares. yes tell me about your airfryer king, cry about how it doesn't play you a little song. talk about your shitty time at the dmv. bad time at the horsewash? tell us all about it!
not over the hilarity of flayon thinking he could actually win against the most athletic members of suntempo and uproar with... gavis bettel. the man who made this expression the second he heard he had to do squats.
🎩: Working for Axel sucks.
🎩: Despite being the doctor gladiator hitman assassin, he's NONE of those things!
🎩: Has anyone ever stopped to think that, maybe? That he just LIES everytime he starts a stream?
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the term "idol homework" now terrifies me to my core. i always knew it could mean, you know, a song cover! a meeting! stream preparation! knowing it could now also mean POLE DANCING PRACTICE is extremely wild information.
why is everyone so afraid of being perceived by their oshis i personally would like them to see this dumpster fire of an acc so they know exactly what they've done to me. like. this is YOUR fault anime man. repent for your crimes.
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🎩: Jurard is kind of in the same wheelhouse as me of being the group punching bag. Sniveling and crying and shitting himself and he just kinda has to take the blows.
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🎩: When things feel dark, it's going to get darker. And then when it gets darker, it's gonna become pitch black. But do not be afraid! Because when things get pitch black, your eyes will adjust! And you will see the light in the end! Who's with me?!
very funny to me how bettelion are so used to bettel being sick that the main reaction to him talking about it was "you'll get sick again soon" but the second we all found out he got twobert sick it was all "NOOOO TWOBERT :((((((("
i know we joke about the talents having alts and lurking amongst us but what about the manesans. like. which one of you is gorimane. which one of you is shikamane. which one of you is toramane and are you still singl-
🎩: I'm now the third member to release an original song.
🎩: Magni and I- we were always kinda on the same wavelength of things- we were always trying stuff out in our own way.
🎩: Oh, Hakka came first. Hakka came first, made 58 original songs-
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💬: Moms like you because they want to take care of you.
🎩: Aw! How... misguided. I do not need to be taken care of. You know why?
🎩: BECAUSE I'M A GROWN MAAAAN‼️
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🌂: Leader is one sleepy bitch.
🎩: I call him the sleepiest member of Tempus.
🌂: Yeah, he's the sleepiest guy I think I've ever met.
🎩: He's such a sleepy little guy!
🌂: He's so sleepy.
🎩: I call him Eeyore! He's so sleepy!
🌂: He's so low energy and so sleepy!
SOMEBODY TELL @/dokibird BETTEL 2 IS A LIVING BREATHING BEING AND WE COULD HAVE AT LEAST AN EXHIBITION MATCH FEATURING THE JESTER TWINS OUT-GOOFING EACH OTHER PLEASE I'M BEGGING
🌂: I like normal people clothes and you like vampire clothes.
🎩: Vampires ARE normal. You just need to accept them.
🌂: Where are they then?
🎩: It's daytime, dipshit! Look outside! God. That's the first step to accepting a vampire and you've already failed.
🪫: I think in the entirety of Japan I got buffer. [...] My chest got wider.
🎩: Your chest can get wider? You're already built like a brick shithouse, bro. How much wider can you get?
[or: 🎩🪫talk about their recent health & wellness]
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🎩: I once had an interview with Target and i was very nervous. I went in there, unprepared. [...] The interviewer said, "Question
#1
: Why do you want to be here?"
🎩: So I sat there and thought about it. Then I left.
🎩: They got me there! I didn't wanna be there!
🎩: Matcha, tomatoes, & boba, I fucking despise.
🎩: But the second Octavio walked in & said, "I don't like ube" made me want to spit venom out of my fucking eye socket like some mutated snake & irreversibly change the way he looks at life.
🎩: THAT'S where I draw the line.
🎩: I don't hate anyone specifically unless it's Flayon.
💬: What'd Flay do to you?
🎩: Nothing. But it's more of a preemptive hatred cause I know he's gonna do something. I think Flay might be the reason I die.
legend says that if you ever state even a slightly disrespectful assumption or take about any member of hololive production, elizabeth rose bloodflame will break down your door and strike you down herself
so to recap. in july alone, we've got:
- new tempus x ohmonah drop
- tempus x memento jewelry
- holomini tempus
- the ACTUAL official anniversary merch yet to be announced
tempura... i fear we are far past fried.
if you see me at the gym and my form is off please do not correct me or approach me with unsolicited advice please just let me accidentally throw out my back in peace
🎩: Wait, he's (Uyu) got like a cape? Do the others have a cape?
🔅♾️: They all have capes!
🎩: Why did I not notice it until Uyu came out...
🎩: I like his one glove... do they all have one glove...?
🔅: [laughing] Yes, they all have one glove.
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🎩: Here's the thing with Ruze. Deep down, I really do think he likes me. Even though he calls me a rotten piece of shit. And I called him a psychopath that one time.
🎩: I think we had a strong bond. He may not feel it, but I do. And I know he feels it too.
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🎩 [about his kabedon]: Fucking sickening. Disgusting. Vile. Rotten. Awful. [...] It was disgusting. Mortifying.
🎩: But it gave me joy that I know how much I hated it- I knew you guys would hate it even more.
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