Are republicans trying to get Hunter elected because I don’t think they understand how many devoted GOP voters want to smoke crack on a waterslide surrounded by hookers in a $4000 a night luxury suite in Malibu
Finnish civil defence shelter tour guide: “Please, take photos. Share on social media. We want to signal to Russia that we are prepared.”
5,500 shelters for 900,000 people in a city of 650,000.
#HSF2023
It’s heartwarming to see Russia and Ukraine analysts from all ideological groups unite behind explaining they have no idea what’s happening or what it might mean.
A former U.S. intelligence officer has claimed that the U.S. is secretly operating a UFO retrieval program and possesses “intact craft of non-human origin.”
My latest from
@VICENews
is about a top Greek gangster assassinated over the weekend when two AK-armed gunmen shot 96 rounds into his armoured car at a gas station in central Athens. the headline should be "He Got Extra Leaded" but my editors are cops.
#Breaking
North Sea orcas among first graduates from the Orca Revolutionary Front (ORF) training camps in Iberia. Strict adherents to the 'fuck your boat,' school, the group's limited but appealing ideology appears to have jumped from regional to global.
@CaralhoPhilly
@tomgara
The Thai Shrimp Mafia bought Red Lobster, announced all you can eat shrimp and sold itself the shrimp until Red Lobster collapsed and went bankrupt. Shrimp mafia turned its own shrimp into more expensive shrimp and left the bankruptcy court with the bill.
Tribute thread to the absolute worst land animal: the camel spider. just like their humped namesakes, the camel spider is filled with rage, aggression and a powerful urge to bite you. most bugs flee, the camel spider moves to contact. and they're truly hideous.
@notaterrornerd
I was on a medivac chopper that picked up some solider in falluja in anaphylactic shock from what was said to be a camel spider bite. Didn’t see the spider but something bit him cause the dude almost died in front of me
Hail the one true
#FloridaMan
who posed as a psychic and tricked one of the richest and most powerful men on earth’s assistant into FedEx’ing him over $90 million in jewelry for an ‘aura cleanse.’ Ignore all the lesser Florida men legal news today.
Ok I was really busy for the past few weeks but where are we on the current status of War Gonzo. And ok if he is alive then I have another even more pressing question about who actually got shot that looks just like him.
I'm disgusted by fake patriotic
@FoxNews
trying to divide us as a nation when the chance of smoking crack on a waterslide surrounded by hookers in a $4,000 a night Malibu luxury rental is literally what brought every immigrant with a dream to American shores since 1770.
For
@projectbrazen
I've sent last 15 months investigating northern Europe's cocaine cartels, who turned the ports of Antwerp/Rotterdam into industrial scale entry points for 100s of metric tons of coke and destabilising the safest region in Europe 🧵
Last summer working in Antwerp - home to the largest diamond bourse and a rather shady economy - I became aware of a worldwide hunt for at least $90 million in stolen jewels. I agreed to not begin reporting until an arrest was made. 🧵 1/10
Margarita Simonyan of RT, who had showered Prigozhin with praise for months and went unusually silent during his coup, claims she missed all the action because she was on a boat cruising the Volga at the time
The one trick big law firms don't want you to know: Just don't wear an SS uniform on stage in Berlin for any reason.
People who follow this simple rule save hundreds if not thousands of euros a year in legal fees and it drives big law crazy
VIDEO: A Czech company producing inflatable weapon decoys including Himars rocket launchers and Abrams tanks has seen its profits soar as the Russian invasion in Ukraine continues.
You all know how much I dislike
@emeriticus
, mock him as Taco von Ribbentrop, etc.
Well guess what: this hit piece is unfair. Many of the examples cited are in jest. He's said horrid things but he does not deserve cancellation.
Give him some grace.
Iran is a terror octopus. Its arms—Hamas, Hezbollah and the Houtis—are sowing chaos and terror across the world.
It’s time for the US and its allies to target its head, Tehran, and bring down its regime.
A single T-34 tank on parade in Moscow was pretty funny but I asked a NATO military official why there were no paratroopers aka the VDV aka the parade poster-children of Russian military might. Turns out Ukraine killed most of them. 1/ 🧵
As Israel prepares a major operation in the Gaza Strip, the regional situation continues to deteriorate as Iran's proxies continue to increase pressure via attacks from Lebanon, Yemen, Iraq and Syria. Most dangerous situation I've seen in two decades
So
@VICEWorldNews
sent me to Moldova to check out reports of a possible pro-Russian coup on Ukraine's western flank. I found a plot by this motley assortment of fugitive oligarchs, an ex-president under house arrest, and a notorious Russian family 🧵1/10
Not one Afghan was aware of/involved in 9-11 and the world didn’t forget unless you missed the 20+ year occupation that cost about a literal trillion dollars. And nobody sends the Taliban aid let alone calls them allies maybe bullshit straw man arguments are part of the problem.
The world forgot this too soon and decided that Taliban are good guys and Allies.
Let’s hope in the coming years we won’t be mourning something worse than 9/11.
#911Anniversary
‘Arabs could never figure out basic shit, someone must have helped them’ is my least favorite of racist global war on terror trope and annoyed to see it still out there
Russia is clearly behind this. No ally of HAMAS except of Russia has experience of using bomb-dropping drones against modern battle tanks. Only Russia could train HAMAS in this:
The Orca Revolutionary Front (ORF) leadership is matriarchal and very similar to Hizbollah in how collective operational knowledge is uncommonly well preserved and passed to new generations. By contrast, dumb sharks can only terrorize and will never pose a strategic threat.
Greg Blackburn, who was aboard the vessel, looked on as a mother orca appeared to teach her calf how to charge into the rudder. "It was definitely some form of education, teaching going on."
After the 2006 Lebanon War, Hezbollah guys would brag the next major war with Israel would take place inside Israeli territory, essentially describing what we are seeing today. It’s no coincidence, this was planned for years.
As madcap and weird as Wagner coup might be I still don’t think any thing beats all the Turkish officers leaving the Official Coup WhatsApp Group as they realized they’d lost. That single detail will never leave me.
American citizens fund senate offices so there’s people who can brief the senator on such matters. This tweet is either a lie or a misappropriation of taxpayer money.
IDF mistakenly kills three Israeli hostages:
During fighting in Shejaiya, an IDF force mistakenly identified three Israeli hostages as a threat. As a result the force fired at them and were killed.’
דובר צה"ל:
במהלך הלחימה בשג׳עייה, כוח צה״ל זיהה בשוגג שלושה חטופים ישראלים כאיום. כתוצאה מכך הכוח ירה לעברם והם נהרגו.
במהלך סריקה ובדיקה של מרחב האירוע עלה חשד לגבי זהות ההרוגים. הגופות נלקחו לבדיקה בשטח ישראל ולאחריה התברר כי מדובר בשלושה חטופים ישראלים>>
I spoke with Hamas on the delay in official hostage count, an Israeli security official on why it's taking so long to count the dead and missing and with a 'regional diplomat' who remains stunned by the implications of dozens of Israelis held in Gaza
and now there's a triangle with the uh british council and
@bellingcat
and uh reuters and maybe soros? i can't tell. russian news is notable for having zero news about russia that doesn't involve a tank battle in 1943. this is stupid i'm going to bed prig's probably dead
Breathtaking cynicism and not just by Greece, the gov's appalling treatment of refugees is backed by dozens of rich EU countries that collectively encourage these policies, while individually pretending like they play no role in the deaths.
Greece is trying to cover up its role in the Pylos shipwreck which caused 100s of deaths on 13 June
Documents obtained by
@LHreports
& partners show the Greek coast guard went as far as tampering with official statements given by survivors
Cops and Airport staff at Istanbul airport are glued to their phones trying to reach family in southern Turkey and several are in tears. Just awful day for the region.
Imagine walking around the White House tweaking, knowing full well the cops found the rest of your cocaine and you’re gonna be arrested in the next hour. At work. In the White House. While so high all you want to do is jabber about PT Anderson films to your colleagues at the NSC
We (myself
@iAmTheWarax
and
@alexzfinley
call upon each candidate in the 2024 US presidential election explain their position on issuing Letters of Marquee
We found the secret yacht of Vladimir Putin docked at a naval shipyard of a NATO (!) country.
How is this possible and what does it tell us about the character of his regime?
🧵 Read on to find out (and see pictures) - 1/18
Hezbollah continues to harass Israel along its northern border but hasn’t signaled if it will join the fight to support Hamas. It’s part of a long standing policy of strategic ambiguity that leaves Israel unsure of what come next my latest for
@VICENews
#GalaxyLeader
social media trend persists: A poet reciting his words, an Asian crew member coerced into chanting “death to America and Israel.”Enthusiastic civilians approaching the ship, and a music clip showcases the
#AnsarAllah
#Houthi
martyrs in
#Yemen
If you said ‘Syrian Meth Drones’ in a NSC meeting around 2005, half the room would have a stroke and the other half would order air strikes on syria plus four Arab countries randomly chosen by a computer but today everyone is like meh Syrian meth drones what can you do
This is the inside story of chasing over $90 million in jewels stolen by a Florida-based psychic from one of the world's most powerful men, former Qatari PM Hamad bin Jassim al Thani, legend in both Middle East diplomacy and business circles 3/10
Damaging M7.8 EQ hit southern Turkey near the Syrian border ~4am local time. PAGER is red for this event; extensive damage is probable. Our hearts go out to those affected. See
@Kandilli_info
for local info.
My job is statistically more dangerous than any US law enforcement thing, and I get it, work is dangerous and you gotta watch out. But I can never get over the sheer terror US cops show about everything. go get another gig man, risk was in the literal job description
I spent the last four months investigating law enforcement reaction and exposure to fentanyl. In many cases, officers claimed to have overdosed in ways medical experts say isn't possible.
Turkey is offering citizenship to almost anyone for about $500,000 cash. Doesn't matter if you're wanted by cops in other countries and once you buy the passport, Turkey will not extradite you back home.
Elon Musk’s decision to remove free access to Twitter’s API means it will be impossible to determine whether the platform’s algorithm systematically removes harmful content.
"Pawn shop"
Personnel of Vietnam People Army checking out reserve weaponry at a storage warehouse. During peacetime, storage warehouses hold excess war materials and during mobilization, they help equip reservists, militias, etc.
A
#railway
line between
#Sevastopol
and Simferopol in
#Crimea
has been blown up. Russia’s puppet government claims it was ‘interference of unauthorized persons.’