Mitchell “Mitch” Mcgriddle
@mitchenzyn
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Auburn motherfuckin’ Tigers | JV fullback | Butt enjoyer | Blantons collector | 4 DWIs | Virginia Double-Dribbled
Joined December 2024
Masters ad is peak cinema. Love getting them already
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Update I pissed off the NC state burners. Go cry about KC Conception and your off campus arenas. Fucking pussies could never be like the SEC.
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Thankful for the 200 of you fuckers that followed. Let’s keep on going in 25 . Run the ball fellas .- Mitch McGriddle.
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Split the G this, Spilt the G that. Spilt the fucking masters logo (Blantons and Coke btw)
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Walked into class, Ex and girl I hooked up with then ghosted (cracked both btw) are sitting next to each other. Pray for me
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Ladies at skybar cover your drinks Mitch is coming
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lowkey mad respect to state too. They showed out.
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Merry Christmas burnerverse! This morning I’m drinking iced black coffee (with bourbon). I hope yall get hella blow and a case of coors light. Maybe some Peter if you were good
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At Hamilton (was forced to by sister). I am genuinely curious why there are so many gay/libtards interested in this. Don’t they hate america? Play is about American revolution btw.
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Grandma got me this fucking beautiful thing. Been using on and off for the past 4 hours. Yes I’m on the spectrum next question
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Liberals could never understand a camo golf bag.
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Thanks for the engagement NC state burners! Much appreciated from the fella . - Mitch.
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Just got a happy ending. Do yall ever wonder what a sad ending is, do they show you like 9/11 clips or something? Let me know . Mitch.
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Happy New Year’s Eve Burnerverse! Today I played indoor golf w my bud (doesn’t have a burner (loser)). I shot 31 over! New record for Me (Mitch McGriddle)! Hope yall do hella blow today and black out . With love .Mitch
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@R0wdyB33rs Girls who drive jeeps are either the most gorgeous girl you have ever seen or a fucking hog no in between.
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@BMMATTERS445 I spent a lot of time in Raleigh. Dog shit city so much happier when I’m down in the Dixie. Went to some shitty ass bars (cornerstone and village) and was dead as hell.
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What the fuck is Peter Griffin doing on the BV
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Just got this picture from the dogsitter. Hell yeah
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Have fun soaking and not drinking. Fucking loser
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If you’re not violently drunk at the family Christmas party rn delete your account.
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Yes I got fucked at senor frogs. Next question liberals
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Iced black coffee. Liberals will never understand the trill this brings to a finance major
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Cruise tomorrow with the fam. Hope I can get some from a solid 7 and blackout every second. Also will be wearing my barbour jacket at Senor Frogs.
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Thankful for the 300 of yall that followed for that achievement I’ll post a pic I have with @Shanemgillis (legend). Let the white boys play .-Mitch
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Why are minorities always on FaceTime in airports. Genuinely about to pull an AB level crashout.
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Santa got me a cooler backpack and Peter (size large). Fuck yeah.
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Grateful for the opportunities giving to me today. First I would like to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ, my mom, dad. Coaches at this program for believing in me. Let’s go Irish ☘️ . Mitch
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This game is so good I don’t ever care that my bet that Texas covering won’t hit.
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@buzzmccalllster Yeah those shits are not that warm. We all know you cold as hell. Throw a Peter q-zip under . With love .Mitch.
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Yeah I’m home. Just asked my mom to buy coors so I don’t have to drink this pussy beer
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Proud to give this guy his first follower. Burner verse blow this mans twitter up.
Proud to announce that I have one follower. Huge shoutout to @mitchenzyn for making my burner dreams come true.
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Seats for Fins game. Yes my parents are taxed at 37%
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Yes I’m listening to widespread. Yes those are tortoise shell Costas. And yes I’m going to go get a pack of coors. Any more questions liberal?
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Venessa Doofenshmirtz look-a-like at my place.
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James catches, puts up a 3. Won’t go. Rebound Bosh. Back out to Allen. His 3 pointer. BANG ‼️
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ITS A QUARTER AFTER 1 IM A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW
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@wayne_kerr69420 This is Mitch speaking so listen:. This shit pisses me off, it might be funny but at the same time he worked hard to get off the drugs. If you’re going to comment something make it positive epically for posts like this. No im not gay.
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Elon said I can’t follow people for like 3 days. What the fuck liberal.
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@wizardofbeantwn 2010? Cam newton. Also played yall in the natty in 2013, great game (was there).
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I hate try hards at karaoke. I’m way too drunk to be listening to someone singing theater.Get some widespread or creed in the jawn por favor.
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The rizzler is not a Texas fan. He doesn’t support liberals like the Longhorns. Bring back the SEC To how it used to be.
Texas hasn’t lost an away game in 775 days. They’ve played in Tuscaloosa, The Big House, Fayettenam, and Kyle Field during that span. All W’s.
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Getting the night started off right. Only a few short hours til jeanty shows us why he should have won the heisman over that cuck Travis hunter
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