Mitchy
@mitchelmusso
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fuckin Diamond plaid, double collar, pants like wtf lookin motherfucka and the shoes? What in the actual fuck. Why they do me so dirty 😂🤦♂️
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Hi! I'm Mitchel Musso and you already know wtf time it is baby
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I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart. I’d like to take this chance and apologize. To absolutely nobody!.I do wtf I want!!!!.
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done. with. helping. others. I’m about to be so selfish. I’m on my 24hr selfish sabbatical. Don’t text me unless it’s about me.
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You are not a yellow starburst.You are a pink starburst. and he’s a fuckin broke, no goal, cheatin, waste of ur time candy corn. There’s AMAZING people out there. specifically an amazing person who’s been waiting along time for you to walk in that room. Flourish baby. Flowerish.
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S/o to all the woman who are standing up right now and speaking the truth on these disgusting men. You are all super hero’s out here serving justice every day. U are all saving lives from what could have happened in the future to young women by speaking up and making things right.
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W man I had the MOTHA fuckin jerky
@mitchelmusso thanks for making us both look stupid. Just spent 26 minutes telling this dumbass I was the one who had the cheese.
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My girl pissed me off. So I went and bought all the hair, skin, face masks an beauty shit she has been wanting and I’m gunna use it all in front of her. she not even getting a drop. And then I’m gunna tell her how AMAZING IT IS AND HOW GOOD I LOOK. I might die tonight. Worth it.
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Just fixed my relationship in 2 min by telling her she’s right about everything. SHES. ALWAYS. RIGHT. A healthy relationship is bottling everything up until you fucking explode!! Haha yay!.
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SEND HELP- thought my girl was delicate like a flower, or angel, like a princess. until she plucked my eyebrows. that bitch is brutal as fuck. Called me a pussy 3 times an told me to stop bitchin and grow some actual balls. I’m scared. When police get here.IM UNDER THE SINK.
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No Hell NO I am so done with these- . 🖤, “I want to die”, “life sucks”, . bullshit. 2018 is all about positivity. Done with all this sad sappy dumb shit. Fuck off my timeline you fucking negative fuck. this shit ends today. REAL LIFE is happening, it’s not about likes ON TWITTER.
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Don’t ever disrespect a woman. You treat women right. You better be polite. Unless she’s an ungrateful thot. Then you respectfully decline.
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Dear Santa,. “Naughty or nice” should be “bad or nice. Because naughty sounds niiiiice. an I definitely been niiiiice.
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Find sum cheeks tonight. Respect those cheeks. Honor thy cheeks. Savor those cheeks. shoot, let those cheeks clap! but only on cheeks terms.
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My mom found these photos. I’m glad she did. Other then the fedora. Who tf let me wear a fedora. I chose my fate the very sec. FEDORaaaaa the explora
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I fucking love passionate people, endearing and humble people, The kind of people you're proud to call your people. Special beautiful people.
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Get you a man who buys u a massage membership. Cause u know what’s better then fuckin flowers? A 90 min hot stone massage every month duh 🙄.
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"it's FINE everything's cool".F-fuck.I-ing .N-no.E-everythingismostcertainlynotcool.
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Here’s some sound advice, try and date ONE person at a time. That would be cool. and also make you not look like such a piece of shit.
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If I’ve ever blocked you, it’s not because I’m being reactive or childish. you didn’t “WIN” anything. It means that I woke up one day and realized that u have such a negative impact on my life that I do not care to see what u are doing NOR do you deserve to see what I am doing.
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“damn bro she won’t text me back” .Well fuck boy. are you there for her?.did you listen to her?.OR did u go out with ur boys? . -I’ll wait.
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Happy New Years babymommas and Baby soon to be mommas and mommas who don’t need baby’s to be mommas.
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it’s not that I don’t care, I just don’t care about. meaningless. irrelevant waste of my time shit. say something important NOODLEHEAD.
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If nobody told you today. you are beautiful.you are perfect.you are loved.you are smart.you are fun.you are rich.you are amazing.you are needed.you are a blessing.you are sexy.you are royal .you are 1 in a billion .You keep being you because nobody else could and nobody else can.
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Don’t get caught up in the same shit everybody els be doin. make your own lane, and then drive throu that bitch at whatever tf speed u want.
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I don’t have any good tweets right now so I’ll copy my dads text he sent me. Me: Dad I love you. Dad: who is this?. Me: it’s Mitchel. your son. Dad: fuck off pussy.
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I just wanted to look cool in front of my friends on Twitter 😔
@mitchelmusso I wasn't aware you ever started.
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Sry about last night. I was drunk. but not on our alcohol. on your bullshit.
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My girl is so fine! but gawDAMN she can be a cold b. but thass my cold b. so you say one thing bad I’ll staple your lips to your ass cheeks.
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Yes I delete shit. Yes I block people. Fuck with me and get buried. But I am a lover at heart so try an be sweet. Or I’ll end you. ♥️.
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Every time I say “Thank You” to someone for holding the door, and they don’t say anything back. Just know I ment “Fuck You”. but like thx.
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if your car has more wheels than 4 you should be driving slower than everybody else. And if your car has 18 of those motherfuckers you should most fucking certainly not be driving 80 mph 1 foot from my bumper. If you have experienced this you’re not wrong that driver is and idiot.
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you can't say I miss them when you have their #. if you miss them hit them up. That's right bitch you don't. So take yo lie ass elsewher. .
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s/o to all those who broke my heart growing up. You still ain't doing shit. but you deserve some appreciation and for that. thank you 🙌.
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The world loves you. The earth needs you. You are loved. You are never alone. We are all children of god and deserve great things. Unless you a piece a shit. Then you deserve like. okay stuf.
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If you look, talk, or speak on women like they are less then you? Like pieces of meat?. as a man. you have failed. Women are priceless.
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you text me back 24 hrs later. you better have been swallowed by a shark, swept up by a tornado, or fell in a well. I swear to gawd.
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The Fuck I want your nudes for? Take that shit somewhere els. Probably Orlando brown page
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fucking happy I'm not the president. Because if I was. weed be legal. Gay everything be legal. An all religions. But that's not ok right?.
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a girlfriend is potential wifey. if you ask me, relationships are investments, not hobbies.
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all those kids. parents. families man. 💔Manchester we are all praying for you.
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sending me the same snap that is on your story is very disrespectful and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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dont be a bully, dont be a racist, dont be a basic bitch with two faces, .talk shit? you insecure? pray 4 them bitches an thy hurtful words🙏.
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I want to cuddle then cuddle and cuddle maybe cuddle and prolly cuddle and then maybe cuddle after we cuddle and then cuddle an only cuddle.
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I just want every single person to be happy af. I wish there was a button I could just press. I would click that thing so fast. prolly SMACK.
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"If it's stupid to you but important to her… just shut up and do it". - The smartest person in the entire world.
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sometimes you have to accept that people are shitty humans and stop trying to see the good that isn't there.
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me: Hi this is Mitchel Musso and I'm calling about Phineas and Ferb!. receptionist: Latrell? calling for ferbeo queefits?. me: . no.
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And it's all freaky freakyy freaky fresh
#10YearsOfHannahMontana Gonna eat some Cheese Jerky in honor of 10 years! also cuz it's delicious
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s/o all those flaky ass friends that only hit you up when it's convenient for them. you're not a terrible person. you're just a bad person.
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I love these people and that will never change, 🙌🏼@MileyCyrus @EmilyOsment @DukeofEarles @ImNotMoises @billyraycyrus this is why I'm here.
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🤔didn’t steal a thing in my life. nevertheless a chip. Worked hard for what I have. And $upport anyone and everyone that I can. HOWEVER…. that chip on your shoulder you got for the silliness you say making $ off my private life is about to get swiped up real quick by yours.
'Hannah Montana' Star Mitchel Musso Arrested for Public Drunkenness
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Being a dick is not cool. Like 100% of the time it's not cool. Like I'd give it a 0/10 for being cool. Alright cool thanx fuck you.
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When I think of family I think of you girls ❤️ thank you for always being my best and always…
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Amazon, ITunes, GooglePlay, Dish, Vudu, XboxLive, PlayStation, and Demand 🔫🔫🔫Sins Of Our Youth🔥🔥🔥🎄💊⚰️😇🍼🚬 RT=Follow
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Phineas and Ferb's "Last Day of Summer" airing on Friday, June 12. Jeremy out!! "Oh Hey Candace" #PhineasandFerb
http://t.co/QycCygR4pZ.
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A relationship takes a lot of fucking work so if you don't want to work for it then you don't deserve it - food for thought. I love my girl.
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You should be good to yourself because you are so important. There is only one of you. I hope and pray you all know how important you are 😇😘.
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I just prayed for all of you guys I hope y'all have an awesome Thanksgiving. Let me know what you do send pictures love,.Mitchel ☺️.
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You ever hear a rumour about yourself and you're like "oh word?" Lol. People talk too much, stay out of my lane.
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If u feel like all those doors you've been praying for keep closing in your face. kick them the fuck open.
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I hope your new year is beautiful and you transform into the next chapter of your life.
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Just remember, God has a plan for you, he didn't leave you out here to watch everybody else. .
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