Piyush Sharma Profile Banner
Piyush Sharma Profile
Piyush Sharma

@misterpiyush

Followers
5,028
Following
396
Media
1,790
Statuses
7,479

Witty viewpoints on life

Mumbai , Maharashtra, India
Joined June 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 months
Teenager driving Porsche
@themayurchouhan
Mayurrrr
3 months
Dear Boys & girls What’s stopping you from recreating this??😍
1K
423
4K
316
5K
55K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 months
Stephen Hawking had more footwork than Shivam Dube #INDvsENG2024
127
1K
12K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Itna middle class upbringing hai ki mazey karne ke baad apne aap guilty feel hota hai
102
2K
11K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 years
Brokers in Mumbai: Sir semifurnished apartment hai
Tweet media one
66
547
8K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 months
It’s done
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
18
840
7K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
“Cummins ko Ahmedabad bulaake zaleel karna hai”
Tweet media one
26
308
6K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
Covid has been tough on professors
Tweet media one
28
499
6K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Politics divides, money unites
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
58
584
6K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Where is Shah Jahan when you actually need to cut hands 😡
@angadc
Angad Singh Chowdhry
2 years
Idli ice cream
415
144
585
77
555
5K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 years
Gandhiji showed more aggression in South Africa than this Indian team #SAvIND
36
407
5K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 months
Nirmala Sitharaman to middle class today
@rheaonli
Rhea
2 months
wdym use lube? use your saliva bro
86
23
947
31
376
5K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
8 months
RIP all the glasses that broke coz people got drunk and attempted this dance
Tweet media one
11
125
4K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
“The Patient died. But we are learning” #HardikPandya
Tweet media one
32
387
4K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
How Ultra Legend cricketers deal with injury 😂 #JaspreetBumrah
92
250
3K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
Had MI, CSK or RCB chased it, “experts” would have been twerking in their rooms. PBKS does it and suddenly it’s death of bowlers and cricket 😅
32
222
3K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
“Fir Infinity Gauntlet haath me leke bola - I am Iron Man.. aur chutki bajaa di”
Tweet media one
17
211
3K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
7 months
Tweet media one
@GarettJones
Garett Jones
8 months
Name other scholars beside Oppenheimer who spent their later years running away from their early work
983
366
5K
17
337
3K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
In the battle between Humans of New York, Humans of Bombay and People of India…. the clear winner is Reptiles of Kurla
23
253
3K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
Next time I see a Porsche on the road 🙄
23
158
2K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
"Arey mujhe kyu call kar raha hai. International match me main kuch nahi kar sakta.." #WTC23Final
Tweet media one
6
133
2K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
OG Middle order then: Collapse sambhal lege bhai, bolega to bowling bhi kar lege, nahi to fielding se hi match palat dege.
Tweet media one
7
161
2K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Arey bc bowler lena hi bhul gaye #cskvsgt
Tweet media one
23
79
2K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Twitter par like button 5 baar dabao to Elon Musk khud screenshot ka printout leke aata hai
78
83
2K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 months
Can’t believe PBKS chased 262 against this bowling.. with an over to spare.. in KKR’s homeground 😅
21
69
2K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
Year 2050
Tweet media one
10
114
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 years
Kids next day after Holi #HappyHoli
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
4
62
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Awkward to see Pakistan on the losing side on 9/11 #SLvsPAK
16
146
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
10 months
Sam Altman’s villain origin story
22
161
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Our Impact player is Shivam Dube #IPL2023
Tweet media one
5
31
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
"Baap Baap hota hai" moment for Dhoni!! #CSKvsMi
2
86
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Whoever thinks KL Rahul can’t play a good test innings hasn’t watched his last 5 t20 matches #KLRahul #VenkateshPrasad
28
65
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
“Raat ko Nolanbhau ki Tenet dekhi thhi. Day 5 ki pitch Day 1 pe banaa di” #INDvAUS
Tweet media one
6
72
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Rohit Sharma's reaction as a captain every over in IPL2023 #DCvMI
Tweet media one
6
48
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 months
IPL final feels tonight
Tweet media one
8
89
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Just give him Malinga, Bumrah, Pandya, De Kock, Pollard, SKY and Umpires and he will be unbeatable #BANvsIND
Tweet media one
37
57
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Shivam Dube: Expectations Reality
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
11
31
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Destination City ke 10 km bahar hi train slow karke, passengers ke patience ki maa khod deta hu
Tweet media one
9
52
1K
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
6 years
Mumbai rains reach social media before the ground surface #MumbaiRains
15
195
933
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 months
Fuck it.. Can we appoint Pat Cummins as the coach?
15
47
935
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
11 months
Tweet media one
20
62
925
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
9 months
When you realise Gambhir has 7 letters 🙄
Tweet media one
14
32
892
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
“Abe meri batting pe to appeal mat kar” #INDvPAK
Tweet media one
2
47
860
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Khudki team ko Jiocinema pe 6 alag angles se haarte dekhna pad raha hai #RCBvsMI
Tweet media one
2
27
839
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 months
Gavaskar saab young players ko hi itna suna dete hai, socho family function me kisi rishtedar ke bachche ko kya pelte hoge
15
52
824
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Hotstar ek kaam karo match ke beech me ad nahi episode hi chalaa do “Night Manager” ke.
7
35
791
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Akshay Kumar already played Rishi Sunak before
Tweet media one
2
39
780
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
First IPL now HBO Stream
Tweet media one
2
32
776
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Imagine being a lawyer and your client’s surname is Doshi
13
40
762
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
People taking moral highground on actors endorsing gutkhas will brush their teeth daily with Vimal, if they were offered the same amount of money.
32
55
761
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
When a backbencher becomes feminist
Tweet media one
8
29
726
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
Akshay Kumar to play Sonu Sood in an upcoming movie on Lockdown.
11
64
708
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 years
If Dhoni had continued as TTE
Tweet media one
4
37
700
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Chahal after diving in the outfield #INDvsAUST20I
Tweet media one
3
34
684
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Beerbiceps after every podcast
Tweet media one
2
12
668
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
“Condensor aur Compressor dono gaya hai” bolke iske budget ki maa khod deta hu.
Tweet media one
4
27
663
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
7 months
Poonam Pandey should stick to raising what she raises best and not awareness
13
45
655
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
Tune MI waali script RCB pe chep di
Tweet media one
2
22
646
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Ek Hindenberg report to KL Rahul pe bhi banti hai #INDvAUS
1
48
644
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Dusro ka hisaab bigaadne ke chakkar me ab khudka khaata nahi khul raha hai #IPL2023 #DCvMI
Tweet media one
4
21
633
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
11 months
Sachin and Waqar in commentary box
Tweet media one
1
32
596
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
Starc in league games. Starc in deciders
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
19
563
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 years
Kohli being “skipper” one way or the other 😝
Tweet media one
5
29
537
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
No ego, only runs. With Smashbros Shashank and Ashutosh
Tweet media one
2
17
530
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
Unemployment is real guys..
3
61
518
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
So Travis Head hates Left Arm swing bowlers. We had none in the final 🙄
11
15
509
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Raavan looks like ready to do “khalibali ho gaya hai dil”
Tweet media one
10
19
500
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
😂😂
Tweet media one
12
33
490
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
Commentator: Where do you think Punjab lost the match? KL Rahul: Auction #SRHvKXIP
7
22
482
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Hera Pheri’s writer Neeraj Vora, also the writer for Hera Pheri 2, Garam Masala, Bhagam Bhag, Bhool Bhulaiya, Hungama etc is no more.. so not having high hopes from Hera Pheri 3.
7
21
491
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
2020: where the temperature of the delivery guy is more important than that of the food 😅
1
35
486
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
KL Rahul seeing Rahane’s Strike Rate that too outside powerplay #KKRvCSK
Tweet media one
2
15
484
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
Tweet media one
8
58
473
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
8 months
Samsung In Bihar
@mishraverse
Pookie Monster 🎀
8 months
On behalf of the whole of Bihar I'm inviting to all companies of Karnataka, Come & invest in Bihar, we will help you to set up everything. Bihar is a broad minded state and we welcome you all. Jai Bihar Jai Hind
976
288
3K
12
37
455
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Riyan Parag and Devdutt Padikkal milke bhi ek poora batsman nahi banta #RRvsLSG
4
22
451
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
6 years
MY FIRST STAND UP VIDEO, where I joke about Board Exams. If you like it, please RT and spread the laughter!
34
166
426
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 years
Itna steam le raha hu, ki ab muh me momos rakhke pakaa sakta hu..
8
21
438
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
When you find out Rashid Khan is officially 3 months younger than you #SRHvCSK #CSK
Tweet media one
2
25
409
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Gill, Pant and PrithviShaw #JawanPrevue
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
6
35
420
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Girl in FakeTaxi as soon as the cab driver asks for fare
Tweet media one
2
13
414
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
BREAKING IN: Wriddhiman Saha fined for slow batting rate #KKRvSRH #IPLinUAE
Tweet media one
3
11
414
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
Kis topic pe essay likhna hai batao
Tweet media one
6
25
408
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
“5 ways how ChatGPT will…”
Tweet media one
1
27
405
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Bhai HC Verma ke pehle 2 chapters me hi Pulley aa jaate hai. Aur wo to sirf pre engineering hai..
2
9
406
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 months
Budget 2025: Rishtedar ke paav chhoone pe milne waale paiso par lagega 10% tax
3
25
392
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Bhagwan kaa.. jo aise accident se bach gayaa
@Pokirikohli
Viswanth𝕏
1 year
It’s been 4 years and I am still wondering who’s hand is it on Rishabh Pant’s shoulder ?
Tweet media one
112
158
2K
2
27
386
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
Great innings by Kohli. Sadly international teams won’t give this many catch drops in World Cup
85
35
369
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
Friends: Aur bhai, kaisa jaa raha hai lockdown? Me: kuch nahi, bas ...
Tweet media one
4
29
365
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
"Inhe kya hi pata chalega"
Tweet media one
3
21
367
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
Haris Rauf and Naseem Shah watching Kohli and KL’s centuries #PAKvIND
Tweet media one
4
18
354
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 years
Plumber: Madam payment? Pornstar:
Tweet media one
3
27
352
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
1 year
The stunt director behind it
Tweet media one
@TrungTPhan
Trung Phan
1 year
For the new Mission Impossible film, Tom Cruise drove a bike off a cliff and landed with a parachute. Is it his wildest stunt? Here are 6 contenders: 1/ MI: Dead Reckoning (2023): To prep for the cliff jump, Cruise did 13,000 motorcross jumps and landed the actual stunt 6x.
329
2K
17K
2
38
351
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
Ab to Namibia vs Zimbabwe bhi dekh luga bas cricket match karaa do.
9
12
348
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
3 months
“Cummins ko itna bhi neecha nahi dikhana thha re”
Tweet media one
0
4
350
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 months
KKR: Ye lo 261 runs pel diye PBKS:
Tweet media one
3
21
344
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
4 years
Maxwell taking stance #AUSAvIND
Tweet media one
1
12
333
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Rohit Sharma today #BANvsIND
Tweet media one
1
17
333
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
50/- haircut wale salon bhi isse better dryer use karte hai
@theprayagtiwari
Prayag
2 years
World's richest cricket board☕ #INDvsAUS
Tweet media one
68
264
2K
3
13
333
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
Akshay Kumar to play Sheikh in Lionel Messi's biopic's finale #FIFAWorldCup
Tweet media one
1
16
328
@misterpiyush
Piyush Sharma
2 years
@HumorouslyVipul Your bollywood debut was great too
Tweet media one
1
3
314