there is no other job on earth you can do *so badly* that you get to go on a two-year paid vacation, except maybe being a cop

Mr Beast found them both down there and he’s not telling anybody

putting on my shiniest outfit to watch The Mummy

@Anya893 happy bidet

this weekend we watched League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Van Helsing: both stinkers, but guess what, steampunk vampires and jekyll ‘n hydes are always a joy

RT @i_zzzzzz: A Bane today would really spice things up. Interested to see if Bane happens.

RT @peterawolf: FDR and LBJ dragged the South out of Third World status kicking and screaming, and they’ve never been forgiven

Here’s how Eileen (2023) can still win:

RT @nightmqnmac: john turturro you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they’ll kill you. https:…

@falseroxy “because of 🤨 the contradictions”

@kid_kodex @LifetimeDisast1 yeah that’s what everybody’s trying to hold biden/harris accountable for, not the extrajudicial weapons sales or permission structure they were directly responsible for upholding until trump took over what an embarrassing deflection

RT @rachelmillman: sites really not fun these days

@pagan_hoetry @falseroxy suffering takes that sabrina carpenter has a repressed breeding kink because she expressed interest in getting knocked up as a straight woman

@noahpasaran i’ve taken friendly fire from cancel culture as a concept for five years now, and i still wouldn’t get rid of it just because there are bad actors i wish more people knew it was able to be manipulated, but people also need language/methodology to hold powerful people accountable

@falseroxy i have to know them, and the lore, to understand any of the dialogue happening in my household

@thatdutchperson @BBW_BFF the first gen DVD era

RT @BBW_BFF: watching the Making of Swordfish (don't ask/don't judge) and Dominic Sena talks about how John Travolta likes to keep it light…

RT @cuntsatchels:

@seahawks270 @MattLech @RadicalDemocra6 let me guess: the major factor is something immutable that couldn’t have been avoided with better strategy or consideration for voters’ demands, ideally something that lets harris AND her voters off the hook?

RT @ByYourLogic: When someone starts going down this line of arguments, you know they’re saying some highly true shit that they definitely…