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When Iโm bored, I freestyle ๐ฅ
Show some love ๐โค๏ธ
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Mitoma tries to cut into AWBโs blindspot and instead of changing his body orientation, AWB sort of shuffles/jugs backwards to hide is blindspot. So unconventional but effective.
Thereโs something Wan bissaka did against mitoma that Iโve never seen before. He might have shown us the most effective way to prevent an attacker from cutting into your blindspot.
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Pros of Democracy: Everybody gets to vote
Cons of Democracy: Everybody gets to vote
Peter Obi fit change Nigeria but e never reach him own turn, na queue after our Lokan then him fit enter - Woman says
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Nice CGPA boys!! Kepa almost de 2:2 ๐
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Text this to some Nigerian girls and she'll just screenshot it, post it on her story and be saying "Whose MCM is this "๐๐
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I asked my guy why he was watching Champions league instead of reading. Mans really said โ live match na once, Exam fit be twiceโ ๐
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Happy to captain my platoon to win the NYSC cup. It was a beautiful journey. Bless โ๏ธโค๏ธ
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A lot of knees suffer cos you took all their caps and put in this tweet.
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โWas it a cat I sawโ is the same spelt backwards.
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My guy said if this nativeland tantrum happened in PH, boys for don obtain Dave by now ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ
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Nobody:
The guys that eventually lose: Remi, Demi, Semi Last card.
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@KarenCivil
Always shouting about working hard like the other artistes inherited their albums.
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Ronaldo think say penalty go reach am so he go off shirt for us๐
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Na freekick you go play for native land or what ?
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When iPhone and android have unprotected sex...
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Today was the first time I kicked a ball in 2months but my touch ainโt bad after all ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
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Wishing โhappy Fatherโs dayโ to single mothers, proves that majority of yโall subscribe to the prexisting and popular roles fathers play. For yโall advocates of equality, that in itself is contradictory. Just allow today to be celebrated without confusion!
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my guy was CIAOโed
I finally met her today It will never be well with Snapchat filter ๐ญ๐ญ
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Headache? Be like say your power na super ment
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Anyhow you see me next semester, just take it. I just dey try graduate ๐
How Iโm dressing next semester to let yโall know Iโm not in school to make friends.
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If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi first and youโll be safe.
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Remove him from the midfield and youโll find out what heโs good at
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At this point in time, you fit go offline comeback and your mates for don graduate ๐
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The value of this has never risen above 0. To Jesus be my glory ๐๐
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Igbo people your money did not waste. Native land still dey for you this December.
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*solves a long math question in the exam hall*
Me realizing 5hrs later that I did 8x8=16 :
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Pls donโt rush into that challenge anyhow. Itโs called dontrushchallenge for a reason ๐
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You canโt throw that makeup brush upwards and then in falls in from the right in the next video. Itโs not just okay ๐
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I keep thinking about this and I canโt stop laughing ๐คฃ
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donโt like if youโre sensitive ๐
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tough genes
I told my sister to take pictures of her afro when she took her twists out, same way I did.
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s/o to my platoon 11 brothers โค๏ธโ๏ธ
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Anyone saying FIFA 19 is the worst, definitely didnโt play 15 cos that shit was cracked from the onset.
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Nobody:
Mech boys when they enter CDS after seeing only men for a week straight :
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Waking up to a fantabulous W!! ๐ญ
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5.0 gpa. It was not easy but I did it ๐
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Werey run from PH come Lagos, NYSC post am back to PH ๐คฃ
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Man U fans: โWe beat you 3 out of 4 matchesโ
Chelsea fans : โwe beat you when it matteredโ
Last last e no matter for any of us ๐คฃ
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After this NYSC, Iโll resign from 9-5 and stay home playing fifa for another year, then resume life after that ๐ฅฒ
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TB to 200level when my guy dubbed from this babe during an OBJ test, OMR and all ( she covers normally but on this fateful day she didnโt). 1 min to the end, the babe is done and she turns her OMR the right way up( sheโd be shading the OMR upside down). And my guy don shade am๐
Tbh at your old age, you shouldnโt be covering your work during exam, lying you didnโt do homework( where as you did it), being the lecturers pet and reminding lectures about test/ projects.
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My kid sisterโs pencil drawing of
@ighalojude
Pls RT, like and I hope he gets to see it and acknowledge it. Itโll mean a lot to her.
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I need gold but the โaโ is silent ๐
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Father Lord, your children must graduate this year ๐
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That maths way dey board easy sha
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Itโs a wrap, We done outchea!! โ๏ธ
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Right until now, In all my years of witnessing Godโs Amphitheater of Juxtapositions, Iโve never come across anyone with such an enthralling visage combined with such sartorial splendor. ๐ป
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You had red card against relegated west brom and conceded 5 lmao. Football is not mathematics ๐๐ผ
i had red card against liverpool and conceded 0, you had against young boys, conceded 2 and lost. weโre not the same ๐๐ฝ
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Athletico beats man city tomorrow and qualify to the semis where they meet Villarreal. Weโll finally get to see the highly anticipated Boko haram vs Fulani herds men clash ๐๐ฝ
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I canโt believe some kids preferred Bobo. Smh
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Are those abs on your lip?๐
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My dad has told me that Iโm preaching tomorrow morning. Iโll title my sermon โthe power of your wordsโ just so I can sub my parents ๐
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Iโd have scrolled past but this cap was so CAPtivating
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School way be cruise, e traumatize some niggas. Yโall be easy ๐
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Candid from a google pixel 3a after a mild argument than an IPhone XS Max could do better ๐น
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Spweeeeshhh!!!!
Boom!!!!!!
Blam!!!!
Ka Blam!!!!!
Gbas Gbos!!!
Their sound effects >>>>>
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During my sermon, my dad just nodded his head in affirmation, momsi de squeeze face (Cos she owned 70% of the subs). My sisters gave me a round of applause ๐
It got postponed so by 7pm today, Iโll be subbing my parents through the help of Jesus and his spirit in me.๐
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โThe test has been postponed to next week due to.....โ
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When your guy cracks a joke with his eyes and you understand the joke with your own eyes too.
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@ifeekaffy
Cartoons help children develop tbh cos it triggers their cognition, makes them think but should be seen in moderation. Iโve seen kids tho with crazy vocabularies and they all got it from watching cartoons in excess ๐
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cos the actual concept of family is also dying
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Nigerian parties be like:
Ignition- the summer rave
Effulgence - the autumn rush
Inferno- the winter rage
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Okay quote this tweet with your July photo dump ๐ donโt air me!!
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On God, Ronaldo would have pulled a goal down from heaven.
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Allowee don drop, rich mode activated ๐จ
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Scored the first goal ever during the commissioning of this stadium and got a red card 5 minutes later ๐ซถ๐ผ
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The face The ability
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Nike boys, we donโt do three stripes ๐๐ฝ
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Ideally, some people are just too illiterate to vote. Nigeria having a very illiterate society means leadership is determined by these unqualified folks.
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It got postponed so by 7pm today, Iโll be subbing my parents through the help of Jesus and his spirit in me.๐
My dad has told me that Iโm preaching tomorrow morning. Iโll title my sermon โthe power of your wordsโ just so I can sub my parents ๐
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You can mark the guys wearing sneakers but you see those boys wearing two different pairs of slippers.๐ฅต Only God will safe you.
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If he likes he should train chelsea players with boiled egg, nothing will change
At Dortmund, Thomas Tuchel made players train with tennis balls, so they would focus on winning the ball more cleanly!
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