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ITVX app: would you like to resume watching?
Me: yes
ITV: here are a bunch of ads and our sponsorship messages
Me: ok fair enough
ITV: but how about we dump you right back at the start of the episode though for a laugh
Every fucking time
@ITVX
sort out your buggy app
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THINGS YOU SHOULD OWN IN MIDDLE AGE
- a bag of hoover attachments for machines you no longer own
- a selection of pillows which didn’t turn out to be the one
- A dizzying array of exotic spices with 1 teaspoon out of it that you used for that recipe one time
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I was looking for a recipe for a traditional Italian lemon ricotta cake. This looked great until I got onto the instructions. I can only assume it was translated from the Italian into English via several other languages using an internet translate app
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I posted this yesterday. I was excited to see my old stepdaughter. She lives in Singapore now & I see her a few times a year. Someone commented you should get out more. Blocked but I feel sad for him because imagine not knowing the simple joy & anticipation of sharing a meal
I’ve got my old stepdaughter, her partner and mum coming for lunch today. I’ve put the serving dishes out in the middle of the table already to check there is room for everything!
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Find someone who loves you as much as Richard Madeley loves hearing the sound of his own voice
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I’ve got my old stepdaughter, her partner and mum coming for lunch today. I’ve put the serving dishes out in the middle of the table already to check there is room for everything!
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#CurseBorisJohnson
may you forever be confronted with this lie and may it prevent your ambitions to be PM
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Look at the path my cats have worn through the grass to get to the hole in the fence. They never deviate
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I have had frozen shoulder badly on both sides. It has affected movement for nearly a decade. This morning for the first time in 9/10 years I have been able to do my bra up at the back. In triumph I messaged a friend until... Still I’m sure everyone at
@Ocado
is happy for me 😊
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Chief constable also confirmed that stand off with armed man impersonating a police officer may have been a reflection in a mirror
Chief Constable of Sussex: Some of the drone sightings may have been police drones looking for other drones.
#bbcr4today
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My mum’s house is full of things I bought for her which she never used as she was saving them for best. When I get home I’m going to use all my best stuff everyday
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There’s nothing like the spring and summer months to make you realise how much you hate the sound of your neighbours stupid loud voices and annoying laughter
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@PhoenixEdSarah
@eclecticfriend3
They are adorable. I hope when they grow up they will recreate this meme ♥️
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I’m sorry to tell you Bertie has gone to the big cat basket in the sky. I won’t be around for a while so don’t worry if you don’t hear from me but thank you for all your messages wishing him luck and love.
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I’m not a fan of Jacob Rees-Mogg but even I have to admit this is a lovely photo of him and his dad
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If sitting on your bed in a vest and pants eating crisps and croissants while watching old episodes of
#LineOfDuty
to find evidence to back up your theory on the identity of H isn’t the best use of a Bank Holiday Monday afternoon then I don’t know what is
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Before she died my mum cashed in all of her premium bonds, a substantial sum, with the request that we donate this to medical/cancer charities and those which benefit women and girls. My dad and I have done this this morning. I hope she would approve of our decisions ♥️
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Have had a lovely day with a friend. She has an interesting theory about aging. You get grumpier as you get older because you come into contact with more and more fuckwits until you reach a point where you are happy to die because you just can’t face meeting one more arsehole
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Who wants to see a little man back home where he belongs? He’s on 4 different meds in combinations of 2/3 tablets three times a day for a while.
🐈⬛💭 I am home innit
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GUESS WHAT?
HE'S COMING HOME
HE'S COMING HOME
HE'S COMING
HARRY'S COMING HOME
Temperature normal
Bad liver/gallbladder enzyme levels right down
Eating well
I can collect him later this afternoon. He’s to continue his antibiotics and come back next week for a check-up
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Important Government Annoucement
Today we are making an announcement that we will be making an announcement tomorrow
@mrjamesob
is spot on
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Today was ok. Simple cremation which my mum would have liked. Only one song played Jennifer Juniper by Donovan in memory of my sister Jenny who died when I was 5 & she was 8. At that point dad & I both lost it & dissolved into floods of tears and hugged. I think we needed to cry
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When you were young, who did you think was the pinnacle of beauty?
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VET HAS JUST CALLED. BOO HAS THE ALL CLEAR 😍😍😍
She can go out and use the cat flap and go out as she used to. Now she is a well cat but super spoiled with catios and cat balcony at her disposal
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Friday Quiz. Which two kittens stole an entire bag of beef Dreamies from a table in one room, dragged it into their room, were aware they were doing wrong so hid the spoils behind a chair where they proceeded to rip open the bag and eat them in secret?
#BonnieandClyde
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LOOKIT. MY NEW COOKER
If you want me I’ll be sat on a chair looking at it all day
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How come none of you told me that pavlova grazing boards were a thing? *glares*
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@TheSiouxfan
@wokeeth
But what about
The eggs of my back
Small waving
Doubt double
His meat contract
Is it a broth
They are all pure genius
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After a very worrying week, the results of my further tests to look at an abnormal mammogram are ok. I will now celebrate by sleeping for a thousand years
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Wish me luck Twitter. I’ve been looking at these bad lads for over a week. Spoke to the RSPCA this morning and they are still available…
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I just put a mask on and the elastic chopped off my ears, then I fainted through co2 poisoning and to cap it off my lungs exploded
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I have seen this video in my TL so many times in the last few days and every time I come across it I watch it in full 🥰
I will never get enough of his videos and the pure joy and beauty of these women!! He is a treasure!
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Been feeling pretty low & hopeless lately. Spoke to my GP a while back and she thought I might have PTSD from my mum’s death and the things she went through. She said I should talk to someone. I said I wouldn’t know what to say but today I self referred myself to MIND
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Nursing and caring for someone who is dying at home sounds tranquil. The reality couldn’t be further from the truth
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Me: I absolutely do not need any more crockery
Also me:
What?
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Remember me saying I’d bought something on eBay? It’s arrived. An antique ark made by returning soldiers from WW1. Money raised by making these toys went to aid recovery . I’ve not fully unwrapped but there are 65 carved figures one parrot missing. Otherwise all in pairs
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Missing these two this Christmas. RIP my lovely mum and best boy Bertie ❤️❤️❤️
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One of my old cats, Kipper, died when I was between homes and stayed with my parents for a while. I buried him at the back of their garden. My mum always used to plant flowers there. My dad has just sent me this photo 🥹
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Friend came over for a kitten cuddle and took this rather adorable photo
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Overnight there has been a colossal amount of pooing and weeing. ALL OF IT IN THE LITTER TRAY. *\o/*
The little sweethearts nailed it
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BOO IS COMING HOME. GOING TO GET HER AT 9.30
She’s on antibiotics and a couple of medications and they are running a culture of her urine because it looks like she has a bacterial infection but my baba is coming home 🥰🥰🥰
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Just out of hospital. Had the other scan. All is fine definitely not cancer. Off to take the friend who drove me here to the pub.
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HARRY'S BLOOD RESULTS BACK AND EVERYTHING IS NORMAL. ALL CLEAR. Even the anomaly in his white blood cell count last time is now normal ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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I have been very quiet because I had a health scare and was on a two week pathway. I am happy to say I had a hospital appointment this morning and it’s not what I was fearing. I have a follow up appointment next week but nothing awful is wrong. Cat & Sindy doll news will resume
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Explained to dad that Jessie is greedy because she was taken from a cat hoarder home & probably had to fight other cats when the food went down to get any. Just overheard him stroking her & saying ‘You had a hard start but you’re alright now Jessie. You’re in a house of plenty’
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The house opposite has had their hair done. The ridge is finished. Pretty
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Do you ever do something so profoundly stupid that you despair of yourself?
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Excuse eyeful of my chest but I’m chuffed to bits with this Bodum denim dress that I got from a reseller on eBay. 27 of your earth quids, brand new with tags. Better still it’s a zip up the back but with such a wide neckline I can put it on backwards, do up zip and wriggle round
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After 42 years of being diabetic I have some damage to my eyes. Recently my eyesight has deteriorated quite badly and I was worried I would be stopped from driving. It shouldn’t have changed after cataract surgery but it has. It’s fixable with glasses. I’m so happy 🤓
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I’ve just found something at the back of the fridge. Either this pot of Bolognese is off or I’ve discovered the cure for Covid
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I’m living in a cold sweat. I have ovarian cancer symptoms. Only one main one but I’ve been put on a two-week pathway by my GP today for hospital checks and scans. I’m pretty sure it isn’t but it’s not stopping me fretting about it. Just needed to say it out loud
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I have FINALLY cleared my kitchen table of all the rubbish I dump on it and put the lights on my kitchen branches. I’m getting ready for Christmas
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Night night Harry at the vet hospital for the 3rd night. Keep getting better and I’ll see you tomorrow. Hopefully you’ll be home soon 🖤
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME GOOD NEWS?
Harry’s blood results are clear across the board
Please join us in a rousing rendition of Back in Black
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I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild
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Apparently there’s a chance of seeing the Northern Lights again tonight. I’m not falling for that one again
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My hopes for next year are simple. I don’t want to get ill or die and I don’t want anyone I love or care about including my cats to get ill or die
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I put on a mask and immediately blacked out and fell so hard I dropped through the Earth’s core and out the other side. So now I’m in Australia living with a gang of savage koalas and I’ve got chlamydia and sunburn
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A few of you have been asking about me. I found out on Friday that my mum has aggressive terminal cancer & not long to live. Boo/kittens & I are with my parents at the moment. I have turned off replies to this. I know you wish us well & don’t have time to answer messages x
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The people who have told me that being with someone as they are dying is a privilege are obviously better people than me. I am finding this completely horrific and traumatising.
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Boo’s urine results are in. She’s all clear of the infection. No need to go back to the vet *\o/*
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I can see Bertie at the vets tomorrow in a Covid secure way. He’s not eating & it’s still all in the balance but we will both feel better for seeing each other. Please send him good vibes that he stays strong tonight and his blood tests tomorrow show improvement from the meds
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I have had to drive him to the vet hospital now to be put on a drip overnight and for tests. Will tweet later when I’m home. Send my lad all your good wishes x
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When your visitors are here for another day and you only have about 2 hours of ‘nice’ left in you
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How did they get this wrong though? They’re always telling us they 'do their own research'
Anti-vaccine protesters storm BBC HQ – years after it moved out
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We got back here at 5.30 and have just eaten dinner, drunk wine and toasted mum with the last of a very expensive bottle of whisky my dad had. Both of us have gone to bed already. It’s been a long and emotional day. RIP my lovely mummy ❤️
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I'M SO HAPPY. MY DOCTOR HAS GOT BACK TO ME. THE SECOND HOSPITAL HAVE REVIEWED MY SCANS FROM LAST WEEK AND THERE IS NOTHING OF CONCERN. I DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK. They think symptoms are down to a change in medication. So grateful to my GP for seeking a second opinion though ♥️
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I’ve just had THE call
Guess who is getting the Pfizer vaccine on Tuesday morning
YES ME ME ME ME
I am running around with happiness
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After I got back from the vet my dad had the bright idea of taking me to the pub for lunch. We both had a plate of this. Not a scrap left
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Vet has just called with the results of all Harry’s other tests. PCR confirms definitely not FIP back again. It was just a bad infection. Blood test next week to confirm his liver levels are back to normal and hopefully that’s the end of it
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Night night Harry at home in your radiator bed 🥰
Night night Harry at the vet hospital for the 3rd night. Keep getting better and I’ll see you tomorrow. Hopefully you’ll be home soon 🖤
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Night night Harry at the vet hospital for the second night. Please sleep well and heal x
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