Get married to an old geezer at 26 who cheats on you with a low vibrational woman who sleeps in your bed and opens your fridge like she owns your apartment…I would’ve fled the country if this were me I fear
No like I’m sorry but am I the only one who thinks the Sydney Sweeney soft core porn is just weird and exploitative?????????? Sam Levinson living out his fantasies or what???? It’s unnecessary
thai food and boba calories don’t count because you see the calories have to travel all the way from thailand to reach your body and the flights are like really expensive so they just stay home it’s called geography I think
The thought of a baby invading my body and ruining my waist line and then becoming a third wheel to me and my man for the rest of our lives just does not sit right with me or my soul
the reason why my head is so big is because I only played with bratz as a child and my body decided to adapt to fit in with my surroundings ... it’s called evolution I think
imagine being american and not living in LA or NYC ........ like who do you talk to? cows? chickens? the only farm animals you see in LA shop at charlotte russe
I can’t relate to that Drivers License song for a few reasons like first off I’m grown second off I don’t have a license and third a blonde girl could never make me insecure
when my mom tried to exchange a purse at nordstrom after she used it for a week and she was like “I’ve never used it” and the gay at the register said “ma’am there are PILLS in here” that was a classic that was a classic
omg I can’t stand those friends that put you down as a “joke” like girl what the f*ck are we in middle school ... call me cute or get out of my face the underlying insecurity is jumping out
Euphoria is taking their sweet time to release season 2 as if their viewers have the capacity to remember plots and storylines . Like all I know is Maddy Perez is sexy 🙄 That’s my only memory .
there’s seriously people who still believe that if you like stereotypically “feminine” things and pop culture that you’re not as intelligent as them like no betch I’m smart and I still say “that’s hot” in a pink crop top get over yourself
alright kylie jenner, nicola peltz, and lily rose depp listen up I have a challenge for you ... it's called the get arrested so I can wear your mugshot on a shirt challenge
me in 15 years: hi yes this is miss panera, who’s calling? oh the elementary school yeah what’s up? ... well of course boba barbie and gianni panera are absent they have pilates and weight watchers today ... truancy? no thank you I’m not religious
my goal weight is enough so that the automatic doors like the ones at the mall don’t open for me and I have to wait for someone heavier to come and trigger the sensor <3
it's 2018 and people still act like nancy motherfucking drew when they bring up bella hadid's nose job like no shit sarah dr. raj kanodia doesn't have 350k followers for nothing