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@misspanera
Petunia
3 years
Being the naked window neighbor is a lot of responsibility
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Just decided I’m going to get engaged this year
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3 years
Happy womens day everybody❤️
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9 months
She has such strong coworker from your first retail job in high school that you’ll never unfollow on Instagram vibes she’s too cute
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard shares new photo after being released from prison: “First selfie of freedom!”
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@misspanera
Petunia
4 months
Going to get your nails done on Friday right after work
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5 months
What’s harder than this?
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Petunia
4 months
Sex and the City rewatch begins today! WITH a frontal lobe
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Petunia
7 years
cause of death:
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Petunia
9 months
“You must be dumb as fuck to spend $40 dollars on sushi and a matcha latte for yourself” Me:
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@misspanera
Petunia
26 days
Just got into work and chatgpt is down
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@misspanera
Petunia
6 years
me trying to burn calories in my room at 2 am after a day of eating like shit
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@misspanera
Petunia
3 years
Was just informed “No Money for Nordstrom’s” front-woman died I’m shaking
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@misspanera
Petunia
9 months
SHE WAS THE BADDEST HE WAS THE REALEST
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ethan
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you’re forgetting someone..
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@misspanera
Petunia
2 years
SHE WAS REAL FOR THIS
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@misspanera
Petunia
3 years
I know that’s right…….
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@misspanera
Petunia
6 years
how I fake laugh in the backseat of the uber when the middle aged driver tries flirting with me and I don’t wanna get killed:
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@misspanera
Petunia
9 months
Time to find NYE outfit
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@misspanera
Petunia
7 years
adriana for harper's bazaar spain ... yes she is THAT bitch ... b i c t h in that order
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@misspanera
Petunia
29 days
Get married to an old geezer at 26 who cheats on you with a low vibrational woman who sleeps in your bed and opens your fridge like she owns your apartment…I would’ve fled the country if this were me I fear
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in a world full of carrie's, always be natasha 💌
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@misspanera
Petunia
7 years
"darren criss engaged to longtime girlfriend"
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@misspanera
Petunia
8 months
She’s real…
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@misspanera
Petunia
3 years
No like I’m sorry but am I the only one who thinks the Sydney Sweeney soft core porn is just weird and exploitative?????????? Sam Levinson living out his fantasies or what???? It’s unnecessary
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@misspanera
Petunia
8 years
the VSFS is tonight! this year will be the longest running angel's 16th show. a true queen.
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@misspanera
Petunia
6 years
this will feed cherry emoji megan fox avi twitter for weeks rihanna is so generous
@Complex
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6 years
Rihanna allegedly split with her wealthy boyfriend because she, "Gets tired of men."
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Petunia
3 years
When I make a joke involving my mental health and someone tries to have a deep conversation about it. Girl? Just laugh 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
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@misspanera
Petunia
8 years
PERFECTION.
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@misspanera
Petunia
6 years
I’ve been sucking in my stomach since the fifth grade so hard that that’s literally my natural stance now LMFAOOOOOO who knows this one?
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@misspanera
Petunia
3 years
Everyone had enough time to practice the Itty Bitty Piggy rap by now so I expect every syllable and laugh to be HIT. No games!!!!!!!
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@misspanera
Petunia
8 years
the lights on her dress change colors depending on reactions from twitter. literally so innovative.
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9 years
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@misspanera
Petunia
7 years
this girl just told me she doesn't hang out with "females" because they're too much drama
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@misspanera
Petunia
9 years
before and after listening to #PillowTalk
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@misspanera
Petunia
7 years
thai food and boba calories don’t count because you see the calories have to travel all the way from thailand to reach your body and the flights are like really expensive so they just stay home it’s called geography I think
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@misspanera
Petunia
6 years
imagine having a healthy relationship with your dad that includes more than just him giving you money and 2 word conversations omg 𝑰’𝒎 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅
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@misspanera
Petunia
4 years
We DO✅ care about what song you’re listening to and posted to your story. We DO NOT🚫 care about your newborn baby.
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@misspanera
Petunia
7 years
me after discovering weheartit in the seventh grade
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@misspanera
Petunia
3 years
Me and my bf lay like this at Barnes and Noble to read Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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Me getting overwhelmed in the Aritzia dressing room
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Petunia
4 years
Me trying to make a random baby smile in the Trader Joes’ line
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@misspanera
Petunia
6 years
girl or gay: *compliments me* me: OMIIIIIIFREAKINGGOSH 🌈💘💓💖 YOU’RE CUTER!!!! I LOVE YOU<3 besties? straight boy: *compliments me* me:
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@misspanera
Petunia
8 years
me when I go to a sports game just to watch the hot players
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9 years
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Petunia
6 years
me: my brain: this is how kourtney kardashian eats a kit kat
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Petunia
4 years
The thought of a baby invading my body and ruining my waist line and then becoming a third wheel to me and my man for the rest of our lives just does not sit right with me or my soul
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@misspanera
Petunia
3 years
Tumblr convincing me she was the beauty standard was a war crime
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@misspanera
Petunia
7 years
I have to rewatch this everyday to stay sane
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@misspanera
Petunia
7 years
I think biology has been lying to us. there are two genders: barbie or bratz.
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@misspanera
Petunia
9 years
@1DUSAUpdate : Zayn lost everything. He lost us.” http://t.co/ZUCMu3e4AI
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Petunia
7 years
the reason why my head is so big is because I only played with bratz as a child and my body decided to adapt to fit in with my surroundings ... it’s called evolution I think
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6 years
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Petunia
6 years
the world loved flat asses in the 2000s ........ take me back god please
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Petunia
7 years
imagine being american and not living in LA or NYC ........ like who do you talk to? cows? chickens? the only farm animals you see in LA shop at charlotte russe
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Petunia
6 years
me when I feel fat for a week and then suddenly some self confidence arrives:
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6 years
god making my flat ass and tits:
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7 years
miley and mandy vs selena and demi was the closest our generation has come to a civil war
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Petunia
4 years
I can’t relate to that Drivers License song for a few reasons like first off I’m grown second off I don’t have a license and third a blonde girl could never make me insecure
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3 years
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7 years
that blonde, skinny, rich, and a little bit of a bitch donatella delivered
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Petunia
6 years
when my mom tried to exchange a purse at nordstrom after she used it for a week and she was like “I’ve never used it” and the gay at the register said “ma’am there are PILLS in here” that was a classic that was a classic
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Petunia
7 years
kaia's dark magic is working ... and we're happy
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Petunia
3 years
Kourtney sucking away Addison Rae’s youth like the dolls in Hocus Pocus 😭
@khloekardashian
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3 years
Sister gang 💙
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7 years
omg just realized catholic priests have the fucking tea ok ALL those confessions ...
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Petunia
6 years
omg I can’t stand those friends that put you down as a “joke” like girl what the f*ck are we in middle school ... call me cute or get out of my face the underlying insecurity is jumping out
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6 years
this is what I tweet from
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3 years
I’m like “No one is following the met gala theme 🙄” and then dress like a whore to go to Whole Foods
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Petunia
4 years
When the market stocks up>>>>>>>>>>> Or whatever I have no idea because I’m gorgeous
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Petunia
4 years
Euphoria is taking their sweet time to release season 2 as if their viewers have the capacity to remember plots and storylines . Like all I know is Maddy Perez is sexy 🙄 That’s my only memory .
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6 years
my cute eyebrow defending my uneven eyebrow
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Petunia
7 years
former tumblr hunties make some noise I wanna feel your presence tonight I know you understand these photos I know you get it ...
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9 years
yes. naomi campbell walking to a dentist's appointment.
@Maybelline
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Have you seriously seen a better walk than this? #VSFashionShow
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Petunia
10 years
@IGGYAZALEA : Hey guys, hope your all doing well. I'm busy working on my new music...” http://t.co/HeYRWaQ4gz
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Petunia
7 years
lais and jourdan with their sons for vogue italia
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Petunia
6 years
there’s seriously people who still believe that if you like stereotypically “feminine” things and pop culture that you’re not as intelligent as them like no betch I’m smart and I still say “that’s hot” in a pink crop top get over yourself
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7 years
she's such a cute mommy
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6 years
no joke no bullshit this is the mother of the year
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7 years
alright kylie jenner, nicola peltz, and lily rose depp listen up I have a challenge for you ... it's called the get arrested so I can wear your mugshot on a shirt challenge
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Petunia
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me in 15 years: hi yes this is miss panera, who’s calling? oh the elementary school yeah what’s up? ... well of course boba barbie and gianni panera are absent they have pilates and weight watchers today ... truancy? no thank you I’m not religious
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Petunia
7 years
a fucking face
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Petunia
3 years
The grip she held tightly around my tween neck during this era.
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Petunia
9 months
Yup Saltburn is officially my new movie hyper fixation (sorry Hunger Games)…It’s American Psycho for sexy people kinda
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Petunia
7 years
when it was socially and morally acceptable to wear uggs and multicolored juicy couture sweatsuits we were like really close to world peace I think
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Petunia
6 years
my goal weight is enough so that the automatic doors like the ones at the mall don’t open for me and I have to wait for someone heavier to come and trigger the sensor <3
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Petunia
7 years
sarah fucking synder continues to amaze and impress me
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7 years
43-year-old Leo is hanging out with 22-year-old model Sarah Snyder
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4 years
I HATE DBDBXNC
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4 years
The “❤️” sent me
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Petunia
8 years
I'M CRYING BITCH. MY MOMMY IS SUCH A LEGEND.
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Petunia
6 years
girl call the police my wrist is too skinny for the handcuffs anyways I’ll get away ...
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Petunia
5 years
how is trump’s huge ass gonna fit in a peach wtf🤨🤨🤨🤨
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Petunia
8 months
Brewed my vanilla latte 5 minutes ago and now I hear 2 people at the coffee machine saying it doesn’t work anymore
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Petunia
7 years
fuck! this former hillbilly turned crackhead turned reformed hillbilly blows my mind
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7 years
me: hi hf twitter:
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Petunia
6 years
that neck yessssssss miss ariana #tinybrunettegetsRAMMED
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Petunia
7 years
school: important book costs $125 me: this is so sick and twisted bloomingdales: miu miu sunglasses cost $425 me: that’s a deal
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Petunia
4 years
The way she predicted 2020
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Petunia
7 years
it's 2018 and people still act like nancy motherfucking drew when they bring up bella hadid's nose job like no shit sarah dr. raj kanodia doesn't have 350k followers for nothing
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Petunia
6 years
can’t wait for kylie’s oscar nomination
@KrisJenner
Kris Jenner
6 years
Make sure you guys go see Oceans 8 this weekend!! Kim, Kylie and Kendall are all in the movie!! @oceans8movie #Oceans8
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4 years
Me when I decide to make eating a daily thing
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