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54, mum, nanny, autistic, adhd, love music, photography, cats, nature, 80's bird, kindness, pina coladas & David Harbour ... ❤️
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Gratuitous ' feel like 💩 about myself, my figure, how I dress ' been called ' mutton ' again as I'm almost 54 & shouldn't wear ripped jeans or cold shoulder tops ... aka the ' polyester ' brigade, yes I'm a size 14 & old but just no, be kind or be quiet 😕
#BeKindAlways
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So this is 54.
Thank you for all my messages, birthday wishes, comments & kind thoughts.
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#BirthdayCelebration
#birthdaygirl
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I'm autistic, I pick snails up off the pavement to save them, I would literally and physically put myself in harms way to help someone else, and have done, many times, so off in the direction of fuck. Please.
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#OnlyWomenHaveCervixes
This literally made me cry.
I had a radical hysterectomy & had my cervix removed plus reconstructive surgery, so since January 20th 2016, what am I ? No one told me this meant I was no longer a woman. Body parts alone don't equal gender.
#iamawoman
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It's my ' balloon 🎈 ' day ... bittersweet, but ' woo hoo ' I made it to Level 54 ! Blimey ! I don't feel it ( or hopefully look it 👌😘😇🤣 ) ... at 14.20pm I celebrate being here ... I was twins, my mum lost my twin & I was born weighing 4lbs ( in 1970 was scary )
#birthday
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What a week ... now in A & E with eldest son, blue lighted in at 2am, finally asleep after enough medications to fell a buffalo, being a single parent is tough, especially at times like this, just venting, absolutely exhausted and worried, doesn't matter how old they are ... x
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Here's an idea.
Let 115 homeless people live in it.
Dominic Raab and Liz Truss agree to share 115-room mansion
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All I want is to be taken out on a date - I'm low maintenance - nice pub, countryside or coast, good company, conversation, flirting tactile, decent wine, ' nice top & jeans ' type evening, maybe some tapas, with the possibility of a second date, is that too much ?
#dating
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@Reeves194
Back in the day when my ex husband and I had a conservatory built, it was drinks all day, biscuits, cake etc and cooked lunch ( bacon and egg sandwiches etc ) ... they did long hours in the cold, treat others the way you want to be treated etc ... x
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My favourite modern day male poet ...
@MichaelFaudet
... this is so concise, so succinct, so full of emotion ... and so very apt ... thank you for always putting into words the feelings and thoughts that I cannot express ... xx
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#Thread
Am just completely overwhelmed with all the ' likes ' and comments on my post. I'm used to a dozen likes at most and I've been on here many years ! I started replying to everyone but when it took off I couldn't keep up so thank you to everyone who liked and commented 1/
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This is the face of a child for hasn't seen proper snow in 3 years, as soon as is started he was dressed and out, his excitement is palpable !
#snow
#Snowing
#sundayvibes
#motherhood
#son
#Hampshire
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@mummacat10
It's disgusting. In comparison, my daughter's partner is a plumber, he cleared £450 in one day this week, not saving lives or caring for the injured, scared and vulnerable, it's wrong ... not what he earns but the disparity ... x
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If anyone wonders what ' completely broken, devastated & at the end of their tether ' looks like, it isn't the stereotypical vision, it's this. You could be standing next to someone whose life is crumbling like a house of cards and you would never know, so, be kind, always 💛 xx
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So got back from being with my daughter and granddaughter all day, and straight into being the teenager's mum. Feeding & hydrating him, then we're off to rugby training ( him not me ! ) And will see eldest son there too, so all 3 children & granddaughter in 1 day ❤️
#family
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You never know how much of a fierce tiger mum you are until one of your children is ill, hurt, scared, in pain or all 4. Holding his hands for the lumbar puncture was just ... he was so incredibly brave, took 4 clinicians half an hour, my poor boy ... xx
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Shamelessly looking for validation, having a tough time, especially mentally, took these at the weekend and actually felt quite OK about myself - I have put on over 2 stone in the past 2 years and feel awful about my body and how I look - I'm almost 54 & hate it ! Xx
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I took this yesterday, what kind of butterfly is this please, I thought it might be a Red Admiral but I am not sure ...
#NaturePhotography
#butterfly
#naturelover
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#WorldSuicidePreventionDay
I tried to unalive myself 4 times. The last, almost fatal time, was 16th August 2009, medically induced coma, the hospital called people to say goodbye to me ... 15 years on I have this one who was born 11 months later. Things change. Have hope ... xx
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My latest charity shop bargains ... an M & S Per Una top & an M & S black petite blazer ... both cost £1 each !
So chuffed !
#charityshopfinds
#marksandspencer
#Bargain
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#DUND
#dund
#DressUPnotdown
#humpday
#thisis50
In comparison, no I'm not dressed up, BUT, getting showered, using self care, getting out of my pyjamas, into jeans & slouch top, for me, is dressed up .. the ' make up & posh frock / equivalent ' can wait awhile .. this will do ❤
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Thank you everyone, have been in hospital since 2am, they suspect viral meningitis, he's very poorly, about to have a lumbar puncture, thank you for the support, really means a lot, it's worrying no matter how old your children are ( he's a strapping 24 year old police officer )x
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@TerriGerstein
Where's my beret ? I didn't get mine, I'm 52, quite fancy the bird in my hair though, only have to wait another 3 years 🥳
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I love this boy more than words could adequately explain, seeing him in so much pain & discomfort is heartbreaking, he deals with so much & is still loving & selfless & the kindest person I've ever known .....
#unconditionallove
#myworld
#son
#getbettersoon
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So I'm now a Nanny ... gulp ! My daughter had her beautiful daughter on Mother's Day, here's Lila Louise ...
#family
#daughter
#granddaughter
#love
... xx
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Friday in brief, always in the jeans ( feel hideous in shorts ), daisies, dandelion clocks - make a wish - ... saw my Dad 😍, did some charity shop shopping, about to cook up a storm & crack open the vino plonko, sorry guys, nothing titillating ...
#middleaged
#FridayFeeling
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I don't look autistic but I am ... what does autistic look like anyway ?
#AutismAcceptance
#autistic
#AutismAcceptanceMonth
#BeKind
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#DUND
#Wednesdayvibe
#Wednesday
It's 27° & I'm a week shy off my 51st birthday so
#DressUPnotdown
is brought to you by heat rash, no sleep & hormones, gosh am such a catch ! Am feeling every one of my 50 years, have put on a lot of weight & am feeling sorry for myself ♥️
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I had to go into A & E yesterday & my new boyfriend, who had plans, rearranged his whole day to take me in, waited in the vicinity, picked me up, got my script, drove me home & then looked after me, I'm not used to this, he's just incredible ...
#boyfriend
#New
#lucky
#love
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When you walk in the kitchen to this ... ginger ninja in the sink ... I DO NOT HAVE A CAT, I REPEAT, I DO NOT HAVE A CAT ....
#CatsOfTwitter
#CatsOnTwitter
#cats
#notmycat
#whoareyou
#surprise
❤️
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This is the reality. YOU voted for Brexit and WE ALL suffer the consequences. Be careful what you wish for because this is what happens. You can spin it how you want but it's an absolute f**king disaster ...
#remain
#BrexitReality
#BrexitChaos
#European
This is the end of the argument.
Ironically, it is the absurd GB News having to endure this masterclass in simply articulated, balanced, fact-based, expertise.
If you believe any other version of events, good luck tying your shoelaces this morning.
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#Throwback
to May 2010, 6 months, almost 7 months pregnant with Joshua, resorted to selfies as my ex husband wouldn't take pictures as he didn't want the baby. Just love this photo. Yes I was huge, put on 4 stone having him, was worth every second, he's my miracle baby
#family
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Do you look older or younger than your age ? Almost 54.
Do you look older or younger than your age.
I’m 53. You tell me
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Love love LOVE sunnies weather, they hide a multitude of sins, and I feel better having a ' mask ' from the world ( typical ADHD, ASD ) ... so ( always resting bitch face )
#ThursdayMotivations
#oldbird
#adhd
#asd
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Gratuitous selfie as I start chapter 52 ... single mum, skint AF ( in my poundland glasses 😉 ) with more issues than Vogue, but I have my boys with me, incredible friends, have my driving licence back & am ready for this next year ...
#chapter52
#birthdayvibes
#oldbird
#sendwine
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I apologise if I didn't think it through thoroughly & thank you for the supportive comments. Xx
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Autism awareness month. We are mums, grandparents, lovers, we love and feel and live like every else but we have to navigate the world which isn't built for our needs. So, if you've met one autistic person, that's it, you have met one, we are all unique ..
#AutismAwarenessMonth
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Just sharing. I had a horrid 20 year marriage with a narcissist who abducted our youngest son & almost drove me to suicide. I swore never again. 5 years on from the divorce, I'm in love, ecstatically happy & would honestly marry him tomorrow ...
#love
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He is so amazing, why doesn't his Dad bother with him ( or our other 2 gorgeous children ) ? As soon as he met his - now 3rd - wife, he slowly disappeared, breaks my heart on a daily basis. I'll delete later but I will never understand ... I'm the lucky one ..
#singlemom
#love
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#dund
#DUND
#HumpDay
#HumpDaaaaaayyyy
Not officially dressed up, but, am in an office & it's very hot. This time last year I could barely get out of bed ! My best friend is letting me volunteer a little at her garage, so massive strides for me, I have THE best friends ❤❤❤
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Proud mum moment ...
Joshua, aged 12 ...
" Mum, there's a BBC Kate Bush special on, will you watch it with me please ? "
Mic drop ... I think my work here is done ...
#KateBush
#runningupthathill
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#myworkhereisdone
#singlemom
#proud
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#Tuesday
... my Cruella Deville streak is emerging ( need a new box of dye, haven't been able to afford to go to a hairdresser's in years ), eyebrows need professional help, would like to get my nails done, just some pampering, just venting & feeling sorry for myself ... x
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@Classicbritcom
My Dad ... Sound Supervisor at Thames, did hundreds of programmes, an eclectic mix from Rumpole, Rainbow, The Bill, Sweeney, Minder, The Avengers, Man about the house, was there until 1990 ... x
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The look of love ... missed him SO much and (a) we were only away 3 days and (b) he isn't my cat ... he arrived the minute we returned home ... maybe 3 days is an infinite amount of time for a cat .. he's certainly been very chatty & attentive ..
#notmycat
#CatsOfTwitter
#family
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Aren't they beautiful ? Daughter & granddaughter ... seeing them tomorrow, can't wait for more cuddles - with both of them - 💕
#daughter
#granddaughter
#love
#family
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In simpler times, when James was 4 and I could comfort him to sleep in my arms.
Unfortunately he has deteriorated again today, back on IV fluids, morphine & tramadol etc, horrid for him & a worry all round.
Thanks for everyone's messages and comments, this can be lonely.
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#Goodwood
#breakfastclub
#CarsOfTwitter
#Car
Went to the first breakfast club of the year at Goodwood today, was busy, huge, interesting and an ' anti ' yesterday ... xx
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#Grease
Every time, every single time, without fail, when she sings " But now, there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside ... " memories pour out my eyes.
Joshua's watching the film in disbelief & wondering why his 52 year old mum is crying at a lame film 🤣
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Is it okay to get absolutely trollied on a Saturday afternoon ? **
** asking for a friend ** xx
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#DontLookYourAgeChallenge
51 in July, though angles, good lighting, good at selfish... the camera does lie ... xx
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So in amongst the shit show of a week ( yes I'll lose 1000 followers but idgaf ) I've had social services over, broken up with my boyfriend, turned 54, have a poorly Dad, poorly children and grandchild and feel like 💩 but I had Interflora today so a little beauty ...
#flowers
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#DUND
#DressUPnotdown
#dund
#Wednesday
Didn't dress up today so here's one I made earlier ... from summer, when I bothered with straighteners and two eyebrows instead of one 😉😇🤣
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#LockdownThirstday
50 this month. Single mum. Undiagnosed ASD/IADHD .. anxiety & depression .. fight every single day .. might delete in a few .. x
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Thanks for all the messages, comments, support & love. I got home late last night, James is in AAU, getting better slowly, still on morphine etc, it's a long road yet ... xx
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Seeing 2021 in with my one & only, been a single mum since December 2017, have been broken, beaten, almost completely defeated, but, we will prevail, we have to ... thanks for all the love & support this year, I'm slightly inebriated so forgive the tipsy post ... xx
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@Schnumn
Happy birthday ! My ten year old son just sketched this for you, hope you're having a lovely day 😘 Love Victoria and Joshua xx
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A bit late but this was my new year's, Joshua & Cookie cat, was quiet, films, food & bed before 11pm, love my son but maybe 2022 needs to be different, I need a life too, don't wish to be a lone wolf anymore, changes need to happen ...
#HAPPYNEWYEAR2022
#Saturday
#family
#change
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Throwback
#DUND
#DressUPnotdown
as am extremely low today and under a blanket in pyjamas on the sofa, home schooling mini me, he's fine & dandy, fed & watered, just me ' woman down ' today ..
#loneliness
#motherhood
#sad
#dayslikethese
#Isolation
#tomorrowwillbebetter
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I'm really worried, Cookie cat hasn't been seen since Friday, he comes to mine every day, at least a half dozen times, I'm distraught, just hoping he's on an adventure or shut in somewhere .... this was him on Thursday ... come back Cookie we love you ❤️
#CatsOfTwitter
#notmycat
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@TheofficialDund
#DUND
#DressUPnotdown
I'm dressed in clean clothes, my hoody matches the writing on my leggings, I'm spotty, 2 stone heavier, my roots are bad, but, I'm 50, a single mum, we both have MH issues & are autistic, home schooling, juggling life, it's hard.
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Port Solent last night ... and the obligatory toilet shot ... it was a beautiful evening ...
#Portsmouth
#Hampshire
#TuesdayNight
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54 end of this month ... eeeeeek ... xx
how many ppl on here are over the age of 30?
I'll be 36 in January!
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Yesterday afternoon in a nutshell ... chronic pain, refillable fizzy, lunch with my best mate ... 3 hours of girly chat, putting the world to rights, pub grub, cheap as chips ( figuratively and literally ! ) and pub garden, lovely afternoon ...
#thursdayvibes
#Thursday
#friends
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So, as if life isn't hard enough, with all the stress, I managed to collapse unconscious on Monday & get blue lighted into hospital. Thanks to the ambulance crew, paramedics, ED staff, consultant, nurses etc, I was looked after with the utmost care, thank you
@FrimleyHealth
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Just because I NEVER do dressed up ... my friends wedding vow renewal, frock 'n all ... but biker jacket because, well that's more me ... shameless selfie post ... and when I'm feeling 52 & my age ...
#SaturdayMood
#weddinganniversary
#chapter52
#frock
#ShamelessSelfPromo
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I would like to go back to a Saturday afternoon in the 70's when there were the old fashioned school and church fetes. Sack race, egg & spoon race, winning an egg, sausage & slice of bacon from picking the whole egg in the sand box, buying bric a brac & glorious sunshine ... xx
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I have lived in scruffs, no make up, not looked after myself for 4 years, post divorce from a narcissist, put on weight, zero confidence ensued & now I'm finding myself again, bought some girl clothes, and yes I'm 53 next month but I'm not ready for polyester slacks just yet ..
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Yesterday I spent most of the day crying. Things are utterly crap to be blunt. So, I spelt out a little of my feelings at dinner time. They would have been worse if I had had the letters N & T too ... honestly, I would give up if I could but I'm a single mum so no choice ..
#FML
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Look what I did this afternoon ... oh my goodness, it's been a fortnight and gosh, I missed them both. Chantelle was having a hair cut so I had a LOT of cuddles with this one, 4 hours in fact ... and she SMILED at me 🥰 ... she's 6 weeks already ... love her ❤️
#granddaughter
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I feel like poo, I'm off to the minor injuries clinic as my butterfly earring back has embedded itself firmly inside my ear lobe. I fear it will mean a procedure. Am ☹️ ... however, in better news, this one is now our permanent visitor as his mum moved today ...
#Friday
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@TheofficialDund
#dund
#DressUPnotdown
... was up with anxiety & panic attacks all night so leggings & my favourite NYPD hoodie today ( as usual ) ... however, I did put my pearl earrings in & tackled my eyebrows ... believe me this is progress .. xx
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Gosh, now versus exactly 6 years ago ....I was 47, going through a horrendous divorce ( DV, ex kidnapped Joshua ) ... went down to 8 stone in 4 months ... now am 53, 3 stone heavier ( stress, meds, epilepsy etc ) but am determined to get fitter & stronger ...
#ThrowbackThursday
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