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@minolA9000

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rip funny era

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@minolA9000
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11 months
Confidently sitting at Bank al habib asking for my bank statements convincing their person that im a regular customer, only to find out I'm supposed to be @ HBL. Al habib and hbl are not the same?? I thought hbl by some logic is short for Al habib??
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@minolA9000
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2 years
overheard @ lums 'meine America jake Starbucks peena hai, this khoka coffee isn't nice enough'
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@minolA9000
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2 years
Hey (with the intention of swapping my courses with you)
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@minolA9000
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@mishhapps
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I miss my friend minal who is in nanga parbat and might be ☠️
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@minolA9000
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11 months
@ahmad_minaam so why didn't the 'men' (derogatory) come up with more creative names??
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@minolA9000
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10 months
CRyinggggg frr
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@minolA9000
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1 year
people in lums r soooo petty wtffff
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@minolA9000
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7 months
lib lawn weather but no lib lawn :(
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@minolA9000
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2 years
just want to decay in lib lawn
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@minolA9000
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1 year
sooo fucked because i accidentally believed in myself
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@minolA9000
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1 year
So glad I'm President thx for the votes and the luv
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@minolA9000
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1 year
if climate change is bad, then y weather so good?
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@minolA9000
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2 years
perpetually anxious on the road ever since a car full of dudes decided to follow my car home
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@minolA9000
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2 years
It all went downhill after they destroyed liblawn
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@minolA9000
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1 year
I don't associate with the way I've parked my car today
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@minolA9000
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1 year
baradari looks like it's going through a mid-life crisis
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@minolA9000
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1 year
why is everything getting a standing ovation at Cannes? calm down people cinema hasn't peaked since shrek 2
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@minolA9000
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1 year
Listen, if this means even less parking space on campus, I will lit throw hands because that's all I can do and one day someone will post my car on ldf for bad parking and that's when my real downfall starts because rn it's just normal downfall. Andwhen that happens-
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@minolA9000
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1 year
upd8 on hot girl summer: somehow car keys fell in the gutter today
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@minolA9000
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1 year
I wish I had a caucasian nose like idc colonialism wins this one. Sorry, Edward Said and parents :(
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@minolA9000
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1 year
where is midsummer chaos season 2???
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@minolA9000
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2 years
do not disturb: currently at war with facebook aunties over joyland #ReleaseJoyland
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@minolA9000
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1 year
finally returned to my culturally insensitive area
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@minolA9000
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2 years
Hi (with the intention of ghosting u when u show the slightest interest in me)
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@minolA9000
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2 years
get high on academics, not drugs
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@minolA9000
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1 year
can't wait to get my taekwondo belt tom. I've been waiting for this my entire life.meri selection hogae hai.yay
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@minolA9000
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1 year
npc in my own life
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@minolA9000
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1 year
"my first ever date was in daar ul sukoon"-
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@minolA9000
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1 year
for more jahannum insights visit lahor3
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@minolA9000
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2 years
today im sad because my uber uncle gave me a 4/5 rating
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@minolA9000
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1 year
starting a petition to ban children and men from coffee shops (this is not an anti-man post, my great grandparent was in the army so u know I appreciate men and their effort for our country)
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@minolA9000
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I think women are doing so much better after escaping the skinny jeans hell hole. Skinny has a lot to make up for a) earthquakes in pakistan, b) holding our legs hostage in lhr heat Conclusion: the only valid jean to this day remains: Billie
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@minolA9000
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2 years
junior year is basically just soph year bonus episode(s)
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@minolA9000
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1 year
i wish i was at least a little delulu about life
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@minolA9000
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1 year
dancing makes me v happy
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@minolA9000
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2 years
yk winters are rlly here when there are communal bonfires in every city <3
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@minolA9000
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9 months
found in drafts but frfr
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@ayaankhawn
ayaan
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in my darkest hour i reached for a hand and found a paw
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@minolA9000
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1 year
on account of 'going through it (again)', I would like to disassociate from all academic deadlines
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@minolA9000
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2 years
why are ppl sitting next to me in ist talking about their trust issues
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@minolA9000
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2 years
yesterday basar asked me to score 30 packs of Greek yoghurt for him. whack gym bro behaviour imo
@invis4yo
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the gym is the easy part but the eating?! good lord
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@minolA9000
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1 year
why the time moving like turtle on eid
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@minolA9000
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1 year
lost in the thrill of it all
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@minolA9000
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2 years
fucking hate h block fuck this
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@minolA9000
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11 months
in the grander scheme of things, nothing really matters
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@minolA9000
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2 years
confrontational people are the worst of humanity
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@minolA9000
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2 years
honestly, i understand
@ajeebakwaas
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i just wanna know what ali sethi song would make u wanna do this 😭😭😭
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@minolA9000
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1 year
me and who??
@bonkichonky
bonky.chonky
1 year
Jahangir tareen has been Hapnotized, Magnatised, Massmarised
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@minolA9000
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2 years
muje nazla hora hai aur mere dosto ko pyar
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@minolA9000
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1 year
both the fits r mids at best and give diaspora desi core in a tacky-duppata gali -hussain rehar dupe- kinda way
@Tea_witdre
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Let’s be clear! She doesn’t miss
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@minolA9000
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2 years
i wish i was a nerd
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@minolA9000
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1 year
Why are you all hoarding courses??? What if I'm to be the b3st policy maker of our future?? ig we'll never knoww 🤪😗🙄😪🤮💔💔💔🫦🤷🤷🤷🧑‍🚒🧚
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@minolA9000
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1 year
you know what it never was?? that serious...
@heaven_rayy
Alina🇵🇸
1 year
Imagine that your future husband was someone's fake groom who did all that for someone else. Would reject such a person straight away. Useless, cringe and immature bullshit with no moral, cultural and ethical values.
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@minolA9000
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1 year
if so much work, then why last minute?? /100 marks
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@minolA9000
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2 years
a thread of things that can potentially give me serotonin hehe
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@minolA9000
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7 months
my friends need to stop android shaming me
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@minolA9000
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2 years
friend shifted her wedding destination from turkey to ghotki
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@minolA9000
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2 years
there's no monkey bar on campus
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@minolA9000
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1 year
off scene bro
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@minolA9000
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9 months
@shitpostafa how to delete someone else's tweet
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@minolA9000
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1 year
knew him as Mc Lovin's friend, and now i know him as a disappointment
@zachsilberberg
zach silberberg
1 year
i hate being online. two days ago i didnt have an opinion about jonah hill but now i do. i dont need that in my life. i have enough going on
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@minolA9000
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need electroconvulsive therapy to feel sth idk
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1 year
want 2 leave lahore
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@minolA9000
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1 year
no one understands me when I say I'm on the brink of complete crazy. My mom thinks it's iron deficiency
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@minolA9000
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2 years
touched grass. still depressed. europe jana paray ga ab
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@minolA9000
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1 year
all homies this sem:
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How’s everyone doing? #succession
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@minolA9000
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1 year
man, only cold calls me when my brain has the least brainy thoughts
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@minolA9000
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1 year
theyt should make our banking system gen-z friendly
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@minolA9000
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9 months
better not be a Thursday
@Sorrowscopes
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Taurus: You will not die alone. You will die surrounded by a crowd of cheering onlookers as you slowly lose consciousness.
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@minolA9000
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1 year
the real view was on the opp side, but battery died and then nothing it's all in my big fat memory. live in the moment situation
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@minolA9000
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2 years
overheard @ a lahori party: " karachi is just like florida..."
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@minolA9000
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7 months
she was a humanitarian girlie he was a profit 📈 guy
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1 year
can't believe A LAMA dreamt of pakistan
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@minolA9000
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8 months
i wish to leave lahore now 😒 😪 😕 😔 😢 😑 😒 😪 😕 😔 😢 😑 😒 😪 😕 😔 😢 😑 😒 😪 😕 😔 😢 😑
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@minolA9000
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1 year
Spending days of my youth bawling my eyes out at every this is us episode
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@minolA9000
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2 years
i think i should dye my eyebrows
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@minolA9000
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1 year
when you hurt me , this is who you hurt btw
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he has witnessed atrocities
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@minolA9000
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this 1 rlly rude grp of ppl must b humbled 🙏 🙏
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2 years
immune to embarrassment
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japan jana hai
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about to go to war
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@minolA9000
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2 years
nothing screams deen and dunya more than the fajar break at raves
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@minolA9000
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7 months
so happy old money aesthetic is dying
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@minolA9000
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2 years
Heard @ lums"For the longest time I thought North nazimabad was another city"
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@minolA9000
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10 months
Want dumpling soup so bad, but I'm beefing with foodpanda, and I made the horrible decision of staying on campus 2nite from where to get what to do
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@minolA9000
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1 year
Can the world please put a ban on child marriages (0-25yrs)
@FilmUpdates
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Millie Bobby Brown is engaged!
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@minolA9000
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9 months
Frfr koe punjab police ko sambhalay
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@minolA9000
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7 months
accusations of bullying someone anonymously so funny 2 me like nothing has ever been THAT serious fr
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@minolA9000
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1 year
Give my girl Debbie due credit for giving us a valuable lesson on the law(s) of manifestation.
16 wishes with debby ryan is a classic.
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@minolA9000
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me when i didn't get enough votes for class rep in grade 2
@barz404
IQBAL IBN AZAD AL-BENGALI
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@minolA9000
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@certifiedlvrgrI door se he achay lagte hain isliye
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@minolA9000
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1 year
so proud of misha
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1 year
the only regression model I know of is me
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@minolA9000
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2 years
First of all a huge fuck u to this enrollment system
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2 years
cats are like memon aunties bro
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@minolA9000
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never met a neurotypical
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ah, yes, the two genders : pasta and m3at
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@minolA9000
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11 months
why am I in sdsb dr studying for a quiz when I rlly should be here with my fellow deers
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@minolA9000
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1 year
No1 told me it's eid tomorrow
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@minolA9000
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phir mulakat hogi kabhi
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Tim Hortons giving kfc vines
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