Ok so uhhhh Cause my main discord got hacked we made a new server! Thought I'd use this opportunity to say if u want in, dm me!

BTW my birthday's in 2 weeks :3

Had sex: ✅ Faked ID: ❌ Had a gf/bf: ✅ Gotten high: ❌ Had alcohol: ✅ Failed a class: ❌ Gone to a club: ❌ Smoked/vaped: I'm asthmatic Kissed someone: ✅ Gotten Detention: ❌ Kicked from class: ✅ Cheated on a test: ❌ Snuck out the house: ❌

Opening ur locker on valentine's to see it stuffed full of filled pink diapers, each with a heart on them <3

on another note, moo!

I don't know why DJ Spit from smiling friends is fighting Nazis on here but I'm glad he is

I was turning a girl into my padded baby, replacing university level smarts with diapers and my little pony

I remember talking to a person, then looking over to see the little one grunting as they mess themselves, we both remark that they're a little stinker, and that we tried potty training, but the little one filled every pear of underwear. It seems in that world littles were common.

Why did I have a dream abt being a mommy last night? Is the universe saying something?

I think it'd be nice if someone had a crush on me

Flavours like Citrus and Peanut work so much better in savoury contexts. From spicy peanut sauces to a warming lemony leek winter stew, they're wasted in sweet dishes.

@SextremeTheHex As they should be!

RT @SextremeTheHex: I wish pooping worked like erections. You start to frazzle a cute femboy and he starts crowning out the back of his pan…

So I'm fairly certain a minor tried to message me, and just a word of advice to any minors out there who think they're slick. I can't stop you from looking at my account, but as soon as you interact with me I will block you. Interacting is how you attract predators.

RT @strawbery_slvt: literally me

Also that my primary school got mad at 7-11 year olds for being kids

Does anyone else autistically think of new battle systems for jrpgs or just me?