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If I was a centre back that played under kompany, I'd test his jaw in the dressing room.
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This raya game was very needed I was seeing his name in conversations he didn't belong to.
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Ronaldo playing for united right before he hit his peak and wayyy past his peak is honestly so hilarious.
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Nigga named ugochukwu starting for France wth. They didn't even colonize us.
๐ฅ Le ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐ฑ๐ฒฬ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ des Espoirs alignรฉ par ๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ฟ๐ pour affronter le Danemark ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฅ. ๐ช๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ถฬ๐ฟ๐ฒ-๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ portera le brassard de ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ ยฉ๏ธ. ๐บ Coup dโenvoi ร 18h30 sur @lachainelequipe !
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Messi posted a picture with his kids and you called them your family.
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Shaw with the possibility of getting benched is the best fullback my eyes have seen.
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Luiz Diaz the first winger I've seen not cause Dalot any problems whatsoever, do you know how funny that is.
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Christofascist is a bit extreme she's just a 30 year old nigerian.
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Neymar stans talk about him like he still isn't an active footballer.
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Kn1fe crime and asake concerts don't move the needle.
When will they make a GTA set in London? GTA VII : Soho ๐ค.
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Madrid fans pretending to hate Mbappe being on their team might be the corniest thing any fanbase has ever done.
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He's a shit footballer who beats women. What's there to like.
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People are on my TL asking Manchester United for a favour tomorrow. Please go home to your families.
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Casemiro could have left this place with 4 yellow cards today, I dont know how he does it but alhamdulillah, he's done miracles on me.
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"Possession wingers", you guys are such fucking morons what the hell does that even mean.
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Hey M0wal0la why are u best friends with a 33 time alleged rapist". M0wal0la : "aren't you broke". Totally normal behaviour guys.
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@Ic3Evaa The worst run club itw in the middle of a financial crisis and your academy helps you completely rebuild your midfield.
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You guys are 30 years old tweeting stuff like "don't love somebody more than they love you".
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Victor Osimhen and Victor Boniface both led their teams to league titles, as far as I'm concerned Saka isn't a top three Nigerian attacker in this sport.
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In Lagos state Nigeria, a movie ticket, no snacks no nothing is 17% of the minimum wage lol. Insanity.
Iโve read countless takes on why people arenโt going to the movies anymore but none have pointed out the obvious: the theater experience has gotten absurdly expensive and people have gotten poorer.
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If a European player had 28 league goals in 25 starts wouldn't you be questioning his exclusion from the ballon d or list ?.
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@donosiozek ๐ญ๐ญ Armenia looool. There's no country in the planet without a Nigerian on it.
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To me, this is one of those records along with the halftime and academy player record that if ever broken should signify that the club has lost its soul and its very essence.
Officially no Manchester United players in the England Squad for the first time since 1976 lol.
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Ngl I read the entire thing and it sounds like he's more pissed off at Addidas than anything involving Ant lol ??. Headline makes it seem worse than it actually is.
Noah Lyles was offended when Adidas invited him to an Anthony Edwards event last year. โYou want to do what? You want to invite me to [an event for] a man who has not even been to an NBA Finals? In a sport that you donโt even care about? And youโre giving him a shoe?โ ๐ฌ. (Via
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Guys were telling us we were overrating mainoo cus we only saw him in preseason. Sometimes ball don't lie, you might only need 1 game to tell if a player is good or not .
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People believe the nation state of Algeria sent a transwoman to represent them lmaooo.
misinformation on this app is so rife idiots will believe anything. Elon has broken this place.
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Ten Hag will finish top 4 next season after spending 600m and united fans will pretend the guy isn't a useless sack of shit.
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๐ฃ๏ธ โ De Gea:. โAnd if the pressing is not good enough, you can have problems at the back. But for the goalkeeper, you need to be off your line, looking out for any potential pass in behind to be able to help your defence.โ #mufc #mujournal . [@UEFA].
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Women when you don't want to fuck them :
Lol try refusing dick to a drunk bitch see what happens.
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Chelsea are in so much trouble.
Either Chelsea are astronomically bad or ten Hag has finally decided to start coaching.
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Ten Hag gas the funniest thing on here btw, I've never seen any united manager get so much leeway for being terrible at their jobs.
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Go outside.
Top 5 most dominant athletes ever? Not necessarily greatest, just athletes who in their prime have been the most dominant.
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You won't find a larger conglomerate of stupid than Nigerians above the age of 30 loool. If you tell them they can't hit their kids they act like you've taken away their fundamental human rights lol.
Nigerian baby getting blood taken at work, heโs crying bare and his mum literally smacks himโฆweโre lookin around like yo heโs 11 months old. Tell me why the dad said spare the rod n spoil the child.
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She made one annoying religious tweet lol, she didn't ask for gay people to be burnt at the stake.
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That Len nigga makes good music but the average UK citizen has generic taste in music so they not gonna get it until like 2026.
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What's your letterboxd top 4 lol.
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Antony cant complete a dribble, Sancho cant win a fucking duel to save his life but I'm supposed to believe the more a team keeps a football the better they would be ??? Alright man.
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United fans are killing me man. Pretending to have any idea what is going on ( other than this being some random pictures ) + assuming all their players are idiots. Too funny.
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That zirkzee reaction wasn't fucking normal man. British alcoholics are not OK in the head.
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You guys will see ten hag do some obviously brain dead things and say it is not his fault, it is the players fault. Nigga he made the sandwich.
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Ronaldo is a vile footballer, he also obviously isn't the sole reason for united's bad football but to act like this team wasn't playing much better before him is just dishonest. We're getting slapped by teams we used to comfortably put four past.
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Whoever made that tweet saying parents are such a protected class wasn't lying lol. Statistically she's more likely to m*rder her child than the reverse happening; parricide is literally the lowest occurring type of m*rder and it probably mostly happens to parents who are abusive.
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Ebenezer will tell you that Thomas Frank is a bad manager while actively championing scrubs like lopetegui.
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Men on my TL posting amaarae links, that bisexual woman is not going to text you back.
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No analysis of player selections or football that is happening on the pitch, but instead wrote fanfics of a man he doesn't know personally. Hilarious.
โHeโs giving me Ole vibes, like someone who just won the lotteryโฆ Potter has to come with more of an authoritative figure and show heโs worth being the Chelsea manager.โ. Scalding words from @Culturecams. Do you agree or disagree?
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In love with how her eyes look like they've seen horrors beyond this realm.
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They said this was his legacy tournament only for his two teammates to outperform him and for him to be useless in every game ๐ญ.
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People watched this and thought her and Zuko should've been a thing.
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@phenomenaludo Mind you this line suppose come after "foul play red card finger in her buttocks", but rema force am make hin change am.
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VDB is out there with a bunch of kids and is still the worst midfielder on this pitch.
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Some people's club have lost 4 consecutive times to Liverpool in knockout tournaments. I won't mention names but Chelsea are very embarrassing for letting that happen.
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@dreezabz So what we should expect from them is objectivity right ?? . What is objective about pretending to not be excited that a great player is added to your team and masking it with some edgy "we have high standards" brouhaha.
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Is this a safe space.
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youre a man. u dont get to tweet shit like this.
This internet has so much influence on us. I literally donโt think DDG should be the father of this baby and I have absolutely no reason why.
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Cant overstate how important Shaw and Martinez's technical security is to this team.
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Done laughing at arsenal this is just vile and disgusting. Most embarrassing league on the planet.
4 in a row. Please fuck off.
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Twitter is the only place where football fans act like your non attackers scoring goals makes them worse players ( re: Bellingham ).
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Your dating/relationship problems arent a social justice issue, sincerely fuck you.
Misogynoir can show up as: Not being courted properly, slow to commit to you, dragging their feet to make it official, lack of respect, feeling like theyโre the prize and you should chase them etc.Itโs not just nasty tweets/ insults when they were younger. It evolves with age.
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Vinicius vs Trent 59 times I will love and I deserve.
Florentino Pรฉrez on the Super League: . "Nadal and Djokovic have played against 59 times, is this boring? Real Madrid and Liverpool have only met 9 times in 67 years. What's the point of depriving fans of these matches?" [RM].
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There's no way anybody on football Twitter has ever put on a good fit.
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Iwobi is the first person to be negatively affected by nepotism. His performances are put under a stricter lens than anybody else, his mistakes are a national event and people just ignore the fact that he's easily our best midfielder. All this because his uncle is Okocha.
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This entire beef has gotten corny and lame. And I knew you niggas were sexually attracted to drake but defending AI use like that is asinine, I'm sorry that is a sacrilege against the artform; any art form.
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We don't wanna hear you say nigga no more is hilarious I'm sorry.
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hed be an opium nigga if god didnt drop him in edo state.
Rema has always been a turn around and die / emo/ trippie red music type of artiste, before he blew up that's what he used to post on his Instagram looool . Dumebi just blew him up and he stuck to making Afrobeats.
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Emily blunt in oppenheimer
Actresses overact in Christopher Nolan movies cause they know they have like 13 mins.
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God PLEASE punish my girlfriend.
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No black influence in my life coz Iโm not walking around in Jordan 4s, donโt wear cortiez cargos, donโt have grills in my teeth and donโt speak like Dave.
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YOU GUYS WERE DOING PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL BULLSHIT TO SAY GRIEZMANN WAS BETTER. GO TO HELL MAN.
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Arsenal and Man City fans love telling people the Premier league was never good.
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You're talking about a sport where goals win games btw.
Football discourse is beyond cooked if scoring the most goals=being the best footballer.
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I don't know which is worse the white 14 year olds who pretend kanye is still good at rapping or the 30+ who lie that he's never made anything good post Watch the Throne.
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Sir Jim didn't give the staff at old Trafford their Christmas party for this nonsense btw.
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Arsenal fans hate Holding but conveniently ignore those Gabriel games vs City.
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