milkdud66
@milkdud66
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Not the best pic but it's called opening your eyes. Try it . Yeah you're way prettier. Not debatable
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My son's fav joke today:. If math is mathematical and quizzes are quizzical… what are tests?. He will not stop cracking up.
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Anyone know how long those watches from the Cavs opener are supposed to flash? I'm about to bury my kid's in the backyard.
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Serious question arose at dinner: Why are the letter grades in school A,B,C,D,F? Why did they skip E? Anyone??.
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Fun fact: Every day in March lands on the same day of the week as February.
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Apparently my son loves these frozen pizzas. So I bought them and he said his dad cuts up peppers and puts them on it. My boy described to me MULTIPLE times that he wants me to cut them up very small. Umm. Yeah. Duh. 🙄 But I'm glad he told me or else I would have done this:
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Id rather spend an entire weekend at a travel baseball tournament than watch 60 minutes of flag football. Longest hr of my life 😑.
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As much as I complain about the snow, ironically, it makes my world go round. So I guess let it snow! ❄️ Just not during rush hour.
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One of our guys passed away in a car accident last night. Life is precious. Hug your loved ones 🙏🥺.
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I'm going to write a cookbook called "Two Bite Meals - Cooking for Kids Who Waste a Shit Ton of Food".
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Morning 🥶. Last night I grilled a chicken for 2 hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
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Morning! ❄️. Just a warning to everyone: don't trust atoms. They make everything up.
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Hello to gab goudy acct dorks. I haven't termd my acct as I haven't had a chance to do so nor make a new fake account. So again please leave me alone. I do not care about you.
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And no I'm not that fat I swear 😂
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Anyone notice that no females are fighting to get into male restrooms? They're gross anyways . Only weirdo biological males are fighting to get into female restrooms.
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Posted on my Facebook neighborhood community page. How the h do you lose a turtle? It doesn't just take off down the street
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Knowing all you know now, who would you rather handle the appeal?.
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12 degrees and guy at GetGo wearing shorts and hoodie. Unreal 😂.
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Just gained 30 followers calling out some loser. Wild. And no that wasn't not the intention. She said I was dumb. You can't do that. I know things.
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💯 Hoping I'll get at least one more use from this pic . #HereWeGo . This is 40. Not too late to wish HBD but no more HNY please. It's new. It's the same.
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Pro tip:. Add bacon in a salad and you don't even know you're eating a salad 🤝.
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Ok internet. Gab Goudy is the greatest person alive. I hope she has a wonderful rest of the day. Please leave me alone bc I do not care what any of you think so I can just be a mom. Jk I do not have my child today so I can do whatever I want 🙂. Regards,.
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Yeah I'm out. I don't need death threats bc of gab goudys toxic shit. Peace out. @@gabbgoudy She is what is wrong with this world. Delusional toxic thinking . And 100000 % stand by my claim. Not screen shotting shit for you. This isn't court.
Ok internet. Gab Goudy is the greatest person alive. I hope she has a wonderful rest of the day. Please leave me alone bc I do not care what any of you think so I can just be a mom. Jk I do not have my child today so I can do whatever I want 🙂. Regards,.
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10.29.21 .Browns-Steelers Week.Wore this to work and the president closed my office door so he didn't have to look at me 😂
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In school kids are learning how to program robots on computers 🤯. I remember growing a seed in a wet napkin lol. Wild.
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