Michael Lockerbie
@mikeylockerbie
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Scottish actor @keddiescott Trained @rosebruford insta : mikeylocks Qualified Personal Trainer
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Dont overwhelm yourself by focussing on:
-Extreme Diets
-Gym accessories
-Advanced training methods
-Miracle supplements you see on instagram
Focus and commit to one thing
-Consistent, routine training.
And everything else will take care of itself. 2.5 years 🙏
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135kg bench. 2.5 years ago I couldn’t bench 50kg for 1 rep. Don’t dwell on where you want to be, reflect on how far you’ve come. 🙏💪
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@gerbrocker
@bisping
Yeah but he didn’t…that’s the point. One of very few fighters you can confidently say never took a PED.
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“The sooner you figure that out, the better you’ll do in this place..”
⚠️bad language⚠️
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@gerbrocker
@bisping
The Diaz Brotherz, BJ Penn and Bisping are in the definitely clean category.
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Another incredible fringe run and I am eternally grateful for the people I got to work with. Directed by
@_ben_anderson
and
@gregesplin
as well as acting alongside an incredibly supportive cast. Once again kept safe and looked after by the lovely staff at the
@eicc
🙏❤️
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@Independent
Not a Piers Morgan fan at all but I’d rather this individual actually had the discussion. Had a great opportunity to express their view and chose a different direction.
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@ItsPauliMMA
He had a couple ones mate. The Maia fight? Thales Leitrim? You’ve not been watching long have you? Not defending Izzy but that was a silly statement.
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My ideal wife is a woman who will still love me despite the fact that sometimes I will eat a whole packet of sliced chorizo in one sitting.
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So proud of all my trainspotting cast for consistently delivering a fantastic show 14 time a week.And 9 times in 3 days!
#TrainspottingLive
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Wonderful evening at the
@OrlaOConnorCast
scratch night. Was lovely seeing some familiar faces and incredible performances of new writing 🙌
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Wish Theresa May would go back to being a mad cunt running through wheat fields rather than running the country into the ground.
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I’m actually so lonely at the moment I just got one of those scam calls and lied and said that I WAS in fact involved in a car accident that wasn’t my fault just so I could continue the conversation.
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Being 26.
Cons: You are now closer to 30 than twenty.
Pros: If a small boy runs into you in a shop you’re officially allowed to do the whole “woh there! Take it easy wee man!” And give them a condescending pat on the head.
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Uncle bens advert : teach your children the life lesson of cooking.
They are advertising microwaveable rice.
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#Trainspottinglive
is coming back to London. Book your tickets if you fancy a rollercoaster ride and the occasional floppy penis.
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When you see another man regularly at the gym you develop a sort of non verbal, nodding/thumbs up relationship with them. It’s a wonderful thing. However today this guy took it next level and saluted me.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say this is an absolutely revolutionary idea and can only mean good things for years to come.
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Favourite trainspotting live tweet ever
Wtf is the last song on the rave scene that goes like doodoodoodoo dololldoododododo?
#TrainspottingLive
P.S. great show
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Blows my mind how folk on the underground would rather stick their face in a strangers armpit than wait two minutes for the next tube
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Arrived in Manchester and accidentally left my laptop in the
#uber
. And the absolute legend brought it back to my hotel. Thank you mate.
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When you're making a customer a drink and they say "make it a strong one yeah?" Then wink at you and laugh.
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London audiences have been fucking banging these last couple shows!
#trainspottinglive
Bring on a 3 show night tomorrow!
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Absolutely amazing audiences in Belfast tonight! Proud of the cast for once again banging out 3 in one night! Pretty knackered now!
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What an honour! So incredibly grateful to be part of this amazing production with this amazing team!
#Offies
#NewNoms
for “Trainspotting Live”
@TrainspotLive
from In Your Face Theatre
@IYF_Theatre
at Riverside Studios
@RiversideLondon
: IDEA PERFORMANCE – congratulations! 🎉 Congratulate them by adding a comment on our website:
#Offies
#NewNoms
for…
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@jomcd70
It was started by someone on one of the Edinburgh bartending pages. It wasn’t paid for, bars had left over ice which they would not need due to bars shutting again. Nothing dodgey whatsoever
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Considering selling a kidney so I can purchase a cinnamon swirl from Pret every day.
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@_KarlQ
@edfringe
@TrainspotLive
the immersive stage production has been hailed by the author as “better than either the book or the film” Which in the grand scheme of things must mean it’s pretty decent.
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@BrennanReece
@edfringe
@TrainspotLive
When it comes to knocking pantelons off these guys are in high contention for the best of the best.
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Seeing all these graduation photos making me sad I never got to go 😢 Congratulations to all the graduates at
@rosebruford
😊
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🙏
#OffFest
award for shows at the 2023 Edinburgh Fringe
@EdFringe
:
#NewNoms
for “Trainspotting Live”
@TrainspotLive
from Seabright
@SeabrightLive
at Pleasance at EICC
@ThePleasance
– congratulations! More on OffFest at
#OffFest
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Just found out I'm a 4.59 rating on uber an im absolutely gutted. I'm the jolliest Jim jam in the whole world in a backseat.
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Primark is less of a clothes shop and more like a battleground where weak inexperienced shoppers like me get bashed and slapped around.
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@UFCEurope
@DustinPoirier
@Justin_Gaethje
The BMF title is the second worse thing to be associated with the UFC after PowerSlap. WWE belt.
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@ItsPauliMMA
@Rikar___
Unfortunately when you say very literally things like “nobody ever booed silva” those of us who literally remember the categorical booing he received from some main events will take it literally.
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Having the audacity to have this on your wall when you charge £4.10 for a flat white.
#blacksheepcoffee
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Welcome aboard 🫡
Utterly thrilled to be a part of the tapestry of
#trainspotting
!
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU,
@edfringe
! Fresh from New York (not to mention a HUGE Eds 22 run!)
This is living the dream 🧡
Choose your future.
#ChooseLife
Thank you
@Birdstontalent1
and ofc
@TrainspotLive
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Amazing way to end
#Bristol
. The audience throwing their glow sticks in appreciation. Thank you Bristol, you've been amazing
#trainspotting
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Bartender puts pint of Peroni on bar top in front of me.
Bartender: Pint of Peroni. Enjoy!
Mikey Locks: You to!
Fuck.
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@GuildfordFringe
@edfringe
@TrainspotLive
is on at the EICC from the 3rd to the 27th of August and we do a 6:30 and an 8:30 show if you can believe that!
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Had a vegan vanilla milkshake today and I can confidently say it was he most tasteless pish I've ever swished down my gob.
#shitshake
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Just overheard an English man running into Scotmid going “I’m getting a crabbies, they are boss!” Lol no after 10pm yer no mate
#Scotland
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Watching "A series of unfortunate events" just reinforcing the fact that Jim Carey is one of the greatest and most hilarious actors ever.
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Seventh Fringe show “Land” by
@ktdscotland
. Absolutely fantastic piece of theatre with wonderful story telling and music. Go see this is you have a chance!
#edfringe
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Sickboy ready to get to work on Trainspotting for the Edinburgh fringe
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