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@mikeydontcaree
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Joined October 2023
imagine your card declined at the abortion clinic and the doc nuts in u 🤣.
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my lil bro just said Jesus was Japanese n my granny slapped tf out him.
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mfs who don’t use twitter think they have a degree in maturity i stg.
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mfs eat pussy then put on a condom bro whatever she got u just ate it😭😭.
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one of my notis just hmu asking if it’s ok if he goes offline now. bro thinks he works for me😂😂😂.
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if i had a girlfriend i would turn all my social medias into fan pages of her.
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mfs buy cocaine & tell they plug “thank you” for what ruining your life? 😭😭😭😭.
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if i had a gf i would be nice to her and even let her go outside sometimes.
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being trapped in your own mind is a war you cant explain to nobody.
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she mad because I said her back shot wind smells like horse hiccups 😭😭.
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why do females pee so hard?? Shit sound like they be frying chicken😭😭😭😭😭 gm tho.
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my barber fingers smell like he started Valentine’s Day a lil early this year.
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remember Christmas is over If you sit on a strangers lap & ask for things it’s because you’re a whore😭😭.
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fuck sex let’s sit on this bed and figure out why yo pussy smell like that🤔.
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onlyfans is for little girls get yourself on that corner like a real woman.
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mfs be tweeting gay ass shit until i pull up with my dicc out now they wanna play shy.
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hate a “don’t cum on my face” ass bitch get yo boring ass out my grandma shed😒.
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i would drag my balls through glass just to hear it fart through a walkie talkie.
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god damn almost had a threesome last night just needed 2 more bitches.
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