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@mikeydontcaree
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your girlfriend asked you to delete twitter wyd??
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@mikeydontcaree
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cock is better then pepsi idc
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@mikeydontcaree
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my day is ruined everytime my girl posts her bf
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@mikeydontcaree
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jerking off to her house on google maps god I miss her
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@mikeydontcaree
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“i literally fake moaned” ok bitch that’s why i pee’d in you
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@mikeydontcaree
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how do bitches with no ass keep they panties on 😕
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@mikeydontcaree
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condoms are for little boys real men are protected by god
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@mikeydontcaree
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yo bald people when you wash ur face where do you stop?
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@mikeydontcaree
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is anal squirting a thing or did this bitch just shit on me😒
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@mikeydontcaree
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imagine your card declined at the abortion clinic and the doc nuts in u 🤣
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@mikeydontcaree
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i’m so high i could kiss a dude right now
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@mikeydontcaree
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my lil bro just said Jesus was Japanese n my granny slapped tf out him
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@mikeydontcaree
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mfs who don’t use twitter think they have a degree in maturity i stg
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@mikeydontcaree
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I will lick her ass then go smoke with the homies idc
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@mikeydontcaree
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do strippers dookie at work?
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@mikeydontcaree
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@upblissed send him 1.99 and tell him he gotta work for the rest
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@mikeydontcaree
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if you eat breakfast grow tf up
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@mikeydontcaree
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drake the type of guy to die in a snowball fight
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@mikeydontcaree
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slut shaming is dead we love sluts over here fr😭😭😭😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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someone post some ass
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@mikeydontcaree
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girls are so pretty shit got me tight😡
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@mikeydontcaree
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I just know once I get my own place ima have aids
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@mikeydontcaree
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uh can you get pimples on ur dicc??
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@mikeydontcaree
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one of my notis just hmu asking if it’s ok if he goes offline now.. bro thinks he works for me😂😂😂
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@mikeydontcaree
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chat keep me in your prayers i fumbled a bad bitch this morning
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@mikeydontcaree
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if i had a girlfriend i would turn all my social medias into fan pages of her
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@mikeydontcaree
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one minute i be chilling next i have a boner
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@mikeydontcaree
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mfs eat pussy then put on a condom bro whatever she got u just ate it😭😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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i wanna make a sex tape but i nut so fast its gon be a GIF 😒
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@mikeydontcaree
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mfs buy cocaine & tell they plug “thank you” for what ruining your life? 😭😭😭😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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she so fine i just beat my meat to her bitmoji
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@mikeydontcaree
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if i had a gf i would be nice to her and even let her go outside sometimes
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@mikeydontcaree
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every girl has sucked a dick for mcdonald’s at least once
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@mikeydontcaree
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warming up this thanksgiving food then bout to lay down ftn😌
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@mikeydontcaree
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being trapped in your own mind is a war you cant explain to nobody
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@mikeydontcaree
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she mad because I said her back shot wind smells like horse hiccups 😭😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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why do females pee so hard?? Shit sound like they be frying chicken😭😭😭😭😭 gm tho
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@mikeydontcaree
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wtf you say after sex??😭😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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need some pussy it could stink idc
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@mikeydontcaree
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I pulled her panties to the side and 2 cigarettes fell out 😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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don’t let your bf stop us from being in love🥺
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@mikeydontcaree
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i want to kiss a cameltoe so badly
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@mikeydontcaree
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what celebrity you wanna fight?
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@mikeydontcaree
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a loose pussy feels tight when you’re in love 🫶
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@mikeydontcaree
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all they do is bleed every month & lie
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@mikeydontcaree
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lemme put this air tag in yo butt baby
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@mikeydontcaree
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some y’all take twitter to serious😂😂😂😂 this the play ground🤸🏼
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@mikeydontcaree
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glad i'm single y'all look stressed tf out😭😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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Just deleted everyone who's not so if ur reading this then u are
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@mikeydontcaree
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remember Christmas is over If you sit on a strangers lap & ask for things it’s because you’re a whore😭😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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onlyfans is for little girls get yourself on that corner like a real woman
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@mikeydontcaree
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my barber fingers smell like he started Valentine’s Day a lil early this year
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@mikeydontcaree
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is jacking off and looking in the mirror gay?
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@mikeydontcaree
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A WOMAN THAT JUMPS FROM ONE MAN TO ANOTHER IS CALLED?????
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@mikeydontcaree
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I hate running out of weed …I be like so this is it huh 😔
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@mikeydontcaree
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fuck sex let’s sit on this bed and figure out why yo pussy smell like that🤔
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@mikeydontcaree
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good luck finding another guy with a 3 inch cock fucking bitch😡
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@mikeydontcaree
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how long should a shower take? we finna see who stank😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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to all the people who are left handed why tf do you do that?
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@mikeydontcaree
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mfs be tweeting gay ass shit until i pull up with my dicc out now they wanna play shy
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@mikeydontcaree
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this bitch just tickled my gooch and said goochie goochiee goo 🤣🤣
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@mikeydontcaree
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you're telling me somebody creamed in this soda
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@mikeydontcaree
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hate a “don’t cum on my face” ass bitch get yo boring ass out my grandma shed😒
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@mikeydontcaree
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bricked up watching the movie white chicks
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@mikeydontcaree
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i would drag my balls through glass just to hear it fart through a walkie talkie
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@mikeydontcaree
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god damn almost had a threesome last night just needed 2 more bitches
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@mikeydontcaree
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She said, it's either me or the weed.. now I'm out here crying high af
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@mikeydontcaree
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my granny telling everybody I fix phones cause I took hers off mute😭
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@mikeydontcaree
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if you drink Dr.pepper u probably eat ass too
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@mikeydontcaree
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she think she came over for sex but i’m about to start crying
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@mikeydontcaree
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“3 inches isn’t enough”
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what take has got you like this:
Tweet media one
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@mikeydontcaree
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I’m so mf high rn this mf just told me the word bed is shaped like a bed😭😭😭😭😭 im going home
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@mikeydontcaree
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how u sell pussy but don’t want nobody to know what kinda marketing strategy is that?
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@mikeydontcaree
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sleep can’t fix this kind of tired
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@mikeydontcaree
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seriously wonder how babies livin in some stank pussy for 9 months
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@mikeydontcaree
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mfs be in french class like “bonjour” LMAOOOOO
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@mikeydontcaree
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as a retired liar i know when someone lying to me😂
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