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💫Welcome to Dissociation Station💫 27 yo Dork 🤓📍Washington D.C.

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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
10 months
Coming to you live with an update from “I Make Poor Choices” Headquarters: yes, I’m still thinking about said boy in question. And yes. I’m using this platform* to offer both a semi-thirsty photo but also dump emotional baggage bc it’s got nowhere else to go. Go kick rocks.
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
11 months
ISO of bigger muscles to protect the boy I like 😗 #locktober
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
1 year
🔒✅: Dad told me I was only allowed to wear these briefs for the whole weekend… and they smell like it too 😈😥
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
9 months
Tops who like their ass eaten >>>>
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
11 days
So what if we celebrated Tighty Whities Tuesday in the style of Christmas greeting cards… like “[Tighty Whities Tuesday] isn’t just a day. It’s a frame of mind.” 🤷🏼‍♂️ just a thot 🤓 #TWT
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
11 months
On Wednesdays, we overthink 🙃 plan of action? Dissociation by means of lifting heavy things 🫡
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
8 months
Woof 😅 hopefully more growth from here 🫡
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
2 months
🦂Get over here! 🦂 #WaistbandWednesday
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
1 year
PART 2! Locker room rules: if you leave your underwear unattended- I will be wearing them (aaaand taking them home) 😈😉 rating: 3/10 points dinged for being soaked… and not in sweat, otherwise great fit. #lockerroomleftovers
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
11 months
Mixing musk with these perfect, cum-stained trunks from @underwear1000 #everlast #trunks
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Sometimes_LockedBoy_Mike
3 years
The Ogre, Flint, and a boy walk into a bar… 🥵🥵 @hankeystoys @bad_dragon and @Jockey
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