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Proud Antifa and keyboard warrior. Here to defeat Terfs and Swerfs, the far-right Tories, and of course the hated Drumpf ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ช๐บ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ โญ
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
I'm not here to debate the Nazis. I'm here to eat doughnuts and smash fascism, and I'm all out of doughnuts.
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2 years
This white candle was deliberately placed to cover up Meghan's blackness. Racism at the heart of the British establishment.
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5 months
Comrades, a far-right tidal wave is about to hit Europe, running against our ultra-popular policies of mass immigration, money printing and endless wars. The solution? Borrow more, spend more. Nothing can go wrong.
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5 months
Comrades, I have a cunning ยฃ3bn plan. All we need to do is sell gold at the bottom of the market, borrow more and print more money. Nothing can go wrong. Poverty is finished now.
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1 year
Comrades, since the former our Russell is now the hated Brand, please do not keep reposting Guardian articles where he is praised for his left-wing views, or where he repeats socialist talking points. That would be embarrassing. These must be censored and deleted.
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6 months
Comrades, today we must mention that St. George was not English, he was from Turkey and never visited England. No-one has ever mentioned this before. This stunning and brave move will totally own every far-right Brexit voter, a blow from which they will never recover.
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1 year
Comrades, hard-right bigots will say multiculturalism has failed, pointing to terror attacks and hate rallies across Europe. However, diversity is our strength because reasons. Also, different foods.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, I know I said burning stuff that releases carbon was bad, but I accidentally fitted three wood burning stoves.
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5 months
Comrades, our Rufus' wonderful new musical has been sabotaged by Brexit. Despite the vote being in 2016 and leaving the EU in 2020, the tentacles of the Brexit hate octopus are long and still being felt across the land, turning UK audiences into slavering culture hating fascists.
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4 months
Comrades, the far-right has seduced young people. It's definitely not us importing millions of migrants to replace them, stagnating their wages and making housing unaffordable.
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2 years
I see Tommy Robinson is trending. As always, the most important thing to note is that it's not his real name.
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1 year
Comrades, how we laughed when Tommy Robinson (not his real name) and Piers Corbyn got arrested. But now it's happening to people we like, the system is broken. It's almost as if silencing people for dissent was a bad idea.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
8 months
Comrades, by letting in a mere 700,000 migrants and putting asylum seekers in 4* hotels, it's clear the far-right has captured the hated Tories. Because something something Thatcher.
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1 month
Comrades, the real danger now is the far-right backlash. We must be vigilant.
Nine have been Stabbed, with at least Three having now Died, in a Mass Stabbing Attack on a Diversity Festival within the City of Solingen in Western Germany. A Manhunt has been launched by Police for the Suspect, described as a Young Arab Male, who is currently on the Run.
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8 months
Comrades, we've seen rapes, death threats, bricks through windows. We managed to ignore it in our constituencies. But now it's happening to MPs it's a major problem.
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2 years
Comrades, the hated Truss and the far-right Brexit have caused our economic woes. It's definitely nothing to do with locking everyone up and shutting down the economy for two years, while printing ยฃ400 billion to pay for it. Those are scurrilous rumours spread by fascists.
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5 months
Comrades, the far-right have unfairly vilified our London. And all because of a few terror attacks, machete attacks, county lines gangs, stabbings, shootings and shop looting. As every educated person knows these are just part and parcel of life in a big city.
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1 year
Comrades, I know we correctly supported the banks when they were trying to cancel the hated Farage. However, we never thought it would happen to someone we liked. It's almost as if there are unforseen consequences or something. This is an outrage.
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11 months
Comrades, the far-right Gove appears and immediately antagonises a mob of peace with his hate thoughts, forcing them to fend him off. Luckily they were able to defend themselves against his hate, but it was a close call.
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9 months
Comrades, great news. Closing the Port Talbot blast furnaces will reduce Wales' carbon footprint by a fifth. Ignore the far-right whining about thousands of job losses and the heart being ripped out of the community. This is a climate win.
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2 years
Comrades, we don't know what's causing Strep A in kids. We do know its definitely nothing to do with Covid, lockdown or vaccines. The most likely source? Racism.
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2 years
Comrades, our Gary has spoken, meaning all traces of hypocrisy are gone and it's fine to take the Qatari cash. Also, don't worry about climate change from all the jets flying the media out there. It only counts when poor people go on holiday.
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2 months
Comrades, I have a stunningly clever solution to prison overcrowding. We just let the prisoners out. Then there's more room. Nothing can go wrong.
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6 months
Comrades, thanks to Brexit we have lost access to a variety of different foods, such as Italian. Supermarkets no longer stock Italian products and literally no-one in the UK can make pasta or grow a tomato. Enjoy your spam and smash, bigots!
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6 months
Comrades, our Chris has made the stunning and brave move to tell everyone St. George wasn't English. No-one else knew this or has access to the internet or a library. Take that, flag shaggers.
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1 year
@peterjukes
Of course, those fears were completely unfounded. Just look at France as a shining example of diversity and multiculturalism.
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1 month
Comrades, in order to save democracy we need to stop people voting. Especially old people, who don't vote the right way.
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2 years
While they partied in Downing Street, I was forced to get KFC via Deliveroo. I can never forgive them for that.
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2 years
Comrades, don't judge our Shamima, judge the hated far-right government who won't take her in. She may have joined an international terrorist organisation that raped, murdered and enslaved thousands across the world, but at least she's not a Tory.
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2 years
Comrades, watch as Hindus and Muslims meet to discuss who has the best different foods. I can sense the vibrancy from here. Talk about enrichment.
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2 years
Comrades, despite our highly effective green taxes and building more windmills, we haven't managed to change the weather. The answer is more migrants.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades,flying on a plane to COP27 is not hypocritical. The science is clear; only once a year holidays to Spain cause climate change.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, the hated Musk is letting young men on Twitter fall prey to far-right hate groups. Imagine your son not supporting drag queen story hour, or refusing to hate himself for his toxic masculinity? Unthinkable.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 months
Comrades, the far-right surge in Europe has nothing to do with uncontrolled immigration, unfair treatment, crime gangs, rape gangs or terror attacks. It's because they don't have our NHS.
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7 months
Comrades, I didn't get to experience our different foods until I was 30. But now our risotto is at risk, thanks to the climate emergency. I have no choice but to rip out my gas boiler.
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2 years
Comrades, women aren't having enough babies. As usual, men are to blame.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
1 month
Comrades, this time the attacker was not a man, it was a person. Keep your eyes peeled for any type of person. They could be deadly.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
9 months
Comrades, farmers are being exploited by far-right misinformation. When in fact we just want to destroy their livelihood, end their careers and their way of life.
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14 days
Comrades, I have a sneaking suspicion it wasn't all about carbon emissions and climate change after all.
Tata Steel is building a massive new blast furnace in India while closing down Port Talbot's blast furnace
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2 years
Comrades, the best way to fight inflation and power the economy is to artificially increase wages and introduce more money supply. This will not lead to more inflation or businesses going under due to wage costs. Nothing can go wrong.
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2 years
Comrades, from my villa in Tuscany I can see the despair of poor people queuing for the Passport Office. I dare not tell them they cannot fly because of climate change. I blame the Tories.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
5 months
Comrades, we must face hard truths. The likes of the hated Braverman are why people don't like us. The public really loves mass immigration, money printing and endless wars. We need to move to the left to win them back.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, where on Earth will the island nation of Britain find water around its hundreds of miles of coastline? It's impossible. Build more windmills instead.
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2 years
Politicians cannot stop terror attacks, rape gangs or Russian invasions. However, they can stop global pandemics and change the weather with taxes, which is what really matters.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
I remember when the hated Trump nearly started WW3. Good job we now have Biden. Our Joe hasn't done anything like that.
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9 months
Comrades, I've just signed up to fight the far-right Russia. I get two doughnuts a day and plenty of diversity training. Putin is finished now.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
7 months
Comrades, despite living in a closed system and on an Island, we're running out of water because climate change. Soon we will be living in the equivalent of the Dune movie.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, I can exclusively reveal the dinosaurs were not killed by an asteroid, but by burning fossil fuels. If only they had used heat pumps and not gas boilers, they would still be here.
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4 months
Comrades, I was so shit at my job, I had to stand down. I screamed about Islamophobia but they still made me leave. This is proof that it's gone mainstream.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, this is fine because reasons. It's different when Our Mark does it, because something something socialism, evil Tories.
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1 year
Comrades, the lurch to the right, otherwise known as people disagreeing with us and not believing everything they see on TV, is a growing problem. We need to turn that tide.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, far-right anti-refugee protests are erupting in Ireland. The reason? Brexit.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, eating animals is causing it to be mildly sunny in February and three hot days in July. The only answer is to eat microbes. Greta says so.
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Comrades, the former hated far-right detention centres, racist hell holes of Tory folly, are now our detention centres, comfortable and safe migrant transfer areas.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, the far-right are spreading conspiracy theories again, this time about 15 minute cities. This is laughable, especially after none of their Covid predictions came true. Anyway, who wouldn't want to stop driving, live in a pod and eat the bugs?
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4 months
Comrades, what the Tories really need is to go further left. This is because reasons. Trust me because I'm very smart and female.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
1 year
Comrades, East Germany shows communism can work. All it needs is secret police, lots barbed wire and a really big wall.
In 1990 the experiment of communist East Germany came to an end.
Yet for a time it was a successful project, raising living standards against the odds.
@aaronbastani
speaks to
@hoyer_kat
about Europeโs most successful communist country, the DDR.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
10 months
Comrades, our Sir Keith's green pledge is a vote winner. Not only do you get to pay more on your energy bills, you get the added excitement of wondering whether the lights will come on when you flick the switch. They will be queuing up to vote Labour on polling day.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Rwanda bad.
Spain good.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, far-right anti-lockdowners are asking hate questions, like "why are excess deaths still so high after the pandemic ended?" and " Why was inflation spiking six months before the Ukraine war?" Ignore them. Remember, Boris had cake.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
7 months
Comrades, the English don't deserve a day off for St. George's Day because they're too racist and voted Brexit. By the way, did I mention St. George was actually Turkish?
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
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It's a good job the hated Tories got rid if the far-right Boris for eating cake on his birthday. Otherwise the election could have been really bad.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, fear not! Soon our Dear Leader Drakeford will ban cars altogether. Then there will be no need for a bypass. Socialism solves all problems. Onwards to progress!
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Saint George's Day. No, not our beloved George Floyd, but the Saint venerated by the patriarchy. We must remind everyone all day that he was from Turkey and never set foot in England. This will totally own the far-right and draw all the centrists to our cause. Talk about winning
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
10 months
Comrades, the hated Drumpf 2.0 will bring chaos. Unlike bombing the shit out of the Middle East, like me and our Tony.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
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Comrades, after fleeing persecution and being put up in a 4* hotel, our refugees face an even bigger challenge, that of living without Wi-Fi. The horrors ate real.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
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Comrades, our science, which formerly hailed it as a miracle drug which was totally safe and effective, now shows it to have fatal side effects. I'm sure the vaccines are fine though.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, the former far-right dangerous conspiracy theorists, putting us all at risk with their tinfoil hat antics, are now our "remarkably brave" anti-lockdown protesters, fighting for freedom against a tyrannical regime.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
10 months
Comrades, the hated Farage finished a mere third. He's finished now.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
I cannot believe the racism on display today on Twitter. People unable to identify the Chacellor among a line-up of other black men. Here he is top right.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
1 year
Comrades, I would like to take this opportunity to point out that Saint George wasn't English, he never went to England, and dragons aren't real.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, the former our Neil, soft spoken and mildly entertaining Coast guy, is now the far-right Oliver, dangerous peddler of conspiracy theories, such as "fresh air doesn't cause heart attacks." Shocking .
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Farming in the UK is inherently racist, with discriminatory expressions such as "black sheep." We need more farmers of colour. This worked out really well in Zimbabwe.
Why farming in UK is predominantly white - and what's being done to increase diversity
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
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Comrades, in Germany there have bern marches with people chanting "Kill the Jews!" and "Death to Israel." Of course, this is all coming from the far-right and definitely not any Palestine supporters.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
1 year
Comrades, the far-right i.e. Anyone we don't like, is rising across Europe. Nazis, Nazis everywhere!
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Bigots need to accept that Eddie Izzard is a woman. Here she is acting in hit film Valkyrie.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
The way to own Putin is to vandalise your own roads. He's finished now.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, remember that colder than average temperatures are just weather. When it's warmer than average that's climate change.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, be afraid, be very afraid. Soon 40ยฐC will seem like an arctic blast. You should panic, rip out your gas boiler and pay more tax. Only in this way can the inferno be averted.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
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Comrades, Socialism isn't a dirty word. It's making society fairer. Just like in our Venezuela, where people are now all at the same level of poverty.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Saint George didn't exist and dragons aren't real. Unlike the 365 genders and men identifying as women.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, as I sit here in the warmth of Tuscany admiring my wildly expensive heat pump, I see the plebs are complaining about Just Stop Oil. Well, what are you doing to save the planet? The least you can do is flagellate yourself as you sit in the cold.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
1 year
Comrades, the former our 'Allo 'Allo, gentle mockery and send up of all sides during WW2, is now the far-right 'Allo 'Allo, culture wars vehicle that drove the UK straight off the Brexit cliff edge.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, it appears our settled science wasn't always that settled. It's a good job it's settled now.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, the hated Musk has stolen Twitter. Beware! A far-right free for all will ensue, with people saying things, much of which we disagree with. We may even see the return of the orange demon. No-one is safe.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
7 months
To keep her safe from the far-right, of course.
Labour shadow minister Lisa Nandy reveals she carries a police alarm 'everywhere I go' after three female MPs are revealed to have been given taxpayer-funded bodyguards amid growing safety fears
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, bringing public services to a grinding halt during a cost of living crisis will endear us to the population and completely own the Tories. It works every time. Just ask the miners.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
In a move both stunning and brave, I have just blocked the far-right Elon Musk. This has totally owned him and he's finished now.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, George Floyd dying in another country thousands of miles away, in an event completely unconnected with the UK, shows that Britain is racist. We really have learned nothing.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
6 months
Comrades, I have a plan to totally finish poverty. We simply tax everyone at 50%, borrow billions and print billions more. Nothing can go wrong.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
@disclosetv
Climate change again.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, despite BAFTA voting reforms, white people keep winning things. The racism is shocking.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
7 months
Comrades, when I visit France these days I take photos of the supermarkets. Since Brexit there is literally no food in the hated UK. For example, no leeks are to be had anywhere, especially the far-right Wales.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
1 month
Comrades, I'm afraid that with immediate effect the former our Yvette, champion of humanity, is now the far-right Cooper, hateful scourge of our immigrants. What a load of Balls.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
1 year
Comrades, our Ahmed is correct. All foreigners need to leave Palestine. However, it's fine for them to come to Europe because diversity is our strength.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, the far-right Tories will go even more far-right and bring more austerity. They will do this by printing even more money and giving it away, while following net-zero policies.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, the former our farmers, guardians of the countryside, are now the far-right agriculturalists, dangerous enablers of white supremacy. To stop it, we need to shut down the farms. This worked out really well in Soviet Union.
"The far-right has always championed farmers," Monbiot explains.
"As with the current situation in the Netherlands, some farmers have happily embraced that and have joined forces, quite explicitly, with the white supremacists and fascists who claim to be defending [them]." 10/11
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
2 years
Comrades, just because Biden had those documents in his home, that doesn't mean he had possession of them. Those documents were just resting in his house. Anyone could have put them there. Probably Trump.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
5 months
Comrades, Drumpf says London is unrecognisable. What does he know? I asked Mohammed at the hand car wash and he said, "The hated Drumpf is surely finished now!" Then everyone cheered.
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Mike SJW โญ ๐ช๐บ ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฑ
6 months
Comrades, our Narinder is so close to a perfect tweet. There is but one fatal flaw. She has neglected to mention that Tommy Robinson is not, in fact, his real name.
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