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Michael Stumpf

@mike_stumpf_

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(yes this is a real account I made a new one) Jets. Yankees. State- Sponsored Pirate. Everything on this profile is my opinion only. Likes/ RTs =/= endorsement.

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Michael Stumpf
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RT @naturlover6633: AFC quarterbacks who have beat the Eagles in the last 2 years
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Gg ez skill diff
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RT @JayDanielsMVP: Jayden Daniels guessed all of the QB silhouettes EASILY Very impressive 👀 (via:@brgridiron/@BleacherReport) https://t…
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RT @JoshBrown06: I really can’t wait until Dan Orlovsky leaves ESPN. The disrespect his colleagues show him to his face is absolutely atroc…
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@devil_n_details @unsatMIDN They just don’t look good in coveralls.
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@unsatMIDN I begrudgingly like it, but as a JO I think I’m in the minority. DHs and COs eat it up.
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@IndefiniteLT @Sanderzzz_ After service assignment, the mids wear what they got. Marines wear MARPATs, aviators wear flight suits, SWOs/ submariners wear coveralls.
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@Sanderzzz_ Apparently they can wear them on tactical Thursday until commissioning, then not until they get their pin.
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RT @stavridisj: 15 years ago,I strongly encouraged my daughter to take a commission in the USN. She served proudly on active duty for 5 yea…
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Just said “vale” and got such an intense side eye lmao
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Always and forever will be my GOAT
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@NYJ_Matt
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Sam Darnold refuses to laugh at an LOL Jets joke because he was always the Prince who was promised
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RT @NYJ_Matt: Sam Darnold refuses to laugh at an LOL Jets joke because he was always the Prince who was promised
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If we’re being real, country album of the year should have gone to Lainey Wilson 🫢
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@navybirddog @Sanderzzz_ @unsatMIDN To be fair when you’re a broke mid and it’s like the only fast food place in DTA, you develop a toxic relationship.
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@unsatMIDN @navybirddog RIP Moe’s, RIP the Gutbuster from Pussers
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We could be below .250 every year but as long as we beat Army that year I’ll be happy.
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Barstool SEC
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College football is less about winning the natty and more about making sure your biggest rival is more miserable than you at all times.
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