Judas Iscariot 🥲
@mike_klammy
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Joined October 2022
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People can be married for 59 years but they cheat and do alot behind each others back🙂 Problem is you don't want to forgive your guy for accidentally having sex with someone else🤦🏼♂️
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Namibians only. What's something you really saw but nobody believes you???🙂
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Yall know alot mahn🤣🤣 Now who got impregnated by the holy spirit????😭
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Men and women are built different 🥲 When family doesn't show up for a guy, he turns into a man to fight for himself. When family doesn't show up for a girl she goes for anything that feeds her🙂
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My life lately 🥲
00:00 FNB:-) N¤8000.00 paid to Savings a/c..574678 ¡ Smartapp. Ref. Salary. 30 January 00:00 00:02 FNB:-) Debit order N¤402 from SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref Sanlam FUNERAL COVER; Get more cover with us; Available balance N¤7512.06 00:10 FNB:-) Debit order N¤250 from SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref Bonlife LIFE COVER; More covers from as little as N¤450 p/m. Available balance N¤7250.01 00:30 FNB:-) Debit order N¤1000 from SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref Studio 88 account; Available balance N¤6244.75 08:45 Haininga: Eh bro, don’t forget to send me N¤400, I don’t have food, man. 😭 Available balance N¤5840.34 09:15 Helena: Big brother, please don’t forget N¤1500 for my school uniform. Available balance N¤4335.12 11:34 MAMA: don’t forget N¤450 for the society savings, okay? waiting. Available balance N¤3881.03 12:03 BABY MAMA: You know I hate reminding someone that they have a child. 😠 FNB:-) Payment N¤1000 to 0812017037; Available balance N¤2875.34 13:01 FNB:-) Debit order N¤400 Cellphone account; Ref PEP Store; Available balance N¤2469.12 14:45 Meme Helena (Loan Shark): Please don’t involve God in this. Pay me my money, please. FNB:-) Payment N¤1500 to 0852490622; Available balance N¤962.01 15:45 You have recharged with N¤10 airtime. Thank you for N¤10 payment airtime advance. 16:15 GIRLFRIEND: You know what? I won’t wait forever like a fool. I need to do my nails and hair. Please send me money so I can buy what I need for bathing. FNB:-) Payment N¤800 to 0817490622; Available balance N¤159.45 17:05 SHOPRITE: 🥗🍣🥩🥓🍞🍅🍎🍗🍖 🐸: Things are expensive. 🤷 🧔🏽: Okay, remove the meat then, and give me a plastic bag. Take my 💳. 🙇🏽♂️ And then someone will tell you to save money. Life is tough. 🥺😣🤦
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