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“I’m not going to watch the NBA”, “ I’m not going to watch the NFL”. Boy if you don’t get yo Pillsbury doughboy headass on. You know you will 🙄
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Had to climb out of the dumpster this morning because I threw my keys in there😐
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I hope my future wife is watching the Bama vs. Clemson game and not The Bachelor 🤔
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My mom just asked me..”Do you drink for taste or just to get drunk?”
Not even a second and I blurted out “DRUNK”....welp🤐
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Idk who needs to hear this, but Love Field is the best airport in Dallas
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I probably fell 20+ times going up the mountain. The views was worth it
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Been in Dallas for less than 24 hours and I already feel underdressed
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Are you fucking trying to get us killed?!
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
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Holiday Christmas party pics came out today...let's just say my co-workers have way too much time on their hands.....
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Big thanks to
@CookieSociety
for the delicious cookies. Favorite is the “Brownie Nutella”. Check em out!
@FirstandFull
@JeffAllen71
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Fake behind a screen. Clown ahh boy. You wouldn’t say shit in public. Talking down on someone when they’re not here…disgrace. Weak ahhh boi
A Nigerian man named Christian Obumseli spent years dissing Foundational Black Americans on social media (he really showed disdain for Black women) and expressing his love & desire for white women.
Well, you know the old saying, be careful what you wish for…
#HYON
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You're quick to comment on players and the National Anthem, but don't say a damn thing of what happened in Charlottesville 🤔
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I don’t know who, but someone randomly signed me up for “Morning Corgi” messages for 100 days. Honestly, this is actually the best.
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You’re absolutely trash.
Today, I signed into law the Alabama Human Life Protection Act. To the bill’s many supporters, this legislation stands as a powerful testament to Alabamians’ deeply held belief that every life is precious & that every life is a sacred gift from God.
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Millies first Christmas is going exactly how I thought it would 😂
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Stick to Politics, Donnie 🗣
.....Be happy, be cool! A football game, that fans are paying soooo much money to watch and enjoy, is no place to protest. Most of that money goes to the players anyway. Find another way to protest. Stand proudly for your National Anthem or be Suspended Without Pay!
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"Don't Look Under the Bed" should've not be a kids Disney movie lol. I had nightmares watching it for weeks.
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Oh lord. It’s Hayden’s first time out of the country this weekend. Prayers plz🙏🏾🙄
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Man, it’s hard to cut for Summer when this comes out 😩
Look for our new Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough Ice Cream-a smooth Milk Chocolate Ice Cream combined w/tasty peanut butter cookie dough pieces and milk chocolate chunks! In stores beginning today. Available for a limited time in the pint and half gallon sizes.
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My co-worker introduced me in an email to a client accidentally as 'Sam Potter'. Guess i'm related to Harry Potter after all
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If I’m going to be in Vegas for conference, and my birthday is that Friday, do I stay?🤔
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I put my headphones in, but don’t play music so I can hear people’s conversations. Is that super nosey?
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I CANT BREATHE.
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I think my co-workers don’t like Morning Sammy. I’m high on energy, talking everyone’s head off. Whoops.
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Absolutely terrifying. The trauma is going to replay in their heads, they shouldn’t play.
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Oh now you wanna speak up and say something huh? ....Interesting 🤔
Please explain to me how stealing TVs and raiding stores advances your concept of social justice. This is why I criticize the BLM Movement. It starts with a legitimate issue then turns to this kind of behavior. What does that solve?
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So no one was going to tell me that Vyvanse makes you sweaty like a whore in a church?!
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New York City is such a cluster. These taxi drivers DO. NOT. CARE
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Wow. Idk if I'm wrong, but I'm starting to think the Cowboys are forreal
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Bought my first pair of boots, and I am soooo pumped. Guess I’m a Texan now....? 🤔
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You’re blind if you think racism isn’t an issue in the country. I experienced it tonight smh
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Didn’t think it could get any worse, but 9th wheeling may be my lowest😂
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