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Sylvie
2 months
Addressing the accusations against me, face reveal because i need you guys to know its authentic and coming from the heart
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Sylvie
18 days
i'm fucking dying over this 😭
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Sylvie
5 months
this is the most severe case of baby face ive ever seen
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Sylvie
4 months
why is edtwt pretending like 7k+ steps means anything in comparison to 7k+ STAIRS. its so much harder what 😭
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4 months
Taishan in China. There are 7,200 steps, and it takes 4 to 6 hours to reach the top, so many people who come here thinking of sightseeing end up regretting it.
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Sylvie
1 year
skipping breakfast : 🎊😚😁😁 skipping lunch : 🥳🥳😇🥳🤩🤪 skipping dinner : 🥳😃😀🥳😄 skipping my little treat ?? : 😫😕🤯😣😰
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Sylvie
2 years
i don’t believe the “woman have a stomach bump bc we have ORGANS” thing bc wtf is this then
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Sylvie
1 month
and what if i killed myself?
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Sylvie
1 year
Why calory is the best calorie tracker app ever 🧵
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Sylvie
1 year
“god doesnt pick favorites” LOOK AT HER WAIST AND THE FACT THAT SHE PRACTICALLY HAS A THIGH GAP
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Sylvie
1 year
she drinks she drinks diet coke coke zero you get it?
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Sylvie
1 year
people here have a hard time accepting that being a wannarexic is how a lot of people develop ed's
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1 year
i started out my ed by wanting it
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Sylvie
1 year
perhaps edtwt has a stealing problem bc i know every single person who saw this thought it was all stolen
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dani doe
1 year
target haul im in sm trouble rn
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Sylvie
1 year
i like when gymbros do that little kitty paw thing when they curl their arm to show muscles
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Sylvie
1 year
“how do fat ppl afford their lifestyle” this costs 3$ and is 2.5k calories. that’s how.
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Sylvie
2 years
why don’t edtwt more obsessed with her? she’s my ultimate motivation
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1 year
i want to be an anorexic bakery owner, imagine: an adorable small fragile girl has a cozy little bakery where she makes so many delicious sweets she swears that there’s something for evryone and her treats are impossible to resist and you even see her eat them sometimes but
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Sylvie
1 year
ed fridge restock !
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Sylvie
1 year
this is average.
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Sylvie
1 year
what europeans think our grocery stores look like
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Sylvie
1 year
there’s something abt the aesthetic of this pic that makes it hot harder
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Sylvie
1 year
she is The Stair Master
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Sylvie
1 year
i keep seeing gym babies like this and they kinda scare tf outta me
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Sylvie
1 year
˗ˏˋ🧵 of disordered/funny things du0lingo says´ˎ˗ with some sarcastic commentary
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Sylvie
1 year
girl just say you stink and move on
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Sylvie
1 year
i gotta be honest its easier to starve with a job idk why ppl always go "well youre a minor with no job so you can restrict lower"
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Sylvie
1 year
who told non disordered ppl that 2k cals is the average tedee to stay alive. my tdee is literally 1200.
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Sylvie
1 year
AHAHHA
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Sylvie
1 year
I just know this is low cal how do i fry my food in sand
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CCTV IDIOTS
1 year
Prior to the discovery of oil, frying existed🧐
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Sylvie
1 year
this man burnt 5000 calories in 8 hours just for fun, remember that next time you dont wanna work out. youre being beaten in by cdawgva.
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Sylvie
1 year
this is fucked up why is it only free for android users
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Sylvie
2 years
reminder that fruit is actually low calorie if you stop weighing the parts you’re not eating
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Sylvie
1 year
A 🧵 on how to properly weigh bananas in attempt to heal bananas reputation on edtwt
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Sylvie
1 year
“keep jogging until it stops jiggling” is the funniest and weirdly triggering sentence
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Sylvie
1 year
"when is it my turn? 😫" when you put down the fucking fork
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Sylvie
10 months
currently: sobbing
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Sylvie
1 year
need american restaurants to do this
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Sylvie
1 year
theyre right on this one sorry. edtwt just doesnt know banana calories
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Sylvie
1 year
my first thinspiration was the cloud guy from amazing world of gumball
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Sylvie
1 year
ignoring everything, whos neck is this small
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Sylvie
6 months
who is this ik ur on here someone posted you on insta
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Sylvie
1 year
GOD YES THIS IS MIDSIZED. THIS IS AVERAGE. someone finally gets it right
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Sylvie
1 year
as a barista, the anxiety and shame you feel when you order shit like this is 100% warranted bc we do infact hate you
@cammiescounting
cammie ☆
1 year
unique starbucks drink orders this or that food polls ⭐️ with the drink orders so you can order them if you want!
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Sylvie
2 years
ed is when myfitnesspal
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Sylvie
1 year
"its your choice"
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Sylvie
2 years
i love how non disordered people have no concept of what people’s weight looks like
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Sylvie
1 year
ik theyre being mean but in all seriousness... how is she still the same weight? im pretty sure she worksout too and she eats relatively healthy at least to the public
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Sylvie
1 year
what the fuck is wrong with you guys. just bc you find someone ON TWITTER unlikable does not mean you can fuck around with their real life or even joke about doing so get help holy shit.
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Sylvie
1 year
i got all of this for 6$. i think they should charge by calorie
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1 year
this skirt is the skinniest item of clothing a person can own
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Sylvie
1 year
NEW GW: whatever weight it takes to cosplay nami
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Sylvie
10 months
i could care less abt blood loss, the reason i don’t cut up here is bc what if i cut the strings that pull my fingers and lose all hand movement
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Sylvie
1 year
she’s so slay, i love bulimia barbie she’s my idol
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Sylvie
1 year
someone at my gym brought nothing but a bag of rice cakes
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Sylvie
1 year
i firmly believe i stoped being a good anorexic the minute i started using apps instead of notes to track my intake.
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Sylvie
1 year
when people like content profiting of someones restrictive ed they’re encouraging eating disorders. but isn’t supporting this the exact same thing?
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Sylvie
1 year
i love my dad for being detail oriented bc if i ask for a specific low cal ver he will NOT stop until he finds it
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Sylvie
6 months
oh my god im on the verge of tears are you fucking fr right now why does tiktok do this to me
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Sylvie
1 year
see how much nicer they are over there, thats why i personally say edreddit is better than us
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Sylvie
1 year
im sorry... WHAT??? no. no one wants that. please.
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Sylvie
1 year
lose 5kg rn OR get 2 boxes of thin mints that have 0 calories
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Sylvie
1 year
reasons why i force myself to eat over 1000 calories the day after a binge:
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Sylvie
1 year
so much more subtle than my last one! 😍😍 tysm
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Sylvie
1 year
porn is free. who the fuck is listening to spotify podcasts of this shit
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Sylvie
1 year
having a high sw is way harder than having a low sw. you get used to losing 8lbs a week and when weight loss slows down it feels like you’re a failure it feels like you arnt working hard enough it fucks with your head
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Sylvie
1 year
stop doing the "how i lost 15lbs in a week 🧵" joke ITS NOT FUNNY
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Sylvie
1 year
just saw a protein bar that was 30g protein and over 400 calories, maybe im being dramatic but thats fuckin crazy
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Sylvie
2 years
i’ve had 13 lax pills and i still haven’t shit. im worried. help. what if i explode
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1 year
when im not restricting i dont have an eating disorder.
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1 year
edtwt is like obsessed with kinder bueno and idk why... is it low cal for a candy? or is it just that good like i might have to try now
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Sylvie
1 year
as much as i do not want to be muscular buff ass women in cocktail dresses show me how cool it looks
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Sylvie
1 year
i wish i was blessed with proportions like this, if youre built like this ihu
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Sylvie
1 year
i got my mom a coke zero instead of full sugar to see if she’d notice. took one sip “did you get diet or cherry?? this tastes disgusting” who can tell the diff
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Sylvie
1 year
do ppl often confuse their pfp for eminem?? 😭 no hate i just thought that was rlly funny
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Sylvie
1 year
wyd if someone gives you delicious watermelon then after tells you its good bc its doused in olive oil
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2 years
why does it take so long to lose weight but i can gain like two pounds in one day how tf
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2 years
i need just one popular mukbanger to expose how most of them stay skinny, someone whos friends with other mukbangers who are like BMI 22 or less bc they HAVE to be purging
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Sylvie
1 year
ive always wondered how normal ppl maintain the same weight for years at a time?? like after you turn 25 ppl kinda stay at the same weight unless something happens to them
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Sylvie
1 year
is there a 0 cal diet, like only eat as much as you burn and if you don’t workout you fast
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1 year
what the actual fuck is in my fridge right now
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1 year
yeah and i go on tiktok’s with # mental health and tell them to kts, i’m so quirky and definitely helping
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Sylvie
1 year
instead of sh i find that punching myself is also quite effective in the moment
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1 year
i gotta know how she’s doing now, like is she still the “prettiest girl ever”
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lexi ♡’s Mew & wonbin🪼
1 year
I used to have so much beef with this girl she didn’t even know me 💀
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5 months
AHAHA SOMEONE QRT'D THIS SAYING HIS NAME WAS ROLF I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THATS AMAZING
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1 year
do yall actually *need* those "how i lost __kg's in 4 months" threads to lose? yknow were not kidding when the answer is "just starve"
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1 year
@dollesulcide giving someone pre-rip messages is beyond creepy
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1 year
my biggest tip for stress binging: do NOT eat food that will fit into your diet, in fact dont eat. when youre stressed go and get like 5 bottles of water and chug that shit. feel stressed let yourself devour that fuckin water but do not go to food.
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1 year
me when i realized i had to stop doing 72h fasts bc thats the reason i got into a binge cycle
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Sylvie
2 years
purging on your fingers is so violent??? the tears the red face the gagging omg how can y’all casually do that
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7 months
what do we think her bmi is?
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11 months
girl was happy and ready to give out that information, good for her
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Sylvie
1 year
I wish i remembered how i started restricting, im pretty sure i just randomly decided to and ate 700 cals for like 3 months straight
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1 year
edtwt would you consider yourself to be a "low calorie human?"
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internet hall of fame
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1 year
asians of edtwt with chubby cheeks, did they go away after you lost enough weight?
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1 year
the only thing losing weight has shown me is that my boobs were entirely fat
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Sylvie
1 year
can yall stop asking if your age difference in weird or ilegal, here lemme make a chart for you to bookmark incase you ever wonder
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Sylvie
2 years
i just realized men don’t wash their dick before sex
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Sylvie
1 year
when y’all binge is it like a quick 1500 calories in an hour episode then you’re done or is it an all day thing that gets to like thousands of calories
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1 year
it’s embarrassing to deny food when ppl offer but it’s even more embarrassing to accept it
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1 year
do non americans put butter on sandwiches like its a spread??
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Sylvie
1 year
i was over weight too and straight up your natural hygiene gets worse and worse the heavier you are don’t lie to us. lose 50lbs and tell me you don’t sweat less.
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Sylvie
2 years
i wanna make a duolingo meanspo thread bc the shit it says is so funny
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