If youre not a company viewer, rest assured, because this is literally how EVERY company argument goes in a nutshell 😭
Context: Ott and mickey are afk, so kayn and brekkers decide to do a puppet show playing as them
Brekkers: theres only one person in this city whose toes i would suck
Benji: Janjan?
Brekkers: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Benji: April?
Brekkers: WHAT? are you insane
Benji: wait mickey?
Brekkers: ......
Mickey told Eli that he was the blueprint for the academy
Eli: Theres been a few times over the months where my confidence really did get knocked (...) but this school has really helped me (...) thank you for everything mickey
Mickey: well congratulations on passing the academy
Drunk slacks breaks mickey
Mickey: leo??
Slacks: ... mickey have i told you, you look sooo cute,
Mickey: oh-oh thank you so much
Slacks: those lips my god
mickey gets confronted by januarys parents but he uno reverses
"its classic, i deny your daughter something in my school and immediately you go to the board and say my school is homophobic
but it wont work here gentlemen, BECAUSE I MYSELF AM GAY"
*everyone gaspsss🫢*
Mickey finally sees bald brekkers, the way he almost walked past him😭
B: sir you cant leave me alone with them theyre gonna destroy me
M: omg.. i really cant leave can i brekkers this is awful
This is so found family of them im gonna end it, the kids fighting and this mf gets the most entertaining smoke break?
pls never let the swan brekkers beef end
I just read swan's backstory (ill post it in the replies) and this just killed me
"Mickey reminds swan of her mentor, thats why shes kinda.. shes not really loyal to the company at all, its more so mickey.."
Benji: "you know... youre the reason for this right? not the bad parts man, the good parts [...] i cant be sappy bro, goodnight"
This was the cutest goodnight ever, ik it meant a lot to mickey, benjiii
Timothy: im willing to do A LOT
Mickey: woah woah woah (...) i am trying to avoid the american cliche of professors sleeping with students
T: im trying to say if u have anything dirty that really needs to be done...
M: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
im dying at the faces blau makes
Slacks: mickey, you can just call me leo
Mickey: okay, leo (HSNDHFKHSJ)
Brekkers: you guys want some music? *starts singing*
Mickey: No.. no brekkers.. um radio music brekkers
BREKKERS AND HIS ALLEGED DADS?!
The boys love the npc lore, dumb +1 moments
local: i had to basically fuck a guy to get you that audition
raymond: oh my god?
mickey: omg really??
perez: shes goinggg through it
benji: which guy which guy
The company being unserious part63: In this episode, Mickey and Benji roleplay the OTT-Ray argument😭
M: The way youre going abt (..) is LAZY ITS LAZY
B: I honestly cannot believe im still in this house after what you just said to me
M: YOURE SO FAR UP YUNO'S ASS RN
Benji: slacks, no joke, mickeys on the list (project ghost) they wanna kill him
Slacks: I see that, thats not gonna happen ill jump in front of the bullet
Benji in his head: oh NOW hes jumping in front of bullets okay
😭😭
Swan casually hands benji a G6 pny card for free
Benji: i find it very difficult to read you swan.. can we study her a little bit brekkers?
Brekkers: Sir ive been studying swan since i met her, ill never understand her
They really pulled out the "who hurt you" trope i cant (also.. this benji guy and his timing 🤺)
Slacks: Mickey, are you okay?
Mickey: I should be
Slacks: are you sure? you had me worried ill be honest ... i was scared [...]
Slacks: so who did it? *mickey turns away* mickey..
Janjan: Mickey was looking for a kitten..
Brekkers: I am NOT gonna be mickeys- wait did he say i was gonna be his kitten?!
Janjan: well.. yeah-
Brekkers: well ill be his kitten if he wants me to
HUUUUUHHHHHHHH???
Slacks: mickey, stay with me come on, mickey, hey mickey [...] youre going to be alright okay, stay with me, im gonna save you, im gonna get you out of here
W RP SAAB
S: you okay?
M: i was just trying to help some of the people bleeding
S: I told you to not go, you didnt listen to me
M: what would you do? if you could help someone
S: I would do the same thing you did
theyre so similar.... slickey cannot be dead guys i have hope
Mickey: i think that the academy might be getting investigated, what do you think is my best course of action?
Dundee: fuck it keep doing it
Mickey: true ive come this far i cant close the academy down now
This feels like a movie, the first time mickey is getting investigated
Mickey: Leo,, would you come dance with me?
Slacks: *extends hand* Mr K is not watching, its fine
Mickey: I dont care if he is..
why is blau giggling and kicking his feet in the bg
Mickey: (heist) whos funding it?
Eli: idk (..)
M: im gonna say you half pass half failed that
E: wdym?
M: Why tf would you even think about telling me this shit?? (...)
i love how simultaneously on the other end yuno was listening to eli and saying he worries abt him 😭
Swan and brekkers meet again after the incident 🥹
S: how cant i not be mad at how stupid you are
B: i tried to save you!
S: oh? howd that go for you
B: great! id do it again in a heart beat
Mickey and Fiona went to pick up Raia from prison 🥹
Mickey: Miss Kaine im so proud of you, great work *hugs raia*
Fifi: good job!
Mickey: you absolutely crushed it, we will be celebrating this momentus achievement at the academy tomorrow
Timothy asked for a spicy criminal defence and he delivered
Mickey: hilarious that youre the one charging him with a crime when the real crime is that absolutely atrocious hairdo (he really shouldn't be speaking)
Blau: my reason for why marty's is my favourite is because, i think he had the hardest task to make it good and he crushed it !
(marty literally was amazing props to omie)
Mickey was asking around for a mask and Ming (i think) walked up to him and specifically got him his old anime mask
Mickey: *gasp* HE REMEMBERS!🥹
THAT WAS SO SWEET ILY
Im afraid brekkers wont survive the mickey drought
Benji: hey mickeys gone for a fuckin week! *hysterical laughter*
Brekkers: dont remind me dont remind me oh my god
Benji: its just me and you babyboy
Brekkers threatens mickey, i never thought this day would come theyre so funny
M: I have gun 💅(..) i want coffee, and also you, are a bitch on godd
B: *sobs* ill go get the coffee
M: brekkers- brekkers, i feel b- what if you have gun? *hands gun*
B: we're quitting lets go 🔫
A compilation of every time slacks mentioned mickey today to save himself from his evergrowing harem of men and singlehandedly keeping slickey alive, thanks king we are starved
Timothy comes back after successfully robbing a g6 van
Mickey: oh.. uh okay..
Timothy: whats up mickey, what? is this not acceptable
Mickey: *walks closer* excellent work mister butler
Timothy: Th-thank you
Mickey: has brekkers filled you more in on the vision?
Swan: oh his ex wife... filled me... more
(context: according to lane they slept together??) 😭😭😭
Drunk sad swan... after getting robbed and shot by the manor, this whole conversation is W rp
Brekkers: they could shoot me in the face with YOUR gun and i still wouldnt care
Swan: what if they shot mr sinclaire in the face, would you care then?
Mickeys reached a new plane of existance after meditating in a tunnel for 5 hours
Ray: mickey I have a question for you
Mickey: ..... yes
Ray: omnipotent mickey, question for you
Mickey: yes my child 🙂↕️
Strict headmaster mickey spotted a non-student at the academy
Mickey: how many people were running g6 at the time?
September: its was me, jamie and yuno
Mickey: thats crazy, and did any of them ask?
September: for...?
Mickey: your life story
hes so meaaan😭
This gives me strong shoujo vibes, when the guy is playing basketball and the girls are cheering
"Go timothy go! i mean- ehem have a good fight students!"
Mickey stirring between swan and brekkers (her pov in replies😭😭)
Swan: are you gonna be alright by yourself sir? (...)
Mickey: if he (brekkers) doesnt come out the icu tomorrow im gonna need you to help with my day to day work
Swan: b- by your side sir?
Slacks: can i touch it ?
Mickey: i mean always... but what do you mean-
jokes aside this whole situation was insane, my jaw dropped to the floor when he took off the sunglasses
Slacks: go get the hat
Mickey: it was a metaphorical hat-
Slacks: yeah but go wear one
Mickey: I am NOT wearing the black hat
Slacks: yes you are
Mickey: FINE 🚶
Dundee: why didnt you make sure i signed the contract?
Mickey: i know you, dundee, you dont like to read *unmuted giggling*
Dundee: h-ah??
Mickey: sorry ehem i scratched my throat
is he a joke to you mickey 🤨
Mickey taking business calls and arranging meetings
Meanwhile Brekkers and Swan:
B: 🕺🤸♂️ this is you this is you
S: Ngl that is you
B: No thats you! i said it was you, i said it first?!^
Brekkers tries to investigate mickey abt his kiss with slacks
Brekkers: speaking of secrets.. anything you wanna...slacks is ehem rlly nice looking.. hes got a nice suit... hem nice lips..
Mickey: go home Beverly
Brekkers: .. ok....
HE TOLD ME!:D
Mickey: captain slacks what can i do for you
Slacks: you son of a bitch, goddamn you
Mickey: ...what?
slacks did not expect mickey to be the wrecker of havoc😭😭
Just mickey wrecking havoc in the city, and somehow getting "revenge" for both brekkers and slacks in the span of a few hours while being completely out of his mind 😭😭
Blau finally found out that swan and brekkers fight over mickey 😭
Swan: sunday suit shopping???
Mickey: yup you wanna come? we're gonna get new suits
Swan: its alright, im sure.. brekkers here.. is good enough for you
Brekkers: swan its a work activity-
"you can ruin my events, but if you ruin a brekkers event i will kill all of you" okay oh okay
never getting over how ready they both are to kill for each other despite being the most non-violent characters, wdym youve been protecting each other since the first time you met??
Swan tells mickey what happened, her POV in the replies cuz its so cute 🥹
Mickey: and youre okay tho?... how do you feel?
Swan: that doesnt matter, they took the gun tho
Mickey: i dont care about the gun-
Ott: i do tbh *rage rage* (this guy😭)
Can we talk about how protective brekkers is of mickey WDYM
"Im strapped, im ready to go, i will shoot ANYBODY that tries to hurt you OKAY?" ill go cry now im so jealous of mickey having the cutest assistant best friend
An interesting conversation about Benji Ramos in zip ties covered in oil and glistening was all it took to convince chatterbox to do a job for mickey and i respect it
Mickey: how does it feel to get smoked by team professor
Timothy: fuck you, goddamnit
Mickey: EXCUSE YOU Mr. Butler(...)
Timothy: sorry sorry
Mickey: im a professor&headmaster of this academy, how dare you
Timothy: sorry .. head.. master sinclaire
bro was gritting his teeth😭
crystal talking about how she almost teared up when mickey defended swan and how it means a lot because swan views him in a mentor type of way
AAHHH i love their relationship
Mickey secretly talks to swan after ott leaves
M: that was good, continue to stand up for yourself and please, especially after yesterday, keep yourself safe (...) i know its tough but at the end of the day, the fact that youre alive is much more important
SOBBINGGG