RT @1cornishblue: Hey @SkySports I have an idea for your next Football pundit 🤔

Pollards Special Blend beans three ways. A much much appreciated gift from @bigtuboflard

Why don’t dogs need to floss?

Renewable energy has nothing compared to a spaniel with a dry cracker stuck to the roof of its mouth #35minsandcounting

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Erm…..

Last night this seemed childish and churlish. However watching multiple children with bleeding heads covered in urine being led from the stands by upset parents was a step too far. I guess it was @ManCity at fault for putting them in that part of the ground. Or maybe not

#MCFC

KANYE, IKEA and ME (aka ‘Tiles of the Unexpected!’) FULL COMEDY SPECIAL via @YouTube just in case a single person who follows me doesn’t know about the incredibly talented @TroyHawke @Greetersguild

Three and a half weeks after an optician’s visit I find out this morning my son has told the world he’s anti-semitic in his left eye

Hmmmm

Martin Keown is an actual idiot. #worldcup

Omg.

Sabbatical Day 6. It’s a long time since I had these bloody things on. Three years in fact! I’m getting ready @bigtuboflard

Each day is a new day. A chance to start again and do things right. Important things. Like catching that b@stard cat at 41

Busquets!!!!!

Very pleased with herself for sorting out her own breakfast this morning. Apparently a big fat blackbird is the best way to start the day. Who knew?

Canada? World Cup? @corinleach