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the Central line

The Downing St camera knows the shot we all really want…

the lionesses men’s team aren’t very good are they

Only clubcard users get jam x

lady danbury on her way to introduce some eligible widows to marcus #bridgertons3 https://t.co/NaA0faJLJK

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I’ve defrosted freezers quicker

Jade Thirlwall iconic tiktok replies a thread 🧵

Hang it in the Louvre.

Genius

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Susan is once again wearing her Simpsons jacket she received in 1995 when she guest-starred as Bart's ballet teacher in "Homer vs. Patty and Selma." Every guest star typically gets a jacket (or at least used to). She often wears hers publicly, more than any other guest star.

Missy Elliott announces ‘OUT OF THIS WORLD’ tour with Ciara, Timbaland, and Busta Rhymes.

gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Ja’mie King.

If I'm on holiday and there's an annoyingly loud bunch of lads, I'll find the lairiest, tell him I'm a dermatologist and there's a mole on his back he needs someone to have a look at when he gets home. Shuts him right up for the rest of the holiday.

Pete Davidson has been spotted stepping out with The Unknown from the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience

Should be fine