michel houellebecq
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Never sure if it's "by" or "a" horrible circumstance, but I've returned to France. Cheers from the buprenorphine deep for Troyzan, American.
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Michel, she says, you're missing! I nod yes: was, am, always.
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Fellow passenger on the Thailand return flight asks why I never visit Australia. This is not a question for anyone who's met an Australian.
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I have bought a tazer for personal protection but also pleasure. Clement barks at our landscaper, twitching in the grass
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Angel sees anyone if they email with decent syntax. Insists on bare. 40ish brunette, enhanced to God's own specs, no limits. Worth dying for
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Sleeping one off on the carpet. The maid vacuums around me.
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Marina was always drunk when I arrived. Horrific alterations but enthusiastic. She'd play love songs: "Have you ever had your heart broken?" Died of kidney failure last Spring
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I see a Ukrainian who is most herself when discussing her hotel's food. Surgically altered by an expert, she whispers: c'mon baby. I curl my head and hands and focus on a sheetfold
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Consolidated my pill bottles to reflect Clement's bone jar. We toast this Seacrest, chewing at our roulettes.
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Princess hosts in a girl-run collective. She is on her side for our act, limiting me with her hand. I release in her ass and leave, dick still dripping in my pants, cursing partial entry
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The window washer asks: Why always the same mess? In the same spot? When I tell him he coughs and is quiet.
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Barista found a rival cafe's apron in my hamper, showed herself out. Clement's ears perk at the door, then me, and back to the television.
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most recently Catarina put down a towel. She'd been training by plug and sequential partners. I had to cover her mouth
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I raise this glass of expectorant to the news and the depreciating currency of the event
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We visit the drugstore in tandem, Clement and I, and lie under the shaving cream.
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Had a disappointing handful of Xanax for lunch yesterday. Was hoping to wake on Thursday.
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Met this university student in a nightclub, half-slept through a boring blowjob.
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Jamie washes us both and tells me she loves me. When I thrust into her mouth she objects: "Jamie small muscle." She sits on my face as I finish by hand
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We've seen others but this journey belongs to me, Clement and this Mercedes. And Serbia! In Serbia we found girls who'd service all 3 of us.
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My ejaculate smells like ammonia. Must've drank last night.
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Radio is best when distant/just audible, as if in the far corner of a warehouse, a closed room at the end of a hall, a rooftop blocks away.
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Erin sees me on a houseboat, strapping herself into a swing before I arrive. Easy, she says at first. Easy. Then soon yes and more
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Having coffee and a cigarette, about to smear my ejaculate on a Real Doll.
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Waiting for
@larsvontrier
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Having a double espresso, watching the Matrix: Revolutions DVD menu loop over and over.
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Watching another facial compilation, wishing I could believe their smiles.
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Six waking hours have been too many. Will now bourbon and television myself back to sleep.
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Watching 'Gossip Girl' with Marie. 'Gossip Girl' is Marie's favorite.
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Deleting all non-anal erotic films from my hard drive.
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Watching waves crash below this Andalucian cliff, wondering if an Arab could make me cum.
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Frying a steak for Marie. I say, 'Marie, you're a meat-eater.'
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Clement flattens face-down as if flying. Legs straight back, arms reaching ahead. He is ready for: covert military crawls, waterslides, nap.
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Clement drags a large piece of driftwood toward me at a gallop, the lighter end in his mouth, his torso diagonal like a wayward fire truck.
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All my status updates are gone. I'm afraid of their return.
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A proton pump inhibitor for breakfast. Then Xanax and maybe some diazepam. Espresso when I get around to it.
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Would like a programmable voicebox for Marie. Also vomit mechanism.
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Writing a fan letter to the 'Survivor' contestant known as Coach.
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Should've brought an anorak. Maybe a revolver. Waterproof materials bring me joy.
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Clapping for Clement: Milkbone wishes! Fried steak dreams! He barks and leaps at my hands.
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Shopping for toothpaste. I am an efficient consumer.
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Forcefeeding the Real Doll. Also named her Marie. I say: Eat, Marie.
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Sleeping in khakis and an anorak, dreaming up mealplans for my Real Doll.
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Clement snorts: no, he would not like a Silk Cut. Plus pour moi.
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@movingsideways
Yesterday I was with a Spanish prostitute. Subservient like an Asian but more verbal and open to anal.
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This interviewer has a perfect little nose. I want her to swallow my ejaculate.
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Standing by the seaward glass as Clement, outside, barks at clouds spilling up over our cliff.
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The smell of a bottlenose rotting on the rocks below is drawing Clement too close to the cliff's edge. Today I will try to enter a coma.
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Down at the beach with Clement, teaching him a new trick: ignore frisbee, attack frisbee tosser.
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Other members of this orphan family who did not call their mothers yesterday: Marie, Clement.
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Dropped my glass. Left it there. Went on littering about the house.
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@babygirlparis
You are perfect, an absolute. The West will cap when human progress is complete, when you are made eternal.
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I feel like I've recovered a bundle of old bank statements.
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Woke on the beach as seawater soaked my back - felt leaden walking back up. Clement whines: Milkbone, s'il vous plait?
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Most annoyed. Hadn't wanted to rise yet. Will lie here until desire strikes.
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Just vomited on myself while reposed like I was exhaling. It drips from my chin to my chest.
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The agent asks: 'Would you like to endorse an abortifacient?' Thinking it over.
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