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MGBSFL Division One. Average at football. Unbelievable at Twitter. For Spanish fans: @MHDons_es #UTD #COYD
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Most properly the worse miss you will ever see on a football pitch 😂😂
@RealSaltBeef
@sportbible
@SundayShoutsFC
@SundayChants
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Mazel tov to our boy
@ScottHircombe
on his engagement, nice for him to have a proper reason to miss a game for once 💍
#UTD
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A huge congratulations to our very own
@adammorrow03
. Not quite as beautiful as Brunel but decent job nevertheless 👏🏻💍
#UTD
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We are delighted to welcome
@HazzaMoss
back into the side after recovering from his ACL Tear. It will be his first competitive game for 489 days
#UTD
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Is this the greatest goal in the history of Sunday League Football?
@sportbible
@SundayChants
@433
Take a bow
@ZCohenn
🚀😍
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What’s your favourite book shop?
Everyone: WH Smith’s, Waterstones etc.
Sam Singer:
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(‘5) Dons 1 - 0 SPEC. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SCREENS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL. JORDAN RINSLER HAS SCORED A BIG BOY GOAL IN THE RIGHT END ON PURPOSE
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Breaking News:
@AIsaacs7
has proclaimed himself as the Dons Player of the Month for October, despite mail in ballots still to come in from Bushey, which is the home state of his challenger
@samsinger95
.
@AIsaacs7
‘s lawyer
@jordanrinsler
has said he’s ready for a battle in court
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Can anyone tell us the differences between these two photos because we are really struggling to find any???
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When you're about to score a beautiful lob but Zach steals your goal on the line
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No need to panic Vale, new signings can take a while to adjust
#UTD
.
@HertswoodValeFC
had lost just once all season but have now lost their last two games after falling to a 3-1 defeat
@ScrabbleFC
B today. The win sees Scrabble move up to 6th
#mgbsfl
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A huge congratulations to the best club doctor, FIFA player and inverted full back Jewish football has ever seen
@SamWhiteman10
. Charlotte is one lucky lady👏🏻💍
#UTD
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Great to see Aya Sameshima performing a
@jordanrinsler
throw in to perfection. Great to see we have fans out in Japan, we wish Aya and the rest of the Japanese squad all the best for the rest of the tournament 🇯🇵
#UTD
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When I find myself in times of trouble
Brandon Hammé comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
One taxi
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46 year old scout James John just to tried to spy on our team for this week
@gavin_18
@RaidersNorth
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When you stick with the 4-4-2 diamond even though everyone says you need wingers
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FT DONS 2 - 1 VALE. An absolutely massive result and a testament to the huge improvements the boys have made in tactics, work rate and team morale over the last few months. 🔙🔛🔝
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In what has unfortunately become a yearly tradition here is
@JoshMoses94
after having an operation on his shoulder this time, this time his other shoulder. Have a speedy recovery 💪🏻
#UTD
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Breaking News:
@JoshMoses94
requires surgery once again after suffering a 180 degree labrum shoulder tear, this time on his other shoulder. He is expected to miss five months of action. We wish him the very best with his recovery 🙏🏻
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The
@_mgbsfl
2018/19 Goalkeeper Of The Year
@samsinger95
! Singer becomes the first player in the history of the club to win an end of season award. Congratulations on an incredible achievement, extremely well deserved 🧤 🏆
#AwardsNight
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Mazel Tov to the Dons’ first ever lineswoman and one of our most dedicated fans who’s been going home and away from the very beginning
@amyfeingold
on the announcement of her engagement to some bloke called Nick 💍 🥂 🍾
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Ladies
@samsinger95
is single and hot, if any of u can do us a favour and give him a reason to come down every Sunday we would be grateful
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VOTE FOR YOUR MAN OF THE MATCH
The Kahn brothers
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Sam Singer
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Zach Perez
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Harry Moss
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If you play
@brandon_hamme
’s last voice note at exactly 11:56:22 tonight, you’ll hear Brandon say “Up The Dons”, just as the clock strikes midnight.
Start 2018 the right way.
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(Credit:
@HazzaMoss
)
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Graeme Souness spoke about the double signing with Dons player
@josephreece1
earlier today “You know when they are Glasgow born and bred they are going to be born winners. Unlike Paul Pogba, you got to be asking what’s he doing catching Corona, £89m they signed him for, nonsense”
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Huge honour for Foden getting the coveted Reback/Rinsler/Marks minutes
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I hope no Dons fans are afraid of heights because WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE, SAY WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
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Galaxy 0-2 Dons (Kramer, 16’)
What's the most short-lived moment of happiness you've ever had? 🤔😍
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“In May, police revealed that there was a new suspect in the Madeleine McCann case but it was suspect defending at Haroldeans that costed the MH Dons in the Peter Morrison semi final....”
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Fresh off his
@_mgbsfl
Goalkeeper Of The Season Award, our very own
@samsinger95
will available in
#FUT
from 6pm today
#TOTSWATCH
@EASPORTSFIFA
#FIFA19
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A huge congratulations to the Newton Mearns Makelele
@CurtisBennett10
on his engagement to his bonnie wee lass 👏🏻💍
#UTD
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This aged well 🙊
Justice!!!
Games should be decided on the pitch not in a boardroom.
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Comes to trial with the club, we pay for his medical and then he goes and joins another club. Shocking professionalism
✍️ Robbie Neilson has strengthened his squad for the 2020/21 season with the signing of experienced winger Elliott Frear.
➡️
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A massive congratulations to
@lottiekramer
, the two-time MH Dons Wag of the Year, and
@adaml036
, winner of the MH Dons Own Goal of the Year 2019/20, on their engagement! 💍💛🖤
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#DonDeal
📝 It’s our first business of the window and it’s a double signing. We can announce that
@CurtisBennett10
and
@DillonLewis96
have joined the club on four year deals 🏴🏴
#AwriteBennett
#AwriteLewis
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“I’m actually 8th choice right back for a team in the MSFL Division 2 and I run their twitter account”
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.
@JoshMoses94
this morning has had successful Labrum Stabilisation surgery. We all wish him the very best with his recovery and look forward to seeing him back in a Dons shirt very soon 🙏🏻
#UTD
#COYD
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3-0. Jo Reece with a chip even more audacious than his attempts to chirspe half of north London at the same time. (45’)
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Zach when he enters the box
These people get blown over by the wind as Storm Eunice batters people to the ground in Croydon, South London.
#StormEunice
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This is Sam Singer. Sam is our keeper who unfortunately broke his humerus last season. He can now only use one arm (as shown below), the smile is a brave one hiding the pain that he is in. If you are a keeper, come and sign for us, it’s the only way Sam’s true smile will return
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KAUFMAN WOAH
KAUFMAN WOAH
HE WON'T HAVE ANY KIDS
HE'S GONE AND BEAT REDBRIDGE
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We are delighted to announce the signing of midfielder
@OllyGoodman3
. Olly joins the club after impressing management after completing a 7 year trial period
#DonDeal
#GoodmanSigns
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Best of luck to former Dons
@adam_bowman
,
@deejh7
and
@NahteDlog99
ahead of today’s PMT semi final. All three played a role in our journey to the semi finals last season and it’s great to see they are back amongst it once again this year. Bring it home
@BorussiaBarnet
🏆
#BVB
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Congratulations to our manager and chairman
@brandon_hamme
for winning The Jack Wolff Memorial Trophy which is awarded to the
@_mgbsfl
Team Secretary Of The Year 👏🏻👏🏻
#UTD
#COYD
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5️⃣0️⃣ Appearances
7️⃣ Goals
Congratulations to our very own
@tichard280
who on Sunday played his 50th game for the club 👏🏻
#UTD
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Nagioff launches into a press so strong the Saudi government is arranging to have him assassinated a we speak. (‘9)
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Absolutely shocking decision from the
@JewishChron
to get rid of their Sports pages, you have just lost a huge portion of your readers. It will only be a matter of time until they realise the mistake they have made
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The Chairman showing
@jamienags
around the state-of-the-art facilities at Mill Hill Park. A huge one-game marquee signing on the cards
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50 and Not Out 🏏
A big congratulations to our Mancunian machine
@Adam_Lisberg
on 50 games for the club 👏🏻👏🏻
#UTD
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BREAKING: no game today, so the manager has chosen a select group of players to attend a team bonding experience in Paris.
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In his most important contribution to our season so far, Josh Cinna has just arrived with a generous supply of brioche for all our hungry fans
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HE’S QUICK
HE SCORES
HE KNOWS THEM CORPORATE LAWS
JORDAN RINSLER JORDAN RINSLER
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