mertzy abi
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sometimes i forget how privileged i am to live dead center in europe, like i can drive:
30 minutes to 🇫🇷
2 hours to 🇨🇭
4 hours to 🇦🇹
5 hours to 🇨🇿 or 🇧🇪
6 hours to 🇮🇹
7 hours to 🇳🇱
9 hours to 🇪🇸 or 🇬🇧
in america it takes like 6 hours just to go to a different state
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whoever thinks this is about hiding porn doesn't realize it's a deliberate change to make right wing extremists more comfortable on this platform and to boost right wing content through increased impressions
nobody is more afraid to openly like posts than bigots
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I JUST REALIZED I’VE BEEN RENDERING MY VIDEOS AT 2540x1440 RESOLUTION INSTEAD OF 2560x1440 FOR 5 YEARS STRAIGHT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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pretty sure i just played against my first ever lagswitch opponent in 1v1s... was up 7-4 with 30 seconds left, all of a sudden i can't move and he easily scores 5 goals and the server is perfectly fine again after that
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today i had two workers do some work in my flat and when they saw my gaming setup they asked what games i play... long story short it turns out they are hardstuck champs in rocket league, fanboy over squishy, jstn and scrubkilla, and hate how the game has become cosmetics only
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watched football for 20 years and i can't see what's supposed to be so "women" about this, it's an incredible goal
This is a UCL Final btw, women football isn’t real 😭
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went to a ‘german’ style bar in florida and they refused entry because i showed a german ID and drivers license because they couldn’t verify it
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bro this is how technologically challenged 🇩🇪 is:
i’m trying to taxi home (ubers aren’t allowed here) & ask them if i can pay with card, 3 of them say no until one finally says yes. we arrive & mf whips out a card reader and tries to connect it to his phone via bluetooth.. (1/3)
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call me simp idc but lanna is fr my favorite person ❤️ omw back to germany and already miss her
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as a european, if i saw tom brady on the street i genuinely wouldn't recognize him
is this the same with americans when the talk is about someone like ronaldo, messi etc. ?
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6 years ago vs now
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omfg google street view is finally available in germany after 14 years of it being ‘illegal’ 😭😭
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americans don't appreciate the fact that they have an authentic mexican place around every corner
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i just wanna move to america, buy jdm cars and spend all my time modding them
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i dedicate my first tweet to everyone who still use the pixelated shades topper
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not to make it sound like a flex but it’s still sooo surreal to have literal lines of fans form the second i go to the general area. like how is this my life, it’s easy to forget how long of a process it was to be here and experience sth like this. honestly blessed
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this community is so whack lmao why do people care so much about how other people live and talk behind ones backs. too many nosey and two-faced people in rocket league i stg, makes me never wanna form any genuine friendship with anyone. literal high school shit
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i still always introduce myself to community members at LANs if i don’t know them and they’ll respond with like “i know” and it’s lowkey always so uncomfortable
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not people posting pictures of themselves with me for my birthday, and me being drunk in literally all of them 😭💀
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why is it always about sex with these people 💀 if that's what you really care about, why not boycott target for selling condoms and sex toys? oh i know, because it's never been about protecting the children
Cracker Barrel should have stayed neutral, but they decided to endorse grooming & freaky sex.
You would think they would have learned after BudLight & Target have lost billions.
#BoycottCrackerBarrel
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apparently twitter assumes i'm female based on my activity on my main account 💀💀
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america really does overfund its police huh
i just went to a random ass drive thru and there were 2 police men guiding the drive thru traffic 💀💀 thanks for your service guys 🫡
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so i interrupt and say i have cash in dollars and he asks how much and ends up just taking $15 for a 10€ drive 😭😭 why is this country living in the stone age when it comes to cash (3/3)
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as a man i haven't cried in so long i legit wonder if i can even do it anymore or if it would even help
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never realized how common it is in the west to keep shoes on inside the house/apartment
i always have to tell friends to take them off when they visit me and instinctivly take mine off at their place which always makes for weird looks 💀
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tried to give the taylor album a genuine listen bc i never understood the lana del rey hype until i listened to some projects, but with her there’s just… nothing?
like it’s not bad, but she just doesn’t do anything remotely interesting to be the most successful female artist
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i've only been publicly leftist for a year and am already exhausted, idk how bernie sanders been doing this shit for 200 years
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lanna thinks i spent 5 months this year in florida to see her, but little does she know i was just visiting vice city for the full gta 6 experience
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i don’t get the burger king hate at all, it’s genuinely one of the best fast food chains
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he then tries to set it up for like 10 minutes while the phone repeadetly says ‘connection failed’. that’s when he decides to call customer service 💀💀 mind you i just come from an 18 hour journey and just wanna walk into my apartment.. (2/3)
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got the visa approved, see you in landon 😎
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i think the world is just a shitty place with shitty people. and ik the reason for it, but if i say it i’ll be in trouble. it’s the root cause for all the hate and bigotry
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a member of the senate really did all that on christmas eve
"not now sweetheart, daddy is writing a bunch of slurs online to test elon musk's free speech AI"
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someone genuinely offered me money for my sound effects folder i use in my videos
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and then he goes "best lag player" and "this was absurd".. lmfaoooo come on bro bffr
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iran has the right to defend itself
Read my statement on the Iranian regime’s reckless attack against Israel.
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3 more days until my country becomes either a sharia or a FREE and SECULAR country 🇹🇷😎
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it was so humbling to see this whole scene from the perspective of someone who isn't a content creator or pro. i forget how cool it is that i get to play with pros, big youtubers etc. and maybe gc2 isn't even that bad in the grand scheme of things 😇😇 (it is)
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gonna be in florida for the remainder of february wish me luck
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if we're talking about the mistake to lose possession, that's just what high offensive pressure does to a mf and we see it all the time in men's football. it was well executed, seems unfair to discredit the goal
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i set up templates ages ago for each resolution off the top of my head and must have got it wrong. the funniest thing is, my footage would always have tiny black borders on each side and i’d just stretch it to fill it hahahaha wtf is even my brain
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i noticed that you can spend all your energy to do a million good things for someone, and they will never appreciate or remember them the same way they remember a negative thing forever
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i just found out i’ve been paying $45 a month for an adobe premiere pro that i’m not using since 2020 i need to sit down for a moment
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they kept telling me i sounded familiar but they ultimately couldn't put their finger on it (luckily). before leaving one of them asked if i was a youtuber and i said no because my ass did NOT wanna get doxxed lmao i stg i never met anyone who played RL out in the wild in germany
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6th video in a row to be performing 1 out of 10.. and this one was just a filler video for the holidays as well
it’s crazy how much support my recent videos have been getting
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hot take: americans will look at saudi arabia and talk down sharia law as being oppressive, then pass the same bills and see nothing wrong
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also one last thing: one of them asked if i ever played with a pro before (bc i'm gc2 and they think that's close to pro level) and when i said i played with jstn and scrub before they lost their minds 😭😭
idk why i'm sharing this but this doesn't usually happen in germany 💀
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none of my youtube videos are true 1440p, sorry you had to find out this way
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actually fell in love with making content again, i guess i just needed to start collabing with people again
for the first time ever, i'm a video ahead of schedule and have 5 videos recorded that i'm working on
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i sent my favorite youtuber, who i've been watching for 12 years and who inspired me to start youtube to begin with my merchandise, and it's so cool to see him wear it in videos and streams to this day. just super wholesome vibes
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honestly i'm glad it's cold in germany rn bc all y'all mfs would be nonstop complaining that there are no AC's here
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i called a taxi today and the driver went to the destination to pick me up.. fml
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the nickmercs "protect the kids" ghouls been real quiet since this dropped
Interesting that Dr Disrespect edited the word ‘minor’ out of his original statement.
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after visiting boston, i have to say it’s superior to any US city i have ever been to mainly bc of walkability and the subway, but there’s something about florida that just can’t be beaten bro idk what it is, it’s got that special sauce
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my biggest regret is not buying a house when i was in kindergarden
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i officially entered the us green card lottery, let's see if i'll one day be able to work in the states
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"if she would dress more modestly, men wouldn't have to do this"
how about you stop being insecure instead? you don't have to do anything, you dont own your girl. maybe work on your insecurities first & wonder why society made it ok for men to sexualize women
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seeing how devastating the earthquake was in east turkey, i don't want to imagine what the next big one would look like in istanbul.. i'm getting chills even thinking about it.. 😪
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fun fact: i’ve been supporting uruguay since 2010 because turkey never made it to any international competitions
diego forlan was my favorite player growing up 🇺🇾
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my team just beat fucking manchester united at old trafford lmfaooooooooo 😭😭😭💀
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it took me until now to figure out that XING means “crossing” because “x” is a cross… bro i genuinely thought it was some chinese lingo
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dog this shit has 77k likes in 2024
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probably some of the lowest i've felt in a while, but i trust the process as always. i always get out of these
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this was a question on my UK visa application, what is the correct answer here? i'm conflicted bc they have no problem supporting these right now
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i can't be the only one who struggles with quick mathematics, like some combinations of numbers just don't stay in my head no matter how often i do them, so it's a whole 2 step process in my head
what do you mean you know what 7x9 or 7x8 is off the top of your head?
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my main account isn’t ‘official’, but good thing i’m familiar with not being official 🤝💀
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the sky also went from 🇺🇸 to 🇩🇪 and i just can’t bro.. i envy everyone who lives in a warm environment
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this symbol has been coopted by far-right extremists such as the fascist group "grey wolves", who in many countries are designated a terror group organization, who have used said symbols in massacres, slaughters and burnings of kurds, syrians and armenians. absolutely FUCK merih
UEFA has launched an investigation into Turkey defender's Merih Demiral's "alleged inappropriate behaviour" after he celebrated a goal at Euro 2024 by displaying a hand sign associated with an ultra-nationalist group.
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it makes me think i need to just expect everyone to know me by default, but that’s even more cringe
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i already know what i’m wearing to rotterdam, i need to educate this community on some stuff 🤝
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yeah i have indeed NOT been selected for a green card in the lottery, we try next year
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i landed in florida and they immediately made me fight an alligator to get out
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i wonder if the genocidal bigots in the west will hold the same values as they did on october 7th now that israel attacked iran first. i guarantee any defense from iran won't be tolerated because it's been about "brown and muslim" all along
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on another note i lost 15kg (33lbs) since july so that’s pretty pog
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i keep buying rocket league items and never using them, someone send help
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so many people care about other people's lives and have expectations for random strangers and i just don't get it dude, just let people live and we wouldn't have 90% of the issues the world has
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