RT @jaboukie: if i was drake rn id be fetal position under a weighted blanket watching pre-wheelchair episodes of degrassi on an overheated…

My son wouldn’t eat food when he was a baby/toddler and one pediatrician told me her son was an extremely picky eater and she was happy when he only ate spoonfuls of butter

I turned on the Super Bowl bc I want to see the halftime show and the first thing I saw was a Nike commercial that made me cry. I failed the IQ test

@theshrimplord It’s obvious people get addicted to it/it’s something more sinister than just people caring about their appearances and having the means to change the things they don’t like. There shouldn’t be surgery “trends” that freaks me out

RT @EPotterMD: On January 7th, 2025 I shared a video, after I was asked to call UnitedHealthcare from the operating room to answer administ…

My son loves to walk up to kids 3x his age and say “hi I’m Oscar what’s your name” and it makes me feel so simultaneously proud and scared for his heart

I think gun laws end up hurting poor people that have guns worse than they hurt wealthy right wingers that have guns, which seems to be a prison problem more than a pro gun problem bc it’s true for all laws. The more guns the more deaths from guns.

I also offered them string cheese and be reminded me that he’s “lacked toasted tolerant”

Not going to get into it with this guy but I don’t think bootstrapping has ever saved anyone from avian influenza

@mywifeborat He’s such a bitch

I think the most New Orleans thing that’s ever happened was actually at Lycee, a school that sort of hates New Orleans, when the ceo said the school buses had been stolen from the dismissal line when they were in fact reposessed because the school had not paid.

RT @HonkIfUrHoary: When I was on SNAP, there were days when only the promise of an ice cream carton waiting for me at home got me through t…

@StaceyJSpiehler And you know what some people will be those heroes, and some people will find other boring yet effective ways to work the system, but most people are just being negative

I’m very realistic about what I’m willing to do as a pregnant mom and getting tear gassed again is not it