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Sophie turner is stronger than me cause if my ex husband was holding my children’s passports so they couldn’t come to my home country id start spreading rumors about him and his brothers finger blasting each other tbh
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FUCK I REALLY DID FIND OUT FROM POP CRAVE
President Joe Biden has dropped from the presidential election.
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the pandemic has now lasted for two Jennifer Lopez engagements
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Al Pacino was so upset about lily’s loss he said “idk Oppenheimer ig 🙄” same king
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If we’re doing another dahmer story can it be about the Milwaukee cops who literally helped him murder a child because their homophobia and racism was just too powerful?
Sneak peek of Evan Peters as Jeffrey Dahmer in Ryan Murphy’s DAHMER for Netflix.
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Daniel about to ruin a nearly 80 year marriage
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Lestat on hot ones, Lestat throwing a fit he lost at the Grammys, Lestat performing at NYE while Anderson cooper is getting hammered, Lestat doing a vanity fair lie detector test video and breaking the machine, Lestat hosting a season of Love is Blind, Lestat in blind items, Lest
We had our people call his people and, well, he's here.
The Vampire Lestat returns in the new season of
#InterviewWithTheVampire
, premiering on AMC and AMC+.
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My nephew has a little group of kids his age he plays fornite online with
My sister: who are you talking to?
Jax: my friend
Sister reassuring my mom It’s Fine: they’re not really friends they just play the game together
TINY 6 Y/O VOICE FROM THE SPEAKER: Yes I am his friend!
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Willa when she’s FLOTUS and people make fun of President Connor
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this is the coolest a person could possibly look
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Lmao just so no one forgets Ted sucked so hard his own brother read the manifesto and was like the only person who sucks this hard is my brother Ted and that’s how they got the bitch
NEW: Ted Kaczynski known as the Unabomber died in his prison cell this morning, according to a BOP spokesperson.
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@theoceanblooms
and finally a celeb that uses that money for GOOD COSTUMES!! Nothing from party city we love to see it
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Roman really said “🥺” and we’ve forgiven an entire season of transgressions
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As soon as the meal fit for a king scene happened I was like oh we are so over these people will never be happy again I’m gonna be SICK
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My boring normal Kate Middleton theory is that she’s freezing William out and forcing him to deal with this mess until he dumps Mistress Clip Clop- my conspiracy theory is that Tyler Perry is holding her hostage in Madea jail until she apologizes to Harry and Meghan
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Alright fine if we’re gonna Barbie discourse let’s discourse: WHERE was the scissoring
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Kate Middleton is the person who screamed at Rebecca Ferguson which is why she’s hiding out at the AI Wonka experience in Glasgow
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shiv turned into her mother, kendall is a cog with no machine, and Roman is a beaten little boy who cries!! Their own personal nightmare versions of themselves!!!!!
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The wolf of waffle street
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Ok but him dying at 99 and not going over 100 is honestly a level of dedication to the brand that is unprecedented….what an icon….
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This 10 year old interviewing John Mulaney deserves a Pulitzer
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Me, no longer the only person in the family whose social life is 98% online
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the way she says it completely unprompted, out of the blue, for no one other than herself
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I’m in the middle of watching this for the first time and I can literally feel the power of incredible television healing my soul and body on a molecular level
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no one ever talks about how he did this WITH HIS DICK OUT
"You meant for him to die?"
Catelyn
"I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health. Yes, I meant for him to die."
Jaime Lannister
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I love this time of year when zoos give all the animals pumpkins to play with…I just saw a porcupine fully inside a carved pumpkin munching away on the insides…wish that was me…
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You know the guys who later were awarded $50k for their involvement in the murder of a child and then one of them became president of the police union!
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Field trip to the historial Paddys Pub, a hotbed of revolutionary activity in 1776 Philadelphia!!!!!!!!!!
Season 4 of ‘Abbott Elementary’ will feature a cross-over episode with another show.
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Charles Manson ate nothing but LSD and dumpster scraps and made it to 83 so u know what go ahead and have those chicken nuggets
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Kendall would wear this to the met gala
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I had a dream I tweeted “Kim k with braids looks like the triceratops from land before time” and people got mad but idk I think my subconscious made some points
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‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE’ has been renewed for Season 3 at AMC.
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this is gonna be juicy as hell omg they don’t even need to dramatize anything
Netflix is developing a limited series based on the life of President John F. Kennedy.
Sources say the streamer envisions the series as an American version of 'The Crown.'
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I can’t believe it’s the last succession sunday…it’s truly been an honor posting with you all
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my biggest problem with Claire the bear is that the big stressor was “does Camry have time for her with such a whirlwind of a job” while she’s an entire EMERGENCY ROOM DOCTOR
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@_glorianas
meanwhile Jimmy was so babygirl and charming seasoned drug lords were like I gotta work w this guy 🫶
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new dream job is a rogue translator who adds in dialogue to make every character gay
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Cousin Greg does not have the whimsy in his heart, the sensitivity in his soul to portray Jim Henson
The first trailer for Jason Reitman’s ‘SATURDAY NIGHT’ has been released.
In theaters on October 11.
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Plugging his PRODUCTION company on this is crazy…deeply unserious country!!!!!!!
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I got VIOLENTLY sick after a small cut on my foot got infected from the Ian flood waters last year-a family friend had to have his leg amputated because of infection he got. This is v scary and dangerous!!
New York City emergency officials have issued a travel advisory as heavy rain and flooding hits
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Execs over at Disney doing a rail off an interns stomach: what if the Dalmatian lady was the joker
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Again his interest is mainly in the dancing and the skins but thanks complete stranger I’ll alert the village elders
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Greg having a wonderful vacation in Italy oblivious to his entire family crumbling
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Mindhunter season 3 or keep it
Something special is coming tomorrow from David Fincher… 👀
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Lmao remember when Logan didn’t trust that Kendall wouldn’t POSION HIS FOOD so he made his GRANDSON eat it first lmao Iverson gonna be making TikToks in front of the casket
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the Gay Characters Haphazardly Thrown Together at the End to Make Everything Straight in the 90s Club:
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love when rich people completely untethered from reality wild out for our amusement it’s truly MWAH just everything
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If Steve Kornacki told me I’m fucking up I would IMMEDIATELY correct myself-that old man should listen to the khakis if he wants to survive
NEW: Among voters 18-34, 70% disapprove of Pres. Biden’s handling of the Israel-Hamas war in the
@NBCNews
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@SteveKornacki
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my Extremely Offline bf wants to watch death on the Nile little does he know he’s about to get a 45 minute PowerPoint presentation on each member of the cast and the scandals they’ve been involved with
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Season 3 of succession is going to have nothing to do with the business it’s just gonna be all these tall bitches HOOPIN
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Real photo shoots are back…..
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I’m screaming my fucking ass off guys at first look I thought this was announcing Bonnie Hunt has joined the cast for season 2
The official Instagram account of ‘INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE’ teases the upcoming second season: “See you again soon.”
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shiv being called unhinged AND hysterical AND accused of lying about being pregnant all in the same episode I feel feral
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Con being a young kid when his mom was institutionalized, probably decades before any of his siblings were even born, but them still knowing the type of cake he was eating…they must have heard that story over and over again 😭
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I’m sorry I just…you can’t work at a target or rent an apartment if you’re a convicted felon in this country but you’re allowed to run for president. How do they expect any of us to take ~the law seriously now lmao
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In 1998 we had a treat where you licked a big hard stick of pure sugar and dipped it in different sugar and then licked that sugar until the roofs of our mouths were completely eroded by chemicals
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Each ruined by the poison Logan dripped through-Ken’s anger and obsession driving everyone away, shiv trailing behind the man in charge like a kicked puppy, roman weak and beaten down….I’m in pain!!!!!!!!!!
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@AndyRichter
“If only we could do something” say the people who have all the power to do something
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They yaaaasssified furbies
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I dunno how anyone can have anything negative to say about Halloween when it gives us Babies in Costumes, our most precious and important resource
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#iwtv
I’m sorry it’s just soooo funny Armand went 500 years without ever making a fledgling (meanwhile Lestat is Nick cannon) and then decides you know what fuck it this old man is now my son
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Not TMZ breaking this news lmao
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Serial killer movies and shows need to stop the narrative that they are some sort of other worldly ~genius monsters we just can’t understand-they’re human pieces of shit and violent misogynists who only got away with it for so long because of bad police work
Chad Michael Murray will star as Ted Bundy in ‘American Boogeyman’, based on the untold story of the intrepid detective and rookie FBI profiler who pursued the serial killer.
Lin Shaye and Holland Roden co-star.
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Not him coming for Seth Rogans gig!!!
Chris Evans is planning to act less regularly
"I’d like to just smoke a joint, put on some music [and] get into pottery"
(via
@GQMagazine
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and the Oscar for best picture goes to-WHATS THIS?? OH MY GOD ITS GABRIEL FROM MALIGNANT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!
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Most of the time l*ndl*rds make you pay an 2 months rent before you even move in so imo why don’t they just use that entire months rent they got for free during this time
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guys don’t worry the sibs will reunite for the birth of Logan Lukas Jeryd Wambsgams
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Positively sick to my stomach at the idea we’re losing succession but at least we won’t have to deal with the normies and their game of thronesification of it anymore
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When Ewan said a six year old and a four year old terrified to speak and communicating through their eyes-and the cut to Roman and Kendall…..television baby!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if I knew I would have to do dishes every single day of my life I simply would not have been born
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I CANT BELIEVE JOHN AND ANNA MULANEY HAD TO DIE SO BENNIFER COULD RISE FROM THE ASHES ONCE AGAIN
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he really had an emotional breakdown at his own birthday party and then cut off all his hair he’s a tumblr girlie thru and thru
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real ones will remember when Bradley cooper was just called victor garbers bottom bitch in certain circles
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how is Logan having grandson test his food in case his son was poisoning him like the third most upsetting thing about this episode I’m SICK
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Logan promising the company to Kendall at 7 years old was probably such an off handed remark that he forget twenty minutes later but it became Kendall’s entire reason for living
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Finally someone is asking the important questions
British GQ writer: Could Obama "murder Trump and Pence" then pardon himself?
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