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The Merkin King

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I'm just a country boy in the big city, trying to get along. #NotABot just not very active. Acct usually controlled by my stepdaughter😂 likes/rt ≠ endorsements

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Joined June 2018
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@HazelAppleyard_ I missed this SO much these past 4 years. 😭 We are so back ✨
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@HazelAppleyard_ It's actually a game played by puppies, & has one intermission that consists of kittens playing (called the Kitty Halftime Show). Tbh, I think you might like it! #PuppyBowl
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@VOCcaptain @Shoestring_Lab @JamesOKeefeIII My dad has ALWAYS recognized people by their gait. It is incredible how distinctly different everyone's walk is if you really pay attention. He can't remember names to save his life, & faces aren't reliable for him, but he never forgets a gait.
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@JamesOKeefeIII I'm kinda shocked that more people don't know this. #iPhone I have ALWAYS covered my cam & used passcodes only to unlock.
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@A1readyP1atinum @Tigc0 @TAFKACharle @silvermander You sure about that? 🙄
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@Sanjit__T I'm no expert, and I while I agree the calls in favor of the Chiefs against the Bills were outrageous... I don't see how this wasn't a call against the Eagles. Wasn't that a face mask grab by the Bird? At best it's a wash, & no call should have been made. Genuinely confused.
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@SaveUSAKitty @WesternLensman Nah, doesn't sound like her (most noticeably, I don't think Sam speaks with that constant upward inflection that this chick does).
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@JackPosobiec OmG…this guy took off the voice disguise, lol
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@ThinkerOfStock @JackPosobiec Huh. A woman. A little bit surprising, but also... not at all surprising. 🤔
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@Questionsahora @JackPosobiec I mean, definitely gay. Possibly from CA but not necessarily. Very likely a narcissist. ...And back to "definitely" on deception 😉
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@JackPosobiec You can also tell that he didn't conceive of his daughter naturally.
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@TheChiefNerd Because I despise the Birds, the Chiefs by default will be getting my lackluster support.
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@elonmusk It's incredible how effective the propaganda in Western media has been. So few people understand what is happening in S.A. 🇿🇦 😔
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@fuckeveryword Ideally after marriage, but I'm not gonna be a stickler. At the very least, wait until they are adults & have consented, please. Otherwise...
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@RealDonKeith Good times. I remember this 😂
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Right? We hit a plateau where we could laugh at ANYTHING. I think after ~2007 things started to decline, & then suddenly declined RAPIDLY during Obama's term (especially 2012+). Tbh, the 90's were great, & race just wasn't a thing where I grew up (despite the public education system, which had already started seeping in DEI/sensitivity nonsense into policies & the curriculum at that point... but it wasn't especially pervasive yet). We are different, but so what? If I liked you as a person, it never mattered what race you were. I could befriend anybody.
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@RealDonKeith @JQ_USA 💯. We should all be able to laugh at ourselves.
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@ChiliConJuan @RealDonKeith Hell yeah! 👊
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@elonmusk ALL of the left + some of the (RINO/establishment) right... yes. I don't let the likes of Mitch McConnell, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, or old guard grifters like Bill Kristol, et al, off the hook for a microsecond. They're all crooks.
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RT @wrong_speak: Notice that Democrats are more upset about the auditor than they are about the auditor's findings. They don't dispute @el…
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