alice (parody)
@mercurialbean
Followers
322
Following
95K
Statuses
41K
They told me not to do it but I did it anyways. She/Her. βοΈπβοΈπβοΈβ¬οΈ
The Void
Joined December 2011
Iβm contemplating, Iβm scheming, Iβm marketing, Iβm whoring, Iβm plotting, Iβm in cahoots, I am writing down the calculations, I am smoking weed, perfecting my craft, gaining intrigue, both creating and debunking conspiracies, and above all, Iβm having fun.
0
3
7
@idun_care For me it doesnβt matter, I can barely even sleep with my cat in my bed with me. I also canβt sleep without an eye mask and ear plugs or Iβll wake up at any light/sound. Iβm also a 12th houser.
0
0
1
itβs so obvious Kanye is energy harvesting, that man is an occultist, a high warlock alchemist
0
2
5
Jupiter went direct in my 10th and now my store is closing?!?! The FUCK is that?!
0
0
1
Letβs gooooooo!!!!
π¨#BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.3% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 1.9% yesterday. This equates to a 1 in 43 chance of impact, with a 97.7% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.
0
0
2
Real as fuck
Menstruation is bizarre. It's like something David Lynch would have came up with.
0
0
4
