Menacing Apple
@menacing_apple
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@cucucumbie I sure do love not having to live with the fact that I harassed a victim because I stayed neutral
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@ReviewsPossum @TheHirmen rig a shotgun to fire at the door if someone knocks, problem solved.
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@GreenTextRepost "If I could choose a superpower it would be to make anybody I want cum super hard just by willing it."
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@GastHeer_ It must be miserable to see a cool game and all you can think about are hypotheticals on a fandom that doesn't even exist yet.
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@cctvidiots Oh, that's a video of a woman dying before my very eyes. Theres a video of a woman getting killed from a machine accident on my Twitter timeline
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@toruforevamente @PhantomPiece16 @spidathomas @KozukiDOden I could wipe my ass and it would warrant its own article on this site.
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@NxtDeterio "If he did manipulate those children,". "children?". "it wouldn't take away from the fac-". "I AM NOT A GROOMER!"
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@starxeebs @OjeiNoWay You type like a movie with subtitles on when one of the characters gets shot mid sentence.
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@Kanelipe87 @kishkybe Shonen Jump editorial: Oda we need another female character!. Oda: dw bro I got you covered
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@CSPerfectShot CSM fans after doing something illegal (They couldn't beat the handcuff devil and now the neighbor has a contract with the restraining order devil)
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@AltHistCody Ben: This is only the beginning. They were smart to start with a country people love to hate. Grandpa Max: Ben, what are you talking about?
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@M1das_OW2 He would probably say something like "My pronouns are Suck/MyBalls, thank you for asking".
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@SPL0TCHMIY0MA @GeneralEfficien Giant fetishes are rampant within the furry community, having the characters be giant furries is oddly specific.
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@yzispx @JAMIEVARDYISHA1 Exactly, he blends in with all the other big accounts that steal other tweets he's unknown.
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@GreenTextRepost Sony doesn't have to do anything because as soon as Nintendo hears that someone is pirating their games they'll send assassins to kill him.
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@TreasChest Oh that's a video of a soldier being blown up with a grenade in meme format. Theres a video of a soldier being blown to bits while music from "The Lions Sleep Tonight" plays in the background on my Twitter timeline
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@Artism_Vpn The replies section on popular tweets are so lobotomized its insane, its just a bunch of unrelated memes and when it is about the meme its minimal input. Worst of all these checkmarks drown out all the good comments too.
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@CosmicBob11 @UpdatingOnRome Apart from Jesus' religious significance, he's undeniably one of history's most impactful figures. Given his universal recognition, why not build a system around him? Saying "200 BC (Before Christ)" is more understandable than "200 BCE" to the average person.
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@NxtDeterio Me to my severely injured grandma after I drop kicked her down a flight of stairs:
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@unrivaledsniper "Are you a family guy because you're Peter Griffin or are you Peter Griffin because you're a family guy?" . -Cleveland Brown to Peter Griffin.
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@ShitpostRock They're putting this guy up there with child traffickers and molesters because he was into Hatsune Miku porn. Pedophile is losing its meaning on this site.
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@NorvixMachinae @HighExarchYrel @LemonayLime @image_origins Telling your potential boss to go suck your "dick and balls" usually has consequences behind it whether you say it on the internet or not 🤯🤯🤯
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@shrekswifey2 @PopCrave Some people cant comprehend the idea that people that aren't white can be compared or look the same.
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@halomancer1 Holy fuck Wojaks are just dolls for chronically online people how did I not realize this.
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@PathfinderFacts "WHAT?? You don' fuck with no JJK, no One Piece, no nothin'?!!". "Woody. I like anime, just as long as it's none of that tourist shit."
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@dirtknapper69 @koalapuffss Don't say that word around them, it's like the Stoner's version of Voldemort.
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@slimerslimeough @unkyndled I think we should all deactivate from this site and never return honestly.
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@Nu11ifyy @NavyBluue_ @DraifuThevil @JabbityJibbity @HytaleNewsYT @operagxofficial Five Nights at Biden's 1 is now lost media
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@j0xnah @immensesexeur @HumansNoContext I don't know any NFT marketplace with an atom and lightning bolt symbol Mr. Jonah
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@UltimaShadowX @nescartridges @DakDreaded Can we all agree to not make memes based off porn anymore I'm tired of this shit
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@ianpiepenbrock_ @mmiakapro No CIA interrogation tactic could make me admit something like this.
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@_Lucrix @realRubenSim Furries after they get forced to read a book on how to insult a person without being weird as fuck
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@ChappieIsHappy @GreenTextRepost Change your pfp, jojo fans dont deserve to associate with this.
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@GreenTextRepost >4chan greentext.>mentions mother."Impressive, very nice, now's let's see the ending."
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@j0xnah @immensesexeur @HumansNoContext What's with the atom symbol and lightning bolt on your user.
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@kopiumorgana @NorvixMachinae @HighExarchYrel @LemonayLime @image_origins He did take the joke, but there were still consequences.
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@4chan_green There is a secret society hiding in plain sight that keeps sending gay sex greentexts to these 4chan accounts and nothing else.
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@BKWelles "I can't hear you. I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out" . NEVER LET MAN WRITE AGAIN 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯.
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@ShitpostGate Drake the type of guy to leave a human shaped hole behind when he goes through a wall
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@Die4Gesichter @Thomassillia @SirZyzy @slensquared They think they're doing some cool social experiment I imagine because they call the guy a "Test Subject".
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@ReviewsPossum Oh, that's furry vore. Theres somebody casually posting furry vore on my Twitter timeline
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@AlbaMoth "You fool! By acting like a dumbass, I have led you to believe I'm a dumbass! I am very smart.".
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