I AM SO FUCKINF EXCITED FOR LMBM!!!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH SMASH AND SEE MY FRIENDS AND LOSE IN FRIENDLIES AND GET LOST IN MANHATTAN LIKE ITS HOME ALONE 2!!!!!!!
the baddest alt women have the most normal prettyboy boyfriends and i ask. when is it my turn. where is my quirked up white boy that im utterly gone for.
there is truly nothing quite like public transport when you’re 3 drinks in… one airpod in, country music on, playing iMessage games and losing my shit to my Twitter feed. perfect level for pondering yet maintaining whimsy. i am giddy in public and romanticising life!
I'm going to become the best female Terry that the super smash brothers ultimate competitive community has ever seen
Starting with Virginia, the MDVA region, the east coast, america, and then the world
I dont care how long it'll take, I'm gonna get it done
Just watch me
drunk as fuck on a Saturday afternoon manspreading on my couch watching rangers/bruins drinkin IPAs boutta build my PC in my new case
never felt so much raw masculinity in my veins
not the new yorker fitness centre lift for my 2 year gym anniversary… grateful to 5am lifts w/ my brother & the motivation from being a buff Terry main 😮💨
today i am scaring the hoes by guessing the county a photo was taken in based on the license plates in the background. this time it was this EU plate, which i correctly identified as Kilkenny, Ireland and i was told that’s pretty weird
i thought it was a cool ability …
if i spend 18 years as an asexual only to find out my turn on is someone talking about their first gen pokemon strats i am excusing myself from existence
i got a girl’s phone number (that’s it that’s the tweet) but i told her my cat is 100% autistic and showed her a photo and she said “yk how people say pets look like their owners? i definitely see it”
she read my soul man neither of us have a THING goin on in our heads…
hey, girls in my town with an onlyfans! you look hot! i support you! but do NOT include your full legal name + ur town & state! watermark ur photos! make a bag but do it safely please <3
bitches look at pics of 15 year old me on instagram and be like “she’s not even goth!!” maddie you wouldn’t know goth if it hit you in the face with a platform, step off
currently with 0 hoes 0 prospects 0 people to twirl my hair over 0 gym crushes but at least the dude that stocks our vending machines said i look good as hell
pros of dating me
-if ur a lil ugly in the morning i cant see you anyway
-always lost (everything is an adventure)
-if you move anything in the house it’ll throw me off completely & provide days of amusement