this neuvifuri buff card is foul 😭😭 (when an off-fielder and on-fielder deals the same type of elemental damage to the same enemy, attacks enemy with a falling sword 😭😭)
Between Clorinde who now frequently visits Furina's house and Neuvifuri who goes on water-tasting dates (implying that Furi also has expertise in discerning the intricacies of water flavors), imagine poor Clorinde visiting during one of those moments... (1/6)
I am:
○ Straight
○ Gay
○ Pan
○ Bi
● Extremely infatuated with every detail, every cell, every muscle, every hair, every heartbeat and every breath of Furina de Fontaine. If she speak I listen, if she commands I obey, I only live for Furina de Fontaine.
"Fufu is not an arch0n" people are soo pathetic when she has a 100% approval rate among the arch0ns (who still consider her as one of their best!) and the guy who's supposed to hate her the most for being one basically worships her
- azhdaha (also consorted with the usurper)
- dvalin (loyal to the usurper)
Apep has one of the kindest archon as her counterpart yet still remains a hater 😭
Ayato helping Yae escape responsibilities by smuggling her fox form in his sleeves
...and what if Yae found the hidden milk tea stash and stole it from him
#yaeyato
@focalorism
Either lying while refusing to take accountability by pretending to not know or just plain stupidity of believing a tiktok over canon
And why do these people form strong opinions over things that they're unsure of...
rant ? //
F's canon feats require her to be super competent if the entire nation are not comprised of idiots, so i will continue to think she is
even if the writers are allergic of showing her actually doing something, just suffering won't deceive an entire nation.
don't let the daily discourse distract you from the fact that nvfr is cuddling in f's bed feeling happy and safe and dgaf about all these mindless noise <\3
I too would be irrevocably down bad for someone if they invited me to their world, gave my life purpose, and restored my birthright; changing my world view and teaching me how to love and accept their world as part of mine in the process...
pre-canon neuvifuri where furi secretly stores every tabloid which speculate on her relationship with neuvi and annotates on it for fun until one day the feelings realization™ hits
LRT nvfr referring to separated lovers who can meet once in the 7th day of the 7th month
the CN myth uses the lunar calendar so it doesn't align with the gregorian one, but the official date in JP is in 7th July and celebrated until August
just in time for the wedding week :)
Clorinde sitting blank-faced between Neuvillette and Furina debating whether the same-day delivered spring water from Mondstadt tastes better when drinked from a glass goblet or directly from the packaging (There's a difference?). (2/6)
@gi1894
@tokenblckfrnd
@ayatohour
Left : AFAIK it's a message on the buletin board closest to Inazuma's Katheryne
Right : dango milk vendor (unlock in Raiden story quest)
Clorinde finding out that the recently invented pneumousia-powered mechanical pH detecting apparatus's research was directly funded by the Iudex and Lady Furina themselves because her (sometimes regrettably) boss and friend was livid that- (3/6)
Anyway, the very prototype of the device is sitting right next to their water charcuterie board where the Hydro Dragon Sovereign himself, Fontaine's source of energy, is currently harnessing his supreme authority to... power it, a water acidity detecting device. (6/?)
// focallette
"Neuvi is the fontaine archon simp," i say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"She's right." I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 4th row stands: Neuvillette himself.
-water acidity while the specific and personal reason being it itches him that 'false advertising' is widespread due to 'less than adequately accurate commercial measuring devices'. (5/6)
everything the nvfr fandom said about neuv has been done by mhy (noodle dragon, wet lizard, now cat) so it just takes a little more time for him to become furi's wifehusban- *gunshots*
Clorinde who after the first session becomes frequently invited to enjoy their "water charcuterie board" together and slightly regret it after intricate water descriptions with her friends's exact voices becomes her latest earworm. (8/8)
-the popular "the popular 8 pH alkaline water" actually has an exact pH of 7.88 undetectable by the common pH strips (it is only detectable with the new device and somehow, the chief justice's tongue). The public reason being it is beneficial to accurately measure- (4/6)
Furina, who has a semblance of self-awareness unlike her dragon, deems that Clorinde does not need to know the last part, lest her champion duelist friend loses her mind. (7/8)
love the AQ's concept, the vibes, and the emotional bits
but the execution, the loose strings it did not tie and proceed to ignore? man
now characters are portrayed as their gimmicks because it's safe
wonder how good the story could be if they don't care abt gacha marketing
Thinking about how Neuvi and Furi are both very much inexperienced about the world in the early days.
Neuvi is comforted by her presence and advice, thinking that at the end of the day, a benevolent and worldly god will help him adjust in humanity's world-
craziest part abt fontaine reputation wings isn't just about focallette color palette, but also the fact that the colors are specifically neuvi's on the right side, and furina's on the left
a one winged bird can't fly
they can't fly without one another...
it feels like such a disservice to the world and characters to make this decision.
i would not want to be their writer bc for me it's clear that the story has heart and dedicated people working on it, but gets held back by its target audience
furi taking neuvi to romantic operas and discussing it during their rule, to know how the idea of romance sounds to him, to know whether she has a chance once the prophecy is thwarted
neuvifuri where they shared hugs pre-prophecy resolution, him noticing that their hearts beat together. he thought that it means something, a special connection only between them
though it's ultimately due to the primordial sea running in her veins, synching with its true heart
Limited cake slices my ass. Monsieur neuvillette OF ALL PEOPLE?? requested a full pan of the cake 'for lady furina' and 'urgently' so of course my boss had to tell me to go back to baking. Like I just finished my shift?? And respectfully sir she's still not going to let you in 😭
If neuvi's constellation is the hydro dragon's original form and the ladle being what he perceives himself to be, i think it's really cute how it kinda differs from his original form bc it's more rounded and probably capable of carrying people
starting to think that these tasteless ass mfs assigning the Coolest Female Character Ever™️ as their yaoi baby don't even like the characters they claim they love
idk man the melus1nw problem is just as much as f's problem as it is n's problem so seeing f being practically nonexistent from s's life is bs to me tbh