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god of wine | InTheMix | professional hater |
Chicago, IL
Joined January 2011
ok this nigga hooping. .
Okay, now! 👀 Marcus Jordan is seemingly trading Uncle Scottie’s ex-wife, Larsa Pippen, for Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife, Nicole Murphy. See more photos of their lil' handsy night out: 📸: BACKGRID
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Niggas heard “I think my butt getting big” and thought “damn let me go grab my suit.”
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y'all constantly miss the first part and expect to get the 2nd part.
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When a mf ask me to Venmo them I instantly know they be with white people…. A LOT.
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They definitely selling drugs out this mf cause ain’t no way they’ve made it all these years.
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I hate when people tweet shit like “Circle getting smaller”. Just text ya man’s for that $20 g. He prolly just forgot.
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I’m weak as hell imagining him hitting the bathroom to do this in the middle of dinner. 😂😂😂.
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last year I randomly bought a bottle of Casa Noble because it looked cool. Few months later I was invited to a dinner hosted by the brand where I met the owner of the company. Yesterday I dropped a collab video with them. Shit really be coming full circle.
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I got a homie that come in the group chat, asks a wild ass question then just disappears like he the fuckin Riddler
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now who said he dribbles like a republican ?!? you just slid that in haha.
From "he ain't worth all that money" and "he dribbles like a Republican" to Finals MVP.
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Here’s a Winter Paloma aka the “Puffer Coat” for ya. 2 Oz tequila.1 Oz Pomegranate . 5 Oz Cranberry . 5 Oz lime.top with soda water. Cheers
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Bronzeville Winery is a really beautiful spot. Great service and food. Wine and cocktails was fye too. That salmon was CRAZY.
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I think brutal is the wrong word. Men just be expecting the same amount of access and that’s where ya feelings get hurt.
Women are so brutal when they’ve moved on. So very brutal.
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Just did a collab with my favorite restaurant. Shit is working.
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This another problem with Covid shit. Y’all be sick but testing negative and still popping out cause y’all negative. You still sick nigga. Stay home.
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@IVKOBEz @brockashworth_ @flee_hwk17 @KylePittsForSix @Ykblixkyy @RatiodByTrey @BleacherReport @playmaker *goal post moved*.
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Songs be sounding way better on TikTok. You go a find the whole song and the rest be like this
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there will be signs!.
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Southside really showing all these trash shows how to depict Chicago correctly.
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@JohnTherealest1 @Who_Blaq @koryverse Right. Wtf is he talking about. Tony had the upper hand the entire fight also.
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I lost almost everything around this time two years ago and to have recovered and exceeded that point is something I’m super proud of myself for. Last two years were a fuckin grind g but we made it out and doing even better.
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hate when yall say something is the black version of a white property. Just let Abbott Elementary be Abbott Elementary.
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@PaperRabbitsArt @JayKlosinski @OnlySams101 @JoshuaPHilll My thoughts exactly. Looks like he just threw trash on the floor.
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Had the birria tacos from Taco Bell last night. Take care of yourself man. Life is short.
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Today I put together a cabinet, mounted a TV and currently making risotto . *interpret as pick me tweet.
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When she show up crying at ya mama house after you had ya hand on her neck and frontal.
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Adding lamb to instant ramen is a perfect depiction of who I am 😂😂😂
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Marvel failing all these years to make Miles Morales “cool” is a perfect example of why you need black writers in these rooms. How you struggle writing good stories about an Afro-Latino kid from Brooklyn with superpowers?.
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wow ASAP Rocky traded in his rap career to be Rihanna baby daddy. What a fucking deal man.
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Made some ramen today. Spicy Beef Broth. Ribeye. Fixings. 🍜🥩. Carhartt bowl is a paid actor.
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NBA media hate Rich Paul so much and I love it. Keep getting ya coin black man.
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I’m weak at him choosing violence in response to being frustrated which exactly the picture portrayed of cops in the media. and real life.
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4:30 am and I’m making a fish sandwich with caviar tarter sauce.
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just finished my first interview for an upcoming magazine feature. who woulda thought lol.
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Y’all be having parents/relatives with 20+ years of a healthy & happy marriage but look at random celebrities as relationship goals. Confusion.
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90s movies were so fucked up. I totally understand why our generation is so morbid and cynical. Like this was a Christmas movie. Dad dies in a car crash. Spirit transfers into a snowman. Snowman melts and dad's spirit is gone forever. WHAT THE FUCK
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Date 1 mf from Kenwood and you might as well start over in a different state.
Dating in Chicago will leave you with 2-3 Eskimo brothers and sisters.
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“If she got on them filas she IS NOT MINE. She belong to the streets”.
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I can eat this everyday for the rest of my life.
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Made salsa from scratch. Made some tacos. Saturday going well so far. 🌮
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Life so funny. Met Tipsy Bartender today.
About to go meet up with Tipsy Bartender.
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fact that our parents feel job stability equates to happiness is sick as hell.
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I’m so inspired by people growing and just moving forward in life. Having kids, getting married, new jobs, etc. It’s really really beautiful to see.
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@Vandalyzm Bro definitely fell for a chick with kids and got that ass smoked. He tweeting through the pain.
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The bar so low for niggas. dudes going viral on TikTok for cleaning up they cribs. 😂😂😂😂😂.
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Mikey ass would’ve somehow been at every event today. He would’ve flourished in this shit man. #longlivepeel.
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niggas be 40+ talking bout not knowing artist on the XXL Freshman lists. THAT LIST IS NOT FOR YOU lmao . Millennials refuse to accept we are no longer the target audience.
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Man I want some catfish fried hard. Want that mf to sound like a nature valley bar when you bite it.
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Niggas getting engaged and I’m still tryna decipher what it mean when someone like 3 or more of my pics at one time.
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y'all really trying it. leave me and my $1200.00 alone g.
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At my old gig I saved a dude with the Heimlich maneuver. Shit was crazy. His face was red and I was like “yo bro what’s wrong with you” then realized he was choking so jumped into action. My job gave me a $25 Amazon gift card. Dude’s life was worth a $25 Amazon gift card.
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When I was 8 we took a trip to Mississippi to visit my great grandma. My cousins and I got cool with this stray cat. My grandfather ran the cat over backing out the drive way. I Wish by R. Kelly was playing and I don’t think I’ve ever cried harder in my life.
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The way black people get a leg up and become elitists towards other black people piss me off like no other.
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Man landing on TodayInChicago’s page is such a big deal for me. I started my show in StL so to have moved back to Chicago and get that kind of recognition means so much g.
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Door dashdriver just called and said "aye bro come get yo food bro. I just almost got in an accident bro. come get yo food bro".
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