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@melbrewer367

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she/her | 30 something | simmer since day 1 of ts1 | mods and cc | wcif friendly | currently building the Fengverse

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Harper's World Thread
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*90s theme music plays* "On this week's episode..."
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I do NOT want a sims movie but hear me out...Jessica Lange as Nancy Landgraab???
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@sydneymacoretta
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if there’s a movie about the sims tell me what your dream cast lineup is like who tf is playing eliza pancakes??? don lothario!?? BELLA GOTH??
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@melbrewer367
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"The Sims 4 is broken and totally unplayable." 🙄
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aliatanna🇨🇦🇺🇦
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what sims 4 opinion has you like this? 🤔😂
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@melbrewer367
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My freelance writer had to write a clickbait article 🤭
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7 months
Oh boy
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@melbrewer367
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Keala passed away 😭 The island came together to honor her and say goodbye.
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@melbrewer367
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If this bitch don't leave me tf alone 😤
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@melbrewer367
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Townie sims wearing full body outfits should NOT be allowed to buy festival shirts 😤😂😭
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They can learn how to blow kisses 🥹🥹😭😭
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@melbrewer367
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So THAT'S why he stays with Eliza
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@melbrewer367
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1 year
YESSSSSS! I CAN FINALLY USE THIS FKN SHELF!
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@TheSimsDirect
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1 year
Sul Sul 👋 Today's update has several bug fixes, including fixes for infant food preferences & chefs not entering restaurants, as well as new underwear options, & new decorative spots for bathroom items & more. Learn more in the patch notes:
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Working on overrides for the ugly ass hallway wallpapers, and editing them with TOOL as well.
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@melbrewer367
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I do NOT want a sims movie but hear me out...Jessica Lange as Nancy Landgraab???
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@melbrewer367
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So, let me get this straight @ea , because my internet is down, I can't open EA App, I can't play offline, I can't play...period...even though I launch through Steam which CAN go offline when I'm not connected to the internet?!
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@melbrewer367
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Steady sit and seat any sim, you say?? 👀
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Oh my god. I used "seat sims here" on a dining chair and they all sat at the table. Then I did "steady seat" on each sim and their chair, and they all stayed seated. Then I did "seat sims here" on a living chair and they all got their asses up and moved! 🤯🤯🤯
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@melbrewer367
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1 year
Steady sit and seat any sim, you say?? 👀
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@melbrewer367
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Playing without TOOL for a bit and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? I truly forgot it was a thing and I can't wait to forget about it again soon
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@melbrewer367
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Celeste had to get braces and glasses. Which is rough in such a short period but, look how cute she is. She was embarrassed after the braces but then got happy again after the glasses.
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@melbrewer367
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I made an intense infant, she got nothing but bad quirks, and omg she really is a handful. Single dad passed out like 3 times in one week just trying to take care of her. She won't eat, won't sleep, needs held constantly, has a gassy belly. She's a lot. Lol
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@melbrewer367
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2 years
First person perspective was a mistake
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Here's all the milestones she got by the time she aged up.
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@SimGuruConor She literally said
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"You have failed to contain me, mother. I'm a far superior opponent than my sister." (Take your default eyes out, I forgot 😳😂)
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@melbrewer367
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When @plumbellayt says "gee fucking gee besties" is that an actual saying from somewhere/something? Or is that just a plumbellaism?
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@melbrewer367
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1 year
My apartment hall overrides are now available for download! Find them over on my Tumblr. Please read through the post to make sure you understand what you're getting! You can find them here:
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I swear their pregnant bellies have been bigger than usual lately. This is her stomach immediately after taking the test.
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@SimmerCharlie "AITAH for deleting my gf's sims save files." Yes. Without even reading anything else, yes.
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6 months
I wonder if they collabed with a cc creator for the cas set 👀
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@melbrewer367
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I have my complaints about TS4 careers and promotions but, one thing I'm happy about, is that promotions are no longer dependant on you having a certain number of friends like past games. Omfg that used to drive me insane! And making friends used to be so much harder too. 😭😭
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@melbrewer367
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2 years
👁👄👁 the Polaroids on the door
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I may have, very loudly, said, "awwwwwww" when she did this.
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@PTMontsims @LuddySimmer 🙊They're loaded exactly as he posted them. Lol
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@melbrewer367
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It's not even my build and yet every time I see comments like this on the gallery it drives me fkn nuts. Shut upppp omgggggggg 🙄😂
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@melbrewer367
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And if you do decide to update right away...
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@WickedWhims
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⚠️The For Rent game patch (1.103.228) is about to release on December 5th and it might cause the mods you use to break your game! If you want to avoid updating the game, disable automatic updates on EA App/Steam/Epic and switch to offline mode before turning the game on.
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@Eli_B_Again @lilsimsie @GeorgeNotFound As soon as men stop killing us for it????
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I need a mod to turn off the lines for other units in build mode because this is...not ideal 😅
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@gummybearcubPS4 Anyone ever told you, you've got your fathers eyes? 👀
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Me: Yay I finally found this mod conflict and I can finally properly play with horses 🎉 Also me: *has been in cas ever since* In my defense: ✨her✨
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@SimMattically What the fuck is this?!
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Consider minding your own business, pixels 😤
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This one. Didn't show the creator's name, didn't tag anyone but, his stans knew it was his and threw a hissy fit. One even said I was trying to get my followers to attack him?! I literally didn't even remember his name and he had like 70k subscribers at the time like plz be fr.
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@TheSimsDirect How about…no. The gallery sucks bad enough. If you can block “he’ll” you can block “hitler” and “slave.” You can also use your own paid community managers, and even algorithms, to block and remove it your own damn self. Put that @EA money to good use.
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I'm ready to take a long walk off a short pier 🙃😭😂
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@melbrewer367
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I know you like talking game maps @tiptoesims so here's how I just setup my home regions settings for my current save. I'll have certain sim specific exemptions later. Like sims in certain neighborhoods of del Sol won't go to Tartosa, only the rich neighborhood will.
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My current family's home brings me so much joy. It's so lived in and I move little things around each season to make it feel more alive too. The kitchen and living room are my favorite spots.
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If you're one of the people having all these problems with EA App, I highly recommend moving to Steam. I have had zero issues (*aggressively knocking on wood*) launching through Steam. You still have to have EA App on your computer but updates and launching are handled by Steam.
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The EA app is infuriating Constantly logging me out/making me log back in & I finally decided to take the plunge but it’s been “updating” for 2+ hours. This isn’t normal, doesn’t work, & is such a broken system forced on us @TheSims how do I actually play the game I bought?
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@grenesims @_FakeGamerGirl WHY DIDNT CHILD SERVICES TAKE IT AWAY?!
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Abolish sims clickbait videos.
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Sims community in a nutshell... 1 or 2 people say something 2700 people say "omg can you believe PEOPLE are saying this thing" Thing becomes huge "controversy" that most ppl never would have known about if not for 4983 people retweeting "omg people are saying a thing 😤"
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Taking water birth to a whole new level. Omg I found the sweet spot where it's deep enough in the water but sims can still reach it and I'm going to fkn die they are living their best island life omg 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭
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@Wambels Ok wait I love this! Some of these match up with what I imagine. Like strangerville leads to oasis springs which leads to del sol. And obviously willow creek, Newcrest, and magnolia are all connected. I always imagined more space between some of these but this is amazing!!
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@sportswithjohn I know less than 50 Spanish words but I knew all 8 in this tweet. 🤭🤭🤭😂
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Ok so you know how we have an "Ask if Single" interaction? We also need a "Ask if they have kids" interaction.
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@Jarnard Genuinely, this is my first time ever seeing it 🫣😂
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@TheSims Nancy is Johnny's mom confirmed?!
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✨🐢 turtle hatching season 🐢✨
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@rubbishjoe @LuddySimmer And they're wearing something other than that one heinous dress it forces you to change into!
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Bella Goth but she's the ruler of Sixam. #ShowUsYourSims
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So uhh...y'all watch Saltburn yet?
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@WhatAGreatDai I downloaded a mod to disable those two and those two only. 😂
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This has nothing to do with the story but I wanted to share a cute detail @PandaSamaSims4 has added. She's got stretch marks now! They'll fade over time (or you can make them permanent in the settings). She's also bandaged from the c section (I don't think that parts new tho).
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@kiwisim4 That weird period between potato and toddler. They crawl, can't be potty trained, that era.
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Stanky babies really be stanking
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So when you host a sleepover apparently you can only use the "time for bed" interaction once?! So if you pull a sleeping bag prank, that's it. Everyone's awake and no one will go back to sleep after that?!!! Wtf. It's only midnight. These kids need to go back to bed.
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Working on crawling. She is not pleased.
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Two items that are clearly designed to be used together but don't have all their swatches matched up makes me want to end it all 😤
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@sharonia_sims I think with increased exposure some people are just now realizing how much control you have over it and it's not this disgusting raunchy thing it was made out to be.
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The toddlers get little moodlets when they come over and they're not always good ones. 😭😭 (Also, further proof that the twins are opposites in every way.)
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We're simmers, of course we're going to spend hours downloading cc and then forget to put it in our mods folder before starting the game 💁‍♀️
@farfallasims
Farfalla ☁️
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We're simmers, of course we're still going to play a game that has multiple unresolved bug/glitch issues!
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This is the moment where I paused the game and stared at my screen for a solid 10 mins deciding what to do. Do I close without saving? Do I let her die? I wanted the health mod for the drama and here it's come knocking so surely I had to let it happen, right? 😭😭😭😭
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Very happy to find out you can hand over a toddler now too! Animation with the toddlers legs goes a little wonky in the middle but the start and finish are still good.
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NOT HAVING FULL FKN SETS IF YOU GIVE US A FENCE, GIVE US A MATCHING GATE?!?! IF YOU GIVE US A DOOR, GIVE IT IN ALL WALL HEIGHTS AND WITH MATCHING WINDOWS IN ALL HEIGHTS AND MAKE SURE THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME SWATCHES OH MY FKN GAWD 😤😤😤😤 Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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- Lack of slots on surfaces - Seemingly arbitrary rules for what can and can't go on shelves and other small surfaces - WHY ARE SO MANY THINGS SO BIG???
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Literally every previous iteration of this game did "throw a party" better than Sims 4. Period.
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@SimGirl_T My elders need a pension and a proper hobby
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@SimGirl_T I think they need to:
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Closed/opened. Not used/used. 😭😭 Please more of this!!
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The Sims 4 Bathroom Clutter Kits - objects list:
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Umm hello @SimGuruNova @SimGuruMorgan @SimGuruNinja @SimGuruAsh @SimGuruBat @TheSims I have an extremely important question. SLEEPING ON THE GROUND?!?!
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Woke up in a cold sweat after a sex dream about a woman I don't even recognize! I knew he was capable of the drama I'm looking for.
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Back with this kid tonight and apparently we will not know peace during the toddler years either. 😑😂
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She's still got her attitude tho 🤭😂
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🎶one of these things is not like the other🎶
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When it's been 23 years and you finally got your golden man statue back and you've had too much to drink...
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She gained phases but lost her texture 😭
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@sharonia_sims I would reallyyyyyyyy love it if it pulled real teens from households. Preferably just real teens from whatever world your school is in but, if my neighbors have teens, my teen should see them while at school.
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My little angry baby is getting a little less angry each day as she reaches new milestones. 🥹
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@TheHenfordHen @texwildchild @TheSims I've never seen a kid wearing them but here they are on an adult so you understand what's going on better.
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How does @PandaSamaSims4 keep making this mod better and better?! This is the cutest shit omg I'm dying and the one sitting down is an idle animation that happens randomly 😭😭😭😭
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@jackofallgames7 @kiwisim4 @EA @TheSims I can't play my pre-patch save files because it'll be say Tuesday, I'll go into cas, and when I come out it's Monday. Motives are the wrong colors. Like hunger still green when it's almost empty. Then there's all the usual little annoying glitches piled on top of that.
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Now that @TheSims base game is free, my teen son downloaded it on his ps4 and was sending me his first reactions! 😂
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She needs some sun exposure but I'm very happy about all the new onesies they gave us for the babies!
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@shroomboii With the "missed you" message it looks like an ad for grindr or something 😂
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Idc I'm buying the horse pack and living my best cowgirl life 🐴✌️🤠 It's worth it to me, personally, because I'll absolutely play the shit out of every aspect over and over just like how I always end up back on a farm lot with huge gardens, cows, and chickens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@jackofallgames7 Omg an active veterinarian career would be amazing now tho! You could travel to the ranches to take care of their horses 🥹
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I fkn knew Cody's thang was thangin but damn 😂
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The milestones for one of Cody's kids 🤭😂😂😂😂
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I got the @PandaSamaSims4 update and someone is always pregnant in the Genesis Challenge so, this is Tonya. She married one of Joey's sons. I'm testing out some new features with her. You could already take a test like this but, now you can share the results! 🥹
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@_SimsGrimReaper Gonna say Strangerville. I don't live in a desert area, I don't wanna live in a desert area, I thought it'd look boring but, the red rock is honestly so gorgeous and the little downtown lit up has such a great small town vibe. I love it. Plus the little trailer park!
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@ShoobySims They really messed up the classes. There's no distinction between grade levels so just turned teen and about to turn YA teens are in the same class. There's no napping with your head on the desk, no note passing. You still get pop-ups when you're in class. It's so weird.
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