Acting like Lisa Barlow because I’m getting a first class train to Scotland for Christmas

RT @melanc_holly: Lastly, seems like the world is really down on “last-minute” Christmas shopping. But last minute gets earlier all the tim…

People who idolise podcast hosts - have you never met anyone even slightly funny in your real life?

@teen_headache @AstoldbyGinge16 @sarahhollowell Are you trolling? Tumblr dryers are not exclusively American lol, and also it’s definitely possible to wash and line dry sheets in a day.

Omg is Phil Mitchell available for sponsoring?! If he dies at the hands of The Six I’m gonna be gutted

@heatherbavidge @sophierebeccaf Agree, she can come to my house!

@heatherbavidge @sophierebeccaf Oh my God that was so upsetting. Poor baby was so trusting as well

Fireworks are shit, sorry but just ban them

@AntMelia94 SO true! They’ve completely ruined Karen and made her a totally different person this year

Horrifying rebrand.

RT @bluealoud: Their music being better than most gay clubs I've been to

pathological people pleaser

RT @fucking_sober: I can’t believe I’m responsible for my own recovery. Me! The same person who got me into this mess.

Would be so sad to be an American cat because Dreamies are called Temptations and that is just not as cute

I remember Kitty in my Pocket being much cuter than this

@heatherbavidge Honestly so good!!!

@heatherbavidge PERFECT baby!!!!! A work of art in this world! I love her toe patterns! She looks so proud of them!

I’m sure I saw someone tweet this before but could the body maybe just not keep the score