KEVJ ♒️
@melanatedho
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i lash & wax vaginas 🪷⚢ IG @ bitchitsthemelanin
Joined May 2010
Can’t buy stocks, can’t sell crack, can’t do shit in America.
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Niggas wit no job should not be able to get in they girl car & recline the seat. Nigga sit up so u can see who’s hiring.
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U eva hear a song that’s just a little too specific to yo current situation & ur just listening to the lyrics like this
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U let yo bad days affect u too much. U don't let yo good days affect u enough. Fix that.
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Ima smoke first before anything & that’s on Mary had a little gram.
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I love a lil coochie soreness lol small reminder of how I got my shit beat like a bongo.
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Erykah Badu really told a nigga “I guess I’ll see ya next lifetime. maybe we’ll be butterflies. ” 😭.
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A nigga can say “only bitches with good pussy eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch” then here come u corny hoes talking bout “Omg that’s ALL I eat”.
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Stop begging mfs to see where u coming from & start fucking wit ppl who already feel u.
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I prefer being soft. Me being aggressive & shit is a defense mechanism. I’m my best me in my soft state.
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When I pop up married I don’t wanna hear shit. no u wasn’t invited to the wedding hoe it was a real nigga party.
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Don’t snort cocaine around me cause my eyes gon be big wit astonishment & u ain’t gon be able to enjoy yo high.
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Fingering is honestly such a beautiful thing. When a mf really know how to throw up the proper gang signs inna coochie. best feeling ever.
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Clubbing is not fun to me. I like to do oddball shit. Let’s be adventurous. Let’s go hiking. Let’s go camping. Try an escape room. Hit the beach/lake. Go ride ATV’s. Anything else.
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When u riding & they grab yo hips n start pounding yo shit from below. >>>>>.
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I rebuke all evil spirits & negative vibes towards me 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿.
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Bitches will tell u another bitch whole life story then turn around & say “what’s going on with u though” girllll not a fucking thing.
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After a certain age ion care about yo sad story. Shit my story was sad too, either u mold or fold.
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If yo pussy gon have me wearing matching outfits & color coordinating. I want sum.
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Ion wanna deal with people who take u out of character then act like u the one tripping. that’s that weirdo shit.
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U can stalk my social media & still know nothing about my personal life. This is fun & games pls remember dat.
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I don’t pretend like I got shit together. Some days I be straight. Some days I be deep in my thoughts. Some days I’m in my feelings. Some days I’m thuggin. Some days I’m hella happy. It is what it is.
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U ain’t been in a real relationship if u ain’t never packed all yo shit & then stayed 😂.
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I think there’s a point in yo healing journey where u stop trying to convince other people to do the right thing. U observe their choices, understand their character, & decide what u gon allow in yo life.
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I’m not sparing nobody this year. People move & do shit without care or regards for others so easily. It’s my turn now.
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It’s ok to be nice to other women. Idk why bitches be feeling like it gotta be animosity or competition. It can literally be all love, all empowerment.
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Y’all still talk to the person u had the best sex wit or nah?.
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Only black mfs calculate they check before they even start the job 😭. be in that mf like.
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I’m not blocking no more family members from my Facebook. yes I eat pussy aunt Debra & u do crack. so. .
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I like niggas that’s steppers. Show me something. all that lip jacking don’t do shit for me. Actions. We like actions over here.
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I always thought if I be good to people that they will be good to me. But in reality, life don’t work that way. People are going to be who they are, think what they think, do what they do.
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When u fuck wit someone their posts hit different 😂 fuck u talking about.
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I’m glad I got a young face. People be shocked when I tell em how old I am.
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Do crabs have thighs? Cause I’m tired of the legs… I need the big meat.
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I love reassurance. I love affection. I love understanding. I love sincerity. I love integrity. I love genuine motives.
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Casual sex is beyond dead. Don’t nobody wanna fuck as friends. I wanna eat with u, be around u, introduce u to my family, share memories, make u apart of my life bitch this ain’t for fun.
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My good sis was securing love & dick for the reincarnation 😭 I stan.
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Stop calling these niggas Zaddy if they ain’t paying no Zent or Zills. zf.
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I’m not afraid to say I need other people. I need love, I need my tribe & I need family. That’s what life’s all about. we weren’t created to be alone & I’ll never say I don’t need anyone cause we all do.
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I date to date. Idk if this is gonna work out or not, I’m just enjoying the ride. I hate allat “marriage or nothing” talk. Bitch we chilling.
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Why do y’all get weird when someone cares enough to tell u an uncomfortable truth? It’s like y’all don’t want people to be real about how u show up in life.
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Lmaooooooo y’all know the good thing bout words? They’re interchangeable 😂 get off my coochie lips lmaoooooo I’m only blocking people being rude.
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Bitches be like “yo fav rapper be in my inbox” & they be talking bout Sage The Gemini.
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Being called babe or baby by someone u don’t like feels like sexual harassment 😭😭😭😭😭.
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Asking for clarification before taking things out of context >>>>.
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She don’t want a good morning text she want a cashapp notification.
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How I sleep every night knowing nobody gon come to me as a woman
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I never defend my character because I know I treat people good. If u feel like I don’t it’s probably because u on foul shit & that don’t have shit to do with me.
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When ya nigga in ya ear motivating ya nut >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
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Black people with cats intrigue me. like out of all animals. yo black ass decided a cat.
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Anyone else been feeling really weird lately???? Like ur mind is all over the place & u don’t know whether ur okay or not???? Bro this is fucking weird.
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Cheating is one thing but u told this bitch I couldn’t cook ?!?!.
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Smoking is my thing. like some people drink. some people smoke cigarettes. weed is my thing. I don’t think I’ll ever stop smoking. I be big chilling.
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When herbo said “I got time for one bitch & that’s mine because I’m busy hoe” >>>>>>.
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The best sex is when it's like 3/4 in the morning & y’all cuddle & go right back to sleep afterwards.
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I knew I was picky when I was on Pornhub on page 62 and still looking.
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